i love it. i love it, too. delicious. it s no wonder papa john s founder john schnatter, or as they call him in his native italy, johnny schnats, is a mitt romney supporter who sponsored a fund-raiser at his home which is a scale model of luxembourg. they served romney s favorite pie, hold the cheese, hold the sauce, extra dough. still spicy for mitt. i m sure you re saying, 14 cents. stephen, that s not even 1% of the cost of a large pie. people will be willing to swallow that. after all, they ll be willing to swallow this. wrong, wrong! people will not payure cent because when you order a papa john s pizza, it s only after you ve reached a state of such desperate gnawing hunger that you would eat the ass off a raccoon that drowned in your bird bath. and even then, and even then, only after making absolutely sure that you re all out of drowned raccoon ass. and now obama expects to you shell out almost three extra nickel for this pie. eat the nickels. you have your dignity. (
(cheers and applause) stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. very nice. (cheers and applause) (audience chanting stephen ) (cheers and applause) stephen: thank you so much. thank you so much. thank you. welcome to the report, good to have you with us. nation, as you know, i love space exploration. venus, jupiter, planet hollywood. (laughter) i m all for colonizing mars if it has really good buffalo wings. (laughter) and i m totally jacked into the space scene. i ve trained with nasa. i ve talked to astronauts in orbit and i have a treadmill named after me on the international space station. (cheers and applause) i am pretty much the biggest name going in space. with all due respect to the late carl sagan, (bleep) you carl sagan. (laughter and applause) it s painful or me to witness the dismantling of the space flight program. the discovery is piggybacking to its new home in washington, d.c., the smithsonian institute. discovery , the oldest of the three remai
(cheers and applause) stephen: thank you so much. thank you so much. thank you. welcome to the report, good to have you with us. nation, as you know, i love space exploration. venus, jupiter, planet hollywood. (laughter) i m all for colonizing mars if it has really good buffalo wings. (laughter) and i m totally jacked into the space scene. i ve trained with nasa. i ve talked to astronauts in orbit and i have a treadmill named after me on the international space station. (cheers and applause) i am pretty much the biggest name going in space. with all due respect to the late carl sagan, (bleep) you carl sagan. (laughter and applause) it s painful or me to witness the dismantling of the space flight program. the discovery is piggybacking to its new home in washington, d.c., the smithsonian institute. discovery , the oldest of the three remaining orbiters flew 39 missions, 148 plus million miles. bad, too, because we won t see it again. stephen: it s more than sad.
michael sandell has a new book called what money expect buy. it s pandas, i ve tried. (laughter) i like to think outside the box. then when i m tired of thinking i get back in my box. (laughter) this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. very nice. (cheers and applause) (audience chanting stephen ) (cheers and applause) stephen: thank you so much. thank you so much. thank you. welcome to the report, good to have you with us. nation, as you know, i love space exploration. venus, jupiter, planet hollywood. (laughter) i m all for colonizing mars if it has really good buffalo wings. (laughter) and i m totally jacked into the space scene. i ve trained with nasa. i ve talked to astronauts in orbit and i have a treadmill named after me on the international space station. (cheers and applause) i am pretty much the biggest name going in space. with all due respect to the late carl sagan, (bleep) you carl
(cheers and applause) stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. very nice. (cheers and applause) (audience chanting stephen ) (cheers and applause) stephen: thank you so much. thank you so much. thank you. welcome to the report, good to have you with us. nation, as you know, i love space exploration. venus, jupiter, planet hollywood. (laughter) i m all for colonizing mars if it has really good buffalo wings. (laughter) and i m totally jacked into the space scene. i ve trained with nasa. i ve talked to astronauts in orbit and i have a treadmill named after me on the international space station. (cheers and applause) i am pretty much the biggest name going in space. with all due respect to the late carl sagan, (bleep) you carl sagan. (laughter and applause) it s painful or me to witness the dismantling of the space flight program. the discovery is piggybacking to its new home in washington, d.c., the smithsonian institute. discovery , the oldest of the three remai