Than soup, playah you need proof . Well, let me school you on americas hottest liquid food trend, campbells go, the new youthscwug line of sumes made especially for millennials. Thats right. Every american generation is defined by one thing the greatest generation stopped hitler. The baby boomers stopped the vietnam war. And this generation will go down in history for demanding different soup. laughter applause according according to the company, campbells go is a new line of sumes designed for People Like Us fun, busy, youngish. laughter applause folks, i think this Marketing Campaign is greatish. Now, i bet youre saying, hey, these new cans of soup cant get and more dope. Hail to the nah because they come in a bag now, biatch yeah applause look at that guy. Look at that guy right there. Hes going, what up, soup . laughter jam a straw in it, okay. Its like capri soup. And because its so hip, home slice, youre not going to see ads on the tv. No, thats for squares. You gotta surf over t
Jimmy carter. [ cheers and applause ] of course, this is not my first president ial rodeo. I sat down for a oneonone with president obama and 500 guests at a state dinner. I made a science project with bill clinton. On several occasions, i put George Washington into a vending machine. And while touring the nations capital, i even sat down with abraham lincoln. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sadly, he did not bring the gifts i wanted that christmas. But i cannot overstate how huge tonight is. The size of the hugeness large. This night will go down in the annals of epic clashes between journalist and leader. Frost nixon. Wallacekhomeini. Asteroidfreeman. But tonight is historic for another reason, because following our broadcast, this episode is going to be played in perpetuity for visitors at the carter president ial library and museum in plains, georgia. [ cheers and applause ] so, right now, not only am i speaking to millions of people watching tv, im also speaking to several do
Stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. Thanks so much. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, weve got to folks, i gotta tell you, one quick thing, one quick thing. I know weve got a big show to do tonight, but one thing before we get started, there was some big news last week that slipped through my news crack, and it concerns someone ive admired for years, and yet surprisingly is not me. Im talking about david letterman, who last thursday night announced his retirement. And i am going to miss this good man. Dave has been on the air my entire adult life, late night debuted my first year in college. I learned more from watching dave than i did from going to my classes. cheers and applause . Especially especially the ones i did not go to because i had stayed up until 1 30 watching dave. applause this man has influenc
Stephen. Stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, weve got to folks, i gotta tell you, one quick thing, one quick thing. I know weve got a big show to do tonight, but one thing before we get started, there was some big news last week that slipped through my news crack, and it concerns someone ive admired for years, and yet surprisingly is not me. Im talking about david letterman, who last thursday night announced his retirement. And i am going to miss this good man. Dave has been on the air my entire adult life, late night debuted my first year in college. I learned more from watching dave than i did from going to my classes. cheers and applause . Especially especially the ones i did not go to because i had stayed up until 1 30 watching dave. applause this man has influenced every host who came after him, and even a few who came before him. Hes that good. laughter and i gotta tell you, i do not envy whoever they try t
If youre just tuning in to our program already in progress, you are here on an historic nightkne 39th president of the united states. Jimmy carter. [ cheers and applause ] of course, this is not my first president ial rodeo. I sat down for a oneonone with president obama and 500 guests at a state dinner. I made a science project with bill clinton. On several occasions, i put George Washington into a vending machine. And while touring the nations capital, i even sat down with abraham lincoln. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sadly, he did not bring the gifts i wanted that christmas. But i cannot overstate how huge tonight is. The size of the hugeness large. This night will go down in the annals of epic clashes between journalist and leader. Frost nixon. Wallacekhomeini. Asteroidfreeman. But tonight is historic for another reason, because following our broadcast, this episode is going to be played in perpetuity for visitors at the carter president ial library and museum in plains, ge