Friday. Oh, okay. Hes not a swifty. Thanks for joining us. Our next newscast is tomor [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests seth meyers, joe la puma, musical guest Alexander Stewart, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1851 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. I love you welcome. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, bud. Thank you for watching welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for tuning in. Well guys, everyone is talking about this, one of the biggest events of the year, the new taylor swift eras movie opened today in los angeles. And it premiered to thousands of fans at a giant mall. Yeah thats how powerful taylor is. In 2023, she can get people to a mall [ laughter ] yep, right now the friendship bracelet section at claires looks like a walmart on black friday [ laughter ] yep, taylors movie is expected to have the biggest opening ever for a concert film and could make 200 million. [ cheers and applause at this point the United States is essentially a taylor swiftbased economy [ laughter and cheers but theaters are encouraging everyone who goes to the movie to sing, dance, and take selfies. Its a real experience the movies so popular, theyre going to have to start showing it in stadiums and its going to be called taylor swift the eras tour the movie the tour. [ laughter ] lets get to some news congressman George Santos was just hit with ten more criminal charges that accuse him of stealing his donors identities and credit cards [ light laughter ] santos was like, wait, am i not Henrietta Ellenberg from youngstown, ohio . [ laughter ] its wild. Santos is either gonna wind up being be trumps running mate or trumps cellmate. [ laughter ] yeah its not looking good for santos in his defense, his lawyer just posted the kevin james meme. [ laughter ] some more news from washington this morning, during a a closeddoor meeting, republicans nominated Steve Scalise to be the next speaker of the house and during the meeting, congressmen were encouraged to sing, dance, and take selfies. [ laughter ] yep, Steve Scalise was nominated and then George Santos was like, thank you, i accept. [ laughter ] well, switching gears, amazon prime day started yesterday. And i read that amazon has actually been trying to crack down on fake product reviews but luckily you can usually tell when a review is fake for instance, heres a pack of necco wafers the fake review says, i love giving these out to trickortreaters on halloween [ laughter ] cant be real. The real review says, my house got tpd, egged, and lit on fire. [ laughter and applause see what im saying . You can tell [ applause ] next up, heres a little model bmw toy car. The fake review says, my son loves playing with this. The real one says, perfect for the 7yearold going through a a midlife crisis. [ laughter and applause 7yearsold. Heres a darth vader echo dot speaker. The fake review says, the perfect combination of star wars and alexa. The real one says, i asked alexa for the weather and she started choking me. [ laughter and applause [ vader breathing next up, heres a 14foot garage freezer fake review says, plenty of room to keep all my things frozen. Real one says, i bought this online because i felt like a a serial killer looking at them in stores. [ laughter and applause two bodies in here . Next up, heres a fullbody pillow yeah, the fake review says, so big and comfortable. The real one says, if you cover it in one of susans dresses, its like she never left you for dustin. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] dustin and susan steve thats the real reason jimmy thats the real correct. Yeah next, heres a 3in1 Sports Center for kids. Yeah, fake review says, my son uses this to practice soccer, hockey, and basketball. The real one says, the fastest way to find out that your kid should probably just learn piano. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause and finally, heres a brainshaped jello mold fake review says, such a fun halloween activity to do with my kids the real one says, i ate this with some fava beans and a nice chianti. [ laughter and applause see, theres a now you can trust the review hey, listen to this. Hey guys, listen to this, according to a new report, nasa believes by that 2 2040, americans will be living in houses on the moon. And you thought it was tough getting your friends to visit after you moved to the suburbs [ laughter ] yeah, were just two decades away from an hgtv show where someones like, i love the schools in this crater, but i just hate the kitchen countertop. [ laughter ] some Business News today, birkenstock went public at a valuation of 8 billion [ audience wows when they rang the bell at the new york stock exchange, the bell was like, eugh. [ laughter ] [ rimshot just need to take a shower, no, ill be good actually, cause its birkenstock, they didnt ring the opening bell, they just drummed the opening bongo. [ laughter ] well get this, the prize for tonights powerball drawing is over 1. 