House democrats released a copy of an eightpage resolution they will vote on this thursday to formalize the impeachment inquiry. Ah, yes, the old make it so long trump wont read it trick. [ laughter ] im supposed to read eight pages by thursday . What do i look like, a library person . [ laughter ] President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump hosted trickortreaters at the white house yesterday and gave out fullsized hershey bars. And the kids were super excited, until they got the bill. [ laughter ] thats right, trump and melania held a halloween event at the white house. Melania handed out candy, while trump took it back [ laughter ] sorry, kid, executive privilege. [ laughter ] no, i dont want the candy corn you can keep the candy corn. [ laughter ] during the event, President Trump and melania passed out candy to trickortreaters on the white house lawn, im guessing for the first time [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause seth why why are you putting it on his head all right ill give
Inquiry. Ah, yes, the old make it so long trump wont read it trick. [ laughter ] im supposed to read eight pages by thursday . What do i look like, a library person . [ laughter ] President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump hosted trickortreaters at the white house yesterday and gave out fullsized hershey bars. And the kids were super excited, until they got the bill. [ laughter ] thats right, trump and melania held a halloween event at the white house. Melania handed out candy, while trump took it back [ laughter ] sorry, kid, executive privilege. [ laughter ] no, i dont want the candy corn you can keep the candy corn. [ laughter ] during the event, President Trump and melania passed out candy to trickortreaters on the white house lawn, im guessing for the first time [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause seth why why are you putting it on his head all right ill give this banana in overalls some candy, but im not im not bending over for it. [ laughter ] apple added 400 new emojis to ip
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause wow. Thats very nice thank you. Thank you very, very much. Please, please welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it thank you for being here you look good. [ cheers and applause you guys, we got a great show. Jennifer garner is here tonight. [ cheers and applause steve oh jimmy Jim Jefferies is here [ cheers and applause and weve got music from Megan Thee Stallion. [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness. She is huge right now with her hit hot girl summer. [ cheers ] although after seeing joe biden and Bernie Sanders at tonights debate, it feels more like old man fall. [ laughter ] tonight was the third democratic debate, and i read that the candidates were all warned not to swear during the debate and it got weird when bernie was like, and what about nudity . [ laughter ] yeah, tonight was the third democratic debate and i heard that the candidate
[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Oh, my goodness. Look at you. Thank you very much. Thanks, welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause please give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause guys, it feels like theres so much going on right now in the news trump is in a trade war with china. The Series Finale game of thrones is this weekend [ cheers ] pga championship just kicked off and i heard that taco bell is opening a hotel and resort. [ cheers and applause theres a lot to go over, so lets just jump in and cover it all at once. [ light laughter ] first off, President Trump is in a trade war with china. Hes raising tariffs on chinese products while the chinese are raising tariffs on u. S. Products the whole thing is heating up big time you know what else is heating up this season of game of thrones. [ cheers and applause daenerys was losing her mind and know one kn
Jimmy no, i love you i love all of you. Nice to see you. We love you. We love you, welcome welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. Relax, hang out, welcome guys, it is Teacher Appreciation day [ cheers and applause and our entire audience is filled with new york city schoolteachers right now [ cheers and applause look at that but before we get started, if i see any of you playing fortnite, im taking your phone. [ laughter and applause dont you dare yeah, for te [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy i knew that would work steve thats a loaded one. Jimmy i knew that would work but we have a great show for you tonight. Amy poehler is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy she stars and directs the new movie wine country. Or as my audience calls that, the teachers lounge [ cheers and applause well this is cool. Today a lot of businesses had deals to cele