Commander in chief an official desk, american flags, and even your own autocrat. Now you too can have pretend photo ops, fake important meetings, and sound president ial. Bababababa. The fisherprice president ial playset. For ages 4 to 6 and 77 and over. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Complaint of the union plus, stephen welcomes Kristen Stewart and Tom Hollander featuring live louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen oh good to see you. Hey, everybody. Thank you so much. Please have a seat. Sit, state, said. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] last night was the oscars. I want to congratulate my good friend and fellow Strike Force Five member, jimmy kimmel, who did a great job hosting. And got to congratulate oppenheimer, which took home so many awards, includin
Featuring the 8g band with jon theodore. [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news. At his rally in new jersey over the weekend, former President Trump asked the crowd, quote, has anybody ever seen the silence of the lambs . But just to prepare them for todays court appearance. [ light laughter ] hes had, like, ten chances to respect the gag order. [ light laughter ] thats right. At this rally, trump talked about the silence of the lambs character Hannibal Lecter and said he was a, quote, wonderful man. First of all, Hannibal Lecter isnt real. Hes a character played by anthony hopkins, a wonderful man who is real. Second, the character hannibal is not a wonderful man. Hes a cannibal who murdered a bunch of people. And, third, please tell me this is not your v. P. Announcement. [ laughter ] a man waiting outside the courthouse today for former Pres
Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, amy poehler, Bert Kreischer, and music from wilco. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheering and applause ] jimmy i appreciate that. Hello. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thanks for coming. Thank you for watching. Id like to relay a special hello to those of you who are still drunk after monday night football. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our home base, in the heart of hollywood. One of the strangest places in all the world, but we do get some competition from time to time. This is from the sunday service at st. John the divine cathedral in new york where parishioners were invited to bring their pets to be blessed in honor of st. Francis, the patron saint of animals. There were cats. There were dogs. A goose on site. There was a giant snake. They had a baby crocodile. Look at that guy. A sloth paid its first visit to church in a basket, as did a very reluctant little donkey, who is probably an atheist
Staff members brought in six gigantic bags of mcdonalds to the courthouse. Colonel jessep did you order the big mac . You dont have to answer that question. Ill answer the question. [farting] sustained. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Speaker of the oust first, stephen welcomes john oliver and musical guest boy genius. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen come on, baby. Come on. Come on. Oh [cheering] good to see you. My friends. [audience chanting] Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thanks, everybody thank you very much please have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] tonight you join our broadcast with history already in progress, because mere minutes before i walked out here on this stage, republican Kevin Mccarthy was ousted as speaker of the house. And im sure thi
Friday. Oh, okay. Hes not a swifty. Thanks for joining us. Our next newscast is tomor [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests seth meyers, joe la puma, musical guest Alexander Stewart, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1851 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. I love you welcome. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, bud. Thank you for watching welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for tuning in. Well guys, everyone is talking about this, one of the biggest events of the year, the new taylor swift eras movie opened today in los angeles. And it premiered to thousands of fans at a giant mall. Yeah thats how powerful taylor is. In 2023, she can get people to a mall [ laughter ] yep, right now the f