7 billion [ audience oohs the second biggest jackpot in lottery history i already got my numbers locked and loaded, jimmy lets go jimmy oh, really i didnt i didnt even know you played powerball, kamal. Good luck. First numbers 66, man, thats the date i met my wife, june 6th boom [ audience aws ] jimmy thats really sweet. Next number is 20 weve been married 20 years. [ audience aws ] jimmy 20 years, congratulations, bud thanks, man, thanks it feels good. My next number, 24 thats how many times my wife told me not to spend the whole paycheck on lottery tickets. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah maybe dont spend the whole paycheck and then theres 25, thats the number of times i told my wife we need to win the powerball. [ laughter ] because i just bought us a pair of jet skis that i want to ride at the same time, like the little mermaids dad riding a pair of dolphins [ laughter ] you ever ride a dolphin, jroll [ laughter ] jimmy no, i cant say i ever i have whats the next number three my wife hasnt returned my texts in three days. [ laughter ] even when she does, its usually something like, i guess, or k. [ light laughter ] jimmy that doesnt sound good finally, whats your powerball number six cause im staying at a motel 6 tonight [ laughter ] continental breakfast, baby [ cheers and applause unless unless, jimmy still got that guest bedroom at your place i love to crash there. Jimmy kamal gray, everybody. Good luck with the powerball, kamal, i hope you win. [ cheers and applause [ applause ] hey, guys, i saw that to avoid repeating last years Holiday Travel meltdown, Southwest Airlines is stepping up their preparation for the winter now yep, theyre very prepared theyve already had 300 texts drafted that say your flight is canceled. [ laughter ] all they have to do is hit send sounds like spirit jimmy guys, i heard about a dog in michigan that was rescued after getting his head stuck in a plastic cheese ball container. Look at this steve aw [ audience aws ] jimmy that will basically be everyones pet when were living on the moon [ laughter ] after getting his head out, he was like, wait, is that cheese powder in there . And got it stuck in there again. [ light laughter ] guys, its time for good news, bad news. First up, the good news. Taylor swift the eras tour hit theaters this weekend. [ cheers and applause bad news is Lauren Boebert and her date reserved the seats right next to you. [ audience ohs ] yeah the good news is biden is trying to ban hidden junk fees the bad news is you got fired for googling hidden junk on your work computer [ laughter and applause heres some good news, Alaska Airlines is making its own custom blend coffee. The bad news, Spirit Airlines is continuing to bootleg its own moonshine. [ laughter and applause good news is, chip and Joanna Gaines are launching a podcast. Bad news is if you take a drink every time they say shiplap, youll black out [ laughter and applause up next, some good news. California has banned a type of artificial red dye in food [ scattered cheers ] yep. Bad news is the koolaid man was just like, oh, no [ laughter and applause the good news is, Panda Express is now offering dessert. Steve oh [ scattered cheers ] jimmy the bad news is Panda Express is now offering dessert. [ laughter and applause maybe i should give you the bad news first, right . That might be better all right, here we go, yeah. The bad news is, paris is reeling from a bed bug infestation. [ audience ews ] the good news is, pixar is making a movie where a french bed bug runs a hotel [ laughter and applause welcome to next, the bad news, the new iphone 15 has been overheating the good news is, a burnt hand is still better than green texts in the group chat. [ laughter and applause next up, the bad news, Edible Cookie Dough is being recalled for containing an undeclared allergen the good news is warning about eating raw cookie dough never stopped you before [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause and finally, the bad news, trump and biden appear to be heading for a rematch in 2024. [ audience ohs ] the good news is, the loser gets to star in the next season of the golden bachelor. [ laughter ] there you go that would work. Id watch that and finally, everyones still talking about taylor swift and travis kelce and their [ cheers and applause yeah, why not . I know we have love em both. But their relationship has united two groups that dont normally hang out taylor swift fans and nfl fans well, we wanted to test their knowledge of each other. So, we went down to 30 rock plaza this afternoon and asked dads and their daughters about taylor and travis, with one catch the daughters could only answer questions about travis, and the dads could only answer questions about taylor this is swap quiz. [ cheers and applause tonight sho swap qui tonight show swap quiz what is the title of taylor swifts first album tim mcgraw. [ buzzer ] 1985. [ buzzer ] 1989 . No [ buzzer ] uh, taylor swift. [ bell dings ] yes what team does travis kelce play for kentucky chiefs [ buzzer ] [ light laughter ] who is the quarterback on traviss team . Jonathan morris [ buzzer ] gage gatlinburg [ buzzer ] [ light laughter ] Patrick Mahomes [ bell dings ] finish the song title look what you have done to me [ buzzer ] recently [ buzzer ] back to the future. