That mariah carey song 75,000 times. [ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. [ laughter ] he just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Starts pahrumping. Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . This morning my daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again. I dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these two songs. Not only didnt jane, my daughter, sing at all, a single word of either song, she cried. The whole time. She didnt sing, she didnt dance, sh
Game one and two is in oakland. Game three and four in oakland. Game five and six would be in oakland. Game six they go back to cleveland and back to oakland for game seven. If theres a game eight, something has gone wrong. This is our tenth year doing game night specials. We have an allstar super powerful show to celebrate. From spiderman homecoming robert downey, jr. We have the real ones, not the dirty ones from outside. Thinking about this today, if super heros were real, they definitely would have endorsement deals. Spiderman would have a Monster Energy drink logo. Thor would be doing commercials for papa johns. Heres someone who should have one. One of the final records you may not know about isnt held by a player its held by mike green the announcer for espn. Hes calling his 12th nba final in a row. Hes consistent, but has one of the catchiest Signature Punch words. Curry for three. Bang. Three pointer. Bang. Rebound. Back out. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Jimmy ha ha ha ha. Im going
Cleveland and back to oakland for game seven. If theres a game eight something has gone wrong. This is our tenth year doing game night specials. We have an all star super powerful show to celebrate from spiderman homecoming Robert Downey, jr. We have the real ones not the dirty ones from outside. Thinking about this today if super heros were real they definitely would have endorsement deals. Spiderman would have a Monster Energy drink logo. Thor would be doing commercials for pennsylvania johns. Heres someone who should have one. One of the final records you may not know about its held by mike green the announcer for espn. Hes calling his 12th nba final in a row. Hes consistent but has one of the catch,est Signature Punch words. Curry for three