According to a reports, President Trump will release his 1. 5 trillion infrastructure plan on monday. Apparently, he wants to take the weekend to practice saying infrastructure. [ light laughter ] infinpuncture [ light laughter ] instadenture ill get it, ill have it. Ill have it by monday. President trump said yesterday it was treasonous that democrats didnt clap during his recent state of the union address. I dont think it was that bad, said melania. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth white house chief of staff john kelley said today that some undocumented immigrants who are eligible for the Daca Immigration Program were quote too lazy to get off their asses and sign up. You tell them john, said his boss between cheeseburger naps. [ light laughter ] the Dow Jones Industrial average dropped over 1100 points yesterday. Sell, sell, sell said trump, when asked where hed be in a year. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] after the Dow Jones Industrial average suffered its
[ light laughter ] according to a reports, President Trump will release his 1. 5 trillion infrastructure plan on monday. Apparently, he wants to take the weekend to practice saying infrastructure. [ light laughter ] infinpuncture [ light laughter ] instadenture ill get it, ill have it. Ill have it by monday. President trump said yesterday it was treasonous that democrats didnt clap during his recent state of the union address. I dont think it was that bad, said melania. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth white house chief of staff john kelley said today that some undocumented immigrants who are eligible for the Daca Immigration Program were quote too lazy to get off their asses and sign up. You tell them john, said his boss between cheeseburger naps. [ light laughter ] the Dow Jones Industrial average dropped over 1100 points yesterday. Sell, sell, sell said trump, when asked where hed be in a year. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] after the Dow Jones Industrial av
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 812, indiana. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] youve made it. Youre watching. Thank you. And welcome. Heres what people are talking about. Well, tomorrow is President Trumps first state of the Union Address. You can tell hes serious about it. Because today he hopped on his computer and googled how to do state of the Union Address. [ cheers and applause ] no, thats the macarena, mr. President. Of course, trump has been practicing his speech ahead of time. While mike pence and paul ryan are practicing their im horrified but i cant show it face. [ laughter and applause ] but get this. I heard that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader ginsburg will not be at the state of the union because of a previous commitment. When as
Sarah Huckabee Sanders said today that President Trumps state of the Union Address tomorrow is mustwatch tv. Incidentally, mustwatch tv is also the first thought that goes through trumps head when he wakes up in the morning. [ laughter ] must watch tv. Where is remote . [ light laughter ] several of the tickets to the state of the Union Address contained a typo that misspelled union as uniom. [ light laughter ] ah, you forgot the seven, said betsy devos. [ laughter and applause ] in a new interview, President Trump said that he sometimes sends tweets from bed, or at breakfast and lunch. But, to be fair, those are the only things on his schedule. [ cheers and applause ] democrats on the House Intelligence Committee are criticizing republican chairman devin nunes for trying to publish a classified report that they view as an effort to discredit special counsel Robert Muellers russia investigation. Even worse, his yearbook photo. [ laughter ] Tesla Ceo Elon musk recently began selling a 5