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] back to the future [ buzzer ] back to the future. [ buzzer ] daddy what position does travis play tight end [ bell dings ] [ cheers ] what number is travis kelce 87. [ bell dings ] 87. [ bell dings ] finish this song title. Cruel intentions. [ buzzer ] cruel intentions. [ buzzer ] cruel intentions. [ buzzer ] finish the lyric. cause baby, now we got back from downtown. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] cause baby, now we got each other. [ buzzer ] what is taylor swifts middle name . Charlotte [ buzzer ] i dont know but i know that its not charlotte [ laughter ] can you sing the song, you need to calm down you need to calm down [ buzzer ] down down [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] down, down. [ buzzer ] we are never, ever, ever going to live again. [ buzzer ] [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy what thank you, everybody, for playing. We have a great show seth meyers is here [ cheers and applause seth sneaker expert joe la puma is joining us [ cheers and applause and weve got great music from Alexander Stewart. 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[ thunder strike ] and hes the host of late night with seth meyers, which airs week nights on nbc, right after the tonight show, and also available on peacock. Please welcome, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thats what im talking about. Seth meyers. Its so nice to be back jimmy yeah, youre looking sharp, bud thank you, man. Jimmy looking good thank you jimmy do you miss me seeing talking to me every day . I do. We weirdly we overlapped for two years on snl. We weirdly spent more time collaborating on this podcast. [ light laughter ] it was the best. Jimmy i had such a great time doing it. Yeah. Jimmy i mean, i know you, and im friends with you, but i really got to know you we spent like 15 hours together talking. It was yeah. I think the very fact that we had to make this podcast, and it forced us all to talk about ourselves, it was a very cool thing, and i felt very lucky to do it with you jimmy yeah, i agree. Thank you, buddy it was us. It was me and you, it was jimmy kimmel its not important who the other people were. [ laughter ] jimmy thats right just you and me and three guys it doesnt matter who they are [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah it could be three nobodies. [ light laughter ] it basically was jimmy we we we we kind of got to know what we were doing, though, by the end yeah. But you were the best. Jimmy no yeah, no, everybody look, you hosted the fifth episode jimmy we all had to host an episode. Yes jimmy okay, okay yeah and so, you hosted the newlywed game. You we were foolish enough we gave jimmy all of our wives phone numbers. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i go which, never do, if a dude is like, hey, i want all your wives numbers. Were like, oh, okay. [ laughter ] like, youd be better off giving away your Social Security number. [ laughter ] jimmy i have everyones wives numbers i thought it was interesting, because were all talk show hosts, and were all, luckily, very happily married men yeah. Jimmy and we have families i go, that could be a fun episode. Yeah. Jimmy lets talk to the wives, so you can actually see how crazy we really are and see how our answers match. Yeah, like a newlywed game style. It should have worked jimmy yes, it should have been that. [ light laughter ] yeah. But it was it ended up being Something Better jimmy dude, john oliver was laughing so hard, i think he, like, broke a rib or something it was john oliver, you know, of all of us, may be the most capable of stoicism, laughed so hard at the way you phrased the questions that he kept falling out of zoom box [ laughter ] jimmy he was falling down. [ laughter ] he was laughing. He would just like he would come back through like a a pendulum. [ laughter ] jimmy well, you know what . What happened was, cause i was like, all right, i didnt want to bother the wives, you know. But i wanted to ask them the questions, like, you know, when did you first fall in love or whatever yep jimmy so, i just wrote them in a text. And i just sent them texts with, not even really questions. You used a lot of pronouns loosely. [ laughter ] jimmy so, they didnt know if you were talking about you or them. Them. Yeah the best one in