I got an email from every place i ever bought anything today. I miss the old days when you wanted to buy something, you camped out all night in front of best buy, youd wake up in the morning youd fight for a bluray to the death. You know . This is not shaping up to be a fun week for the president. On wednesday the Judiciary Committee will hold a hearing theyve titled the impeachment inquiry into president donald j. Trump, constitutional grounds for president ial impeachment. Its catchy. I like the title. [ laughter ] but the white house says it will not participate in the hearing even though they were invited to do so. But they arent ruling out the possibility of participating in future hearings. Like for the next time he gets impeached. [ laughter ] there were a lot of new revelations today. So to get ahead of them republicans released their own report and the president tweeted and then retweeted himself writing breaking news, the president of ukraine has just again announced that Pre
All right. Thanks. I dont know how to get rid of them. I yeah. Thanks, guys. Take a break. Anyway. Yeah, go with that one. Theyre not too bright, really, you know . Well, thank you very much. Im jimmy, im your host of a very special night tonight. We are coming to you from a galaxy not too far away, hollywood, california, where we await the World Premiere of star wars the rise of skywalker. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if youve heard about this its a movie. Its happening just across the street. The afterparty is in our parking lot. I came over this morning, there was a millennium falcon in my spot and [ laughter ] i had to have it towed. But the force is with us tonight. And the cast of the movie is with us, too, and the writer, director of the movie is with us. Jj abrams is here to tell to spoil everything. Hes going to tell us off the top, Luke Skywalkers mom paid obi wan half a million credits to get him into jedi school. And it turns out the force is gluten, so [ laughter ]
Wanted to buy something, you camped out all night in front of best buy, youd wake up in the morning youd fight for a bluray to the death. You know . This is not shaping up to be a fun week for the president. On wednesday the Judiciary Committee will hold a hearing theyve titled the impeachment inquiry into president donald j. Trump, constitutional grounds for president ial impeachment. Its catchy. I like the title. [ laughter ] but the white house says it will not participate in the hearing even though they were invited to do so. But they arent ruling out the possibility of participating in future hearings. Like for the next time he gets impeached. [ laughter ] there were a lot of new revelations today. So to get ahead of them republicans released their own report and the president tweeted and then retweeted himself writing breaking news, the president of ukraine has just again announced that President Trump has done nothing wrong with respect to ukraine and our interactions or calls.
Out, that you requecan bring a y on the plane. According to the tsa, its okay to pack a cooked turkey in your carryon bag. Mashed potatoes are allowed. And as much gravy as you can fit in a 3ounce shampoo bottle is allowed. Previously, you had to get a note from your doctor saying it was a comfort animal. Why is this an announcement . Who carries a turkey on the plane . If you have to fly with your own turkey, maybe you should rethink where youre going. Mothers cooking is that bad . Order chinese food. Thanksgiving is the day we drink all day and then blame the turkey for making us sleepy. And one of the many things we give thanks for at this time is our nations local newscasters who really know how to get us in the holiday spirit. Hhhlllllll. Lllll. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Blllll. Balk balk balk. Gobble, gobble. Jimmy more than 20 million americans are facing Winter Weather warnings which will lightly lead to flightlatio cancellations and delays. Theres a Flash Flood Warning and were
Summit and it didnt end on a happy note. Trump cut the trip short after seeing a video of World Leaders seemed to be talking about him behind his back. This is captured at Buckingham Palace last night. Watch here as canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, Boris Johnson and french president Emmanuel Macron gathered together to goof on his majesty. And now the bombing of canada begins. This is absolutely unacceptable. [cheers and applause] how, how dare they laugh at our ridiculous president. That is our job after the video, trump called trudeau twofaced. And trudeau is one thing, but Boris Johnson, thats one thats got to hurt most. We already knew trudeau and macron dont like him, but the crazyhaired boris . Hes supposed to be the donald trump of england. And hes laughing. You know youre a mess when even this guys making fun of you. And wasnt, correct me if im wrong, but wasnt donald trump the one who said the world is laughing at us and hes going to make it stop . If only there was som