Mo and goldlink, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 817 fort worth and eagles steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, it is so good to be home welcome what a welcome home. Welcome, everybody, to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] youre here oh, so happy to be here, guys. Heres people are talking about. Of course people are still excited and by people, i mean other people besides the roots. [ light laughter ] everyone are so excited about the Philadelphia Eagles winning their first super bowl [ cheers and applause ] and did you know this . I read that eagles coach Doug Pederson was Coaching High School football just ten years ago. Sounds crazy until you remember that just five years ago, our president was firing clay aiken from a tv show. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, wow. Five years ago. Youre fired. [ light laughter ] but man, the celebration got crazy back in philly. Oh, boy. People knocked over lampposts, overtur
Stream live so congrats to logan paul on no longer being the worst thing on youtube. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] massachusetts representative joe kennedy delivered the democratic response to President Trumps state of the Union Address tonight, where he made many great points like, what you say, bro, and youre not better than me [ light laughter ] Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer today published an oped in the Washington Post titled, what im listening for in trumps state of the union. And at the top of the list, the sound of a womans shoe tapping out s. O. S. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was not at President Trumps state of the Union Address tonight. Though, to be fair, she wasnt really at obamas either. [ laughter and applause ] White House Press secretary Sarah Huckabee sanders said yesterday that no one cares about the russia investigation. What . Everyone cares about it. This investigation is like the kardashians of current
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 814, p. A. steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here thank you heres what people are talking about. Of course, last night was president trumps first state of the Union Address. Some people watched it on nbc. Some people watched it on cnn. While most people watched it on mute. [ laughter and applause ] i read that trumps speech fell nine minutes short of breaking president clintons record for the longest state of the union. And when he heard that, trump grabbed the mic and spent ten minutes reading the itunes user agreement. [ laughter and applause ] by using this software, i agree he also said america is a a nation of builders, and that we built the Empire State Building in just one year. Then he ruined it by congrat
I go to her, hey, do you want a doughnut . She goes, oh, im not really hungry right now. I was like, thats not how doughnuts work. [ laughter ] what, are you going to wait until your stomach growls . Nobody does that. This is america. You eat until your heart gives out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i punished my daughter a few weeks ago. I took her phone away for three days because she was being mean to siri. [ laughter ] and the transformation in her was unbelievable. Like, yes, the first day she just laid on the floor crying, but once she got over the shakes, she [ laughter ] she got up, she looked around, she started liking things in real life. She doubletapped the dog. [ laughter ] she was like, mom, lets go to the park. Mom, lets go to the library. Mom, lets play in the creek, but i just gave her her phone back. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so, im married, and this is the sadder part of the show. [ laughter ] i wish somebody had told me before i got married how much yelling i
Magician dan white. And featuring the legendary ros crew. Questlove 81 pounds, illinois steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey fantastic. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here thank you very much. Well, heres what people are talking about. You guys, we are just three days away from super bowl lii. That is right. [ cheers and applause ] which means that were just three days away from finding out whether boston will be burned down by an angry mob or a happy mob. We dont know. [ laughter and applause ] everyones excited. In fact, i saw that on stubhub, theres a super bowl ticket listed at over 66,000. [ audience oohs ] and the person who buys it will get to the stadium and say, 10 for a beer . Thats crazy. Come on, man. [ laughter and applause ] what am i doing here . I should be watching over on the animal planet, theyre holding their 14th annual puppy bowl. [ cheers ]