the First Episode you cause you just wrote to my wife, pet name . [ laughter ] jimmy yes. And now, i think that my wife should have assumed you meant, what pet names we have for each other . Jimmy so, you so, you were like, i know what it is. Its babe. Yeah. I thought our pet name for each other is babe. I explained it, told a long story. Jimmy and i said, i think your wife misunderstood the question [ laughter ] because she i think she gave us your actual pet name your pets name. [ laughter ] she texted jimmy frisbee, which is our pets name. [ laughter ] and the funny part about that, is that would be the dumbest question on the newlywed game. Like, imagine if you couldnt match with your spouse what the name of your pet is. Jimmy your pet is. Yeah, exactly. Like, thats not even, like, you dont know each other. You might not live together. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah i think colbert was like, this is turning into, like, an alzheimers exam. Yeah. Jimmy like, whos the president . Who is, yeah. Jimmy and what year is it . Yeah. And then, we went back to the well, which is a very dangerous thing to do in comedy. Because you had a lot of questions that you had asked them that we hadnt gotten to in episode five. And episode 11, we did it again, and it was equally good, because you werent allowed to go back and ask the questions better jimmy no [ light laughter ] because you had to use the original answers jimmy yeah, the original bad answers from the original question questionnaire that i sent out. Also, my wife was lets be honest, my wife took this as an opportunity to do bits. [ laughter ] jimmy what we devised from interviewing your wife, was that she was shes trying to kill you [ laughter ] yeah. Like, it was like, whats the hardest youve laughed . And im like, oh, thats funny. Our kids said this funny thing. And then her answer was, the time he fell out of a canoe. [ laughter ] they were all like thing it was like evil had befallen me. And then, she copped to another answer she gave you, that we didnt get to, that i think proves my point, that im about to be knocked off. Jimmy i sent a bunch of i sent a speed round yeah. Jimmy we didnt get to all of these so, im like, salty or sweet . Again, i didnt say who. Yeah. Jimmy like, i didnt say the husbands or the wives. Like yeah. Jimmy so, people were answering for themselves or the husbands jimmy or the husbands. You never even knew right. Jimmy i, to this day, dont know what question i asked i dont know what i expected, but she said, salty. I think she meant her . I think she is a salty person jimmy no, no, no [ laughter ] thats not what i meant. Well, based on her answers, jimmy. Jimmy no, okay, listen morning person then where you proposed. The fifth one i asked, i said, big spoon or little spoon. Yeah. Jimmy i just thought it would be funny cause thats a good question. Jimmy i think that would be hilarious. And my wifes answer is not a funny answer look what she wrote. Jimmy knife. [ laughter ] when i go missing, jimmy, go to that send the police to my apartment [ laughter ] jimmy it was really funny alexi, that was great. It is very good very salty jimmy very, very funny she was she did i think she did a very good job. Im actually very proud of her for her comedy choices jimmy all the wives all the wives were extremely funny yeah. Jimmy and i go, wow, were so lucky for gods sake. Those were her, the ones where she the focus was on her were her two favorites, and she didnt listen to the other ten. [ laughter ] jimmy i love her you know why i loved her because she popped in one of the zooms wearing a late night with jimmy. That was also very hurtful. Were doing a zoom, and she has a late night, not even a a tonight show. A late night with jimmy fallon tshirt. Jimmy yeah from when he had my show. Jimmy i didnt have your show i had my show. I have your show now. Look, shes my wife. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other jimmy i have her cell phone number she came in wearing she showed it to all the other hosts. Jimmy it looked great. Here i am in my jimmy shirt jimmy yeah [ laughter ] and then we started talking about merch oh, yeah. Jimmy in the nbc store. Yeah, this is look, i brought proof. cause i feel like, i didnt want to come off as complainy on the podcast but heres the thing, jimmy and i both have Television Shows theyre both an hour long. Jimmy uhhuh we should have the same amount of merch in the nbc store. Jimmy were in this building together. Yeah, this is i had to do a collage to get all the tonight show merch. That said tonight show. Look at that theres a whole by the way, second card, tonight show. Late night merch, just like one, like, barely attended wall [ laughter ] jimmy thats not bad look, theres only one thank you. Theres only one show theres only one show that has less merch than me, and it hasnt been on the air for years. Thats it. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thats fantastic i liked saved by the bell. Yeah, thank you jimmy yeah, so in your but i was saying to you, i think that you you came up with a great idea you solved this problem. Jimmy i think i did. Yeah. Jimmy i said, cause closer look is one of your biggest things you do biggest hits on your show. Yeah. Jimmy people tune in for that you do a great job, by the way the whole by the way, congrats thank you jimmy the show is fantastic. Thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy you do a great job i go, i think you should have a tshirt that says its time for jimmy its time for in big letters. Jimmy yeah this is your idea its time for and then heres the shirt in tiny little letters because were going to do this jimmy yep. In tiny little letters, it will say that says a closer look. Jimmy can we zoom in it says, a closer look. Yeah. Jimmy its got to be real small judging by the crowd, i dont know if this is going to if this is going to work. Or they all need glasses. I dont [ laughter ] jimmy yeah or you can even just do a closer look, just really small. Get rid of its time for. Yeah, i dont know. It seems like [ laughter ] jimmy or maybe in the middle what is this thing based on oh, this is were going to make this the tag. Its gonna say late night with seth meyers shirt written by jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] jimmy that counts as your merch . We want to give you credit. And based on the audience reaction, nbc says theyre going to order two [ laughter ] jimmy limited edition. And if they sell if those two sell jimmy if those two sell, who knows whats going to happen who knows whats gonna happen jimmy more with more with seth meyers when we come back, everybody. A closer look tshirt. [ cheers and applause jimmy im gonna say get rid of these guys. I do love drake. Tiffany, i think theyll do fine without winning this. Uh right, right, right jimmy theyre doing okay its one of wow, okay jimmy its out of these two. And i think the winner is [ drum roll and fight. Subject 2 it doesnt feel good because you cant play outside with other children. Subject 3 as a parent, it is your job to protect your family. But here is something that i cannot do. I cannot fix this. I dont know if my daughter is going to be able to walk. I dont know if shes going to make it till tomorrow. [music playing] interviewer you can join the battle to save lives by supporting st. 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Interviewer please, call or go online right now. [music playing] [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everyone seth meyers is joining us. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, bud. During this writers strike, you also started another podcast. Yes jimmy i i love this one with your brother josh. Yes jimmy who i love, by the way. Give him my best i will. He used to do stuff with you on the show on late night. Jimmy all the time, yes. And, yeah, its called family trips with the meyers brothers. We had this idea for years, and we decided the strike was a good time to get it off the ground jimmy why family trips . So, we talked to, you know, celebrities, and we only talk to them about the trips they took when they were kids and its really fun because you realize what a great equalizer it is. Very few of the celebrities you know and love, had money when they were kids and its just a lot. And also, you know, for josh and i, we grew up in the 70s and early 80s, and so many People Like Us took trips where they were just in the back of a station wagon. No seatbelts nobody even thought about seatbelts. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah the amount of kids its like my parents put down a a mattress we had a card table. And they would just wed slide around jimmy then just random gamblers back there with the just random gamblers. Yeah, we jimmy strangers you picked up in this wed pick up dealers. Yeah jimmy yeah, go play poker with my kids. Yeah, exactly, smart and but its fun and you just realize, especially, the more trips go wrong, i feel like the more they enter the family lore and those disaster trips are the ones you talk about for years and years with your family, because you survived them, and it brought you all closer and so, its nice talking to people about all those things. Jimmy who do you got coming up on that podcast we got Nate Bargatze. I know a huge Nate Bargatze fan, right here. Jimmy i love that dude Nick Offermans coming up john mulaney is coming up. Jimmy yeah, okay and so, its just its a a full delight youre going to do it, right jimmy im so in. I cant wait were podcast bros now. You got to jimmy we have to do it were podcast bros. I already got my trip planned out. [ cheers and applause i cant wait i have all the gear. Yeah, you do have all the gear jimmy what am i going to do with all this gear i know. Its jimmy kimmel is like is like, if youre doing this podcast, order this mixer, these headphones, i got this microphone thing. I go, oh my gosh. I dont know what he gave us like amazon links i wanted to talk about i almost forgot, the best thing about Strike Force Five, is we all like, we all got better as we went. Because the first room you did you the first two episodes in a room, and ive never seen jimmy look hotter. He chose he chose and again, we started in august. There was terrible ventilation and just, it was like watching you melt jimmy well, i went to well, i didnt know what room to do the podcast in nothing was really quiet and so, i went we have like a like a like a guest cottage. So, i went to this cottage thing, and there was a loud cricket. It was so loud i go, theyre gonna think i would have to stomp on the floor, and then it would be quiet. I go, i cant do this for the whole wait, the cricket would be quiet if you stomped . Jimmy yeah so, it was a very it was a respectful cricket jimmy trained cricket. Yeah [ laughter ] i dont want to work with amateur crickets yeah hes famous. Jiminy oh, jiminy . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, hes pretty famous hes been in a couple films. Oh, my god. Jimmy yeah, no big deal. I dont want to name drop, but i hang with cartoons wow jimmy you dont know me. My whole world is car that it was was the jiminy cricket jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, were old, old, old buddies. And you didnt want to bring him on the podcast jimmy nah. What is he going to talk about pinocchio . [ laughter ] come on. Hes not in the new one. So, i went to this room. And i went to this room, and there was no air conditioning. I was just shoved in, so i could get out of everyones way. And it was so hot. Yeah. Jimmy and i go, oh, my gosh. And we did two episodes, and we were just trying to figure out i think it was like four hours. It was long the first day was long jimmy but, then, heres why i wasnt mad. Everything was making me laugh because i was like, i got to get out of here, cause im going to die. Yeah. Jimmy my face was red. So, i texted everybody on strike force so, this is the craziest thing. So, jimmy is talking to four of us on its not a live podcast. So, anything he says we can just edit out. Jimmy i know, i know, i know, i know but but, instead, he chooses to text us. Jimmy well, i didnt think you were going to read it. So, i texted everyone, hey, ive got to get out of here, man. [ laughter ] like, wrap it up lets go, man. And then colbert immediately was like, hey, i just got a text from jimmy. [ laughter ] hes got to go. And were like, what . It would be like if you were at dinner with one other person, and you texted them, how much longer is this dinner going to go . Jimmy oh my god. Totally, busted me on that so, you and oliver are doing standup together. Yeah. John oliver and i, were going to do new years eve in las vegas. Jimmy woo very excited. Jimmy thats going to be fun. And im also very excited im doing a fundraising show in new hampshire, in manchester thats my home state jimmy thats right its a fundraiser for a a couple of great organizations. Granite state Childrens Alliance and c. A. S. A and so, if you live in the granite state, come check it out, because its a really special night. [ cheers and applause jimmy youre a good man. 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I was always into sneakers, and then my first job, 16, was at a Sneaker Store finish line, South Shore Mall in bay shore, shouts to my hometown jimmy yeah and it was funny because, like, the screening process to get the job wasnt like you have to interview. It was literally like, hey, this store is opening up put your name and birthday on an 8 by 11 sheet of paper jimmy yeah and if you can do that, youre hired jimmy yeah, there you go yeah, that and you did that i did that correctly. I did that correctly but it was awesome, because, like, i worked with, like, all my track team. It was like my first job, and it was like 20 of us are working there. Jimmy its the best. They lasted like two or three months, and i lasted, like, eight years on and off, so jimmy you really got dedicated. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy we have some sneakers here what explain to me what are what are these . So we just had dj khaled on this weeks episode. Jimmy hes the best. The best, the best. Jimmy what did he what did he call you . He called me jay pluma. Fine, its okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy jay pluma yeah. Instead of joe la puma he called me jay pluma, its fine [ light laughter ] if anyone can get away with if anyone can get away with it, its dj khaled but hes been here, and you know his energy. Jimmy i love him so we had him on the show it was the second time we had him on the show. The first time we had him was 2015, i think. Jimmy yeah but in 2018, he sent me these shoes which was a very rare collaboration that he did with jordan. He actually did a jordan collaboration thats in stores last year. But this was like friends and family it showed up to the complex office once. And super rare pair. I, like, checked in our sizes. I know your size jimmy thank you. Theyre fetching almost 25 25,000 jimmy what yeah. [ audience oohs jimmy 25,000 for sneakers yeah. Jimmy i i did a sneaker collab with mschf. I saw that. Jimmy do you know those guys the big red boots jimmy big red boots, thats mschf. Yes, everyone know the big red boots, how did you guys see those [ cheers and applause theyre crushing it. Jimmy theyre troublemakers. Well, everyone says, like, oh, we want to disrupt. Theyre real disruptors. And you had you had your own collab that you took super serious. Jimmy i did. Yeah. Jimmy i was very proud of these. Theyre called gobstompers [ light laughter ] and what the idea of them were, theyre like gobstoppers yeah. Jimmy theyre white sneakers, but the more you wore them and beat them up, the colors would change, cause theres different layers of color. [ audience oohs look at it. Jimmy so this is my sneaker. [ audience ohs ] to be really honest, you what you had to [ applause ] yeah, you really have to thank you. [ cheers and applause but this is them undistressed this is them if you just wore them clean almost 20 years jimmy and then this is but, yeah. And this is what you do if you mess up. But what i found out was, theyll never really look like this you have to take, like, a belt sander to them [ laughter ] so that so that happens that happens a lot. A lot of brands are doing predistressed sneakers. And youre like, oh these are im gonna wear them around for a few days and theyre gonna start peeling off. You really have to take, like, sandpaper to them for it to happen jimmy yeah, no, this will never happen unless you really take a belt sander years jimmy it wont it will never itll look like this [ light laughter ] that was the thing so really get get a pair of these gobstompers and get a a belt sander and then make em look like that [ light laughter ] and thats there you go, they look cool but i love that you did that, because youre taught sneakers have to be super pristine and for a lot of pairs you know, the khaled ones you would not want to beat those up, theyre very expensive but there is something to say about like distressed sneakers, built put some character into the shoes so jimmy yeah, no one no one has the same pair of these, well, unless theyre these [ light laughter ] exactly jimmy yeah, its a lot its very deep. [ light laughter ] all right, so you now what what is sneaker of the year, and explain to me, when is this complexcon complexcon. Jimmy is next month november 18th and 19th in long beach we do it every year, and the premise was basically taking everything you see thats cool on the internet, and turning it into a real life convention. So every year, i host a sneaker of the year panel. Its a very heated debate. Dj clark kent is one of the panelists who quest again, quest, you know dj clark one of the biggest sneaker collectors, and we kind of go in with a list of ten. And then after the hour, the list of ten is, like, thrown out the window because its very, very highly debated. Jimmy and youre yelling and yelling over each other. Yes yes. Jimmy and then one is voted sneaker of the year. One is voted sneaker of the year jimmy and you brought us the top the top four maybe. Or the five no, theyre theyre gonna be in the top ten i think, but again we have a few months left of 2023, so jimmy im not gonna get into a heated debate with you but i will i will tell you what my favorites are. Well, here we go, right here yeah, so these are some picks jimmy all right, walk me through these. This is a tiffany air force 1, luxury brand tiffany co [ cheers and applause some buttery suede and like the tiffany colorway on the swoosh jimmy yeah, its got a a gorgeous shoe. Yeah, i do like these a lot. All right, thats on my list okay. Jimmy these are from space, or something [ laughter ] yeah, so this is a this is a very loud pair. Its drakes nocta nike collab its called the nocta glide and yeah, i actually wore those. I wore those, but drake has had a few [ laughter ] drake has had a few collaborations with nike jimmy i love drake, so im gonna give these points okay. Jimmy but i dont im not gonna this is not going to win okay. [ light laughter ] oh, all right. Jimmy no. No, this is the lead so far. This one . Jimmy this ones in the lead so far, yeah. [ scattered applause ] how about this guy this is a triple collab by ronnie fieg, whos a friend of mine from kith he took a Clarks Wallabee sole, and redid the adidas samba with the Clarks Wallabee sole, so its a triple collab between kith, adidas, and clarks [ cheers ] jimmy oh, i like this. All right. These two so far, these two are in the lead. But i dont know, this might be a curveball here so this is the frontrunner. This, i think, is the frontrunner. Its a jordan 4 which is an iconic silhouette. [ cheers ] and its a its a a skateboarding sneaker, collab with nike sb skateboarders for nike tested it for like two years, wear tested it. And it went kinda from the Basketball Court back okay. [ laughter ] what do we think [ cheers and applause jimmy i mean, thats what im saying, there. Wait was this was this 2023 jimmy no, i dont think so oh wait, this wasnt jimmy no, this is from last year youre disqualified jimmy i already i already lost last year [ light laughter ] was i in the top ten at least . Uh, all right, sweet [ laughter ] we have to check. We have to check jimmy yeah, we gotta check i mean, check the tape youre in my top ten for sure jimmy im gonna say, get rid of these guys. I do love drake. Tiffany, i think theyll do fine without winning this. [ light laughter ] right, right, right jimmy doing okay its one of wow, okay jimmy its out of these two. And i think the winner is [ drumroll ] this one okay. Jimmy thats the winner, right there. [ cheers and applause listen. Listen jimmy i said it. I said it [ cheers and applause i said what i had to say thats the frontrunner. Thats the frontrunner jimmy oh, it is the frontrunner . Yeah, so youre right on trend. Jimmy oh, wait, but it already it already is the frontrunner . Thats what people well see, well see in November Jimmy ill go back to this one. No, no, no youre good. [ laughter ] stick with your gut. But people love this shoe. The marrying of nike sb and jordan on a jordan 4, and you can skate in it. Thank you so much for coming to the show we know, we love you and come back, okay . Before before we go [ cheers and applause before we go [ cheers and applause before we go, when i interviewed you on my show, we talked about the air max 95. I think you wore it to like the kids Choice Awards in 2004 adn you know, youre back to work, back to school a new air max 95 for you jimmy yo, come on bud [ cheers and applause thats what im talking about. Thats my size 12 1 2 . Thats my jam right there. Come on. [ cheers and applause thats my dude [ cheers and applause you dont have to do that. Come on i got you youre great jimmy joe la puma. Check out new episodes of sneaker shopping mondays on youtube. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy performing his hit, i wish you cheated, give it up for Alexander Stewart [ cheers and applause im anxious kinda sad hard to be your best when you los the best you had spending days just on my phone wondering wher it all went wrong im nervous pretty wire i said your name too muc now my lungs got tired thinking mayb im to blame i just need someon to hate oh oh o you made thi so damn hard for me you and you damn honesty it got me thinking i wis you wouldve cheated and smashed my heart to pieces i wish i had a reason i could hate your guts for leaving i wis you were the villain a psycho with no feelings so how do i move on when you did nothing wrong [ cheers and applause ahahah wish you did something wrong ahaha but you did nothing wrong i know its messed up kinda bad but i wish we didnt talk and you just lef like that id be angr instead of num dammit who have i become oh oh o you made thi so damn hard for me you and you damn honesty it got me thinking i wis you wouldve cheated and smashed my heart to pieces i wish i had a reason i could hate your guts for leaving i wis you were the villain a psycho with no feelings so how do i move on when you did nothing wrong [ cheers and applause ahaha wish you did something wrong ahaha but you did nothing wrong in the middle of the nigh i start to fantasize that you would rui my whole life ohh cause youre the best i had and i keep running back like a damn fool tryna change your mind you were all mine cant believe i wish you wouldve cheated and smashed my heart to pieces i wish i had a reason i could hate your guts for leaving [ cheers and applause i wis you were the villain a psycho with no feelings so how do i move on when you did nothing wrong [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah wow wow that is how you do it [ cheers and applause come on Alexander Stewart i wish you cheated is out now. Well be right back. Thats how you do it, right there. [ cheers and applause at first, i used better than bouillon for broth. And then stir fry. Sauces. Even marinades and with all the varieties. Organic. Reduced sodium. And now the culinary collection. Its like the deliciousness never ends make everything better with better than bouillon vo ultimate endless shrimp is here with a limited time flavor drop. New crispy dragon shrimp. One of seven endless choices. Right now, only at red lobster. Welcome to fun dining. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to seth meyers, joe la puma, Alexander Stewart once again [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight reba mcentire, actor and filmmaker, werner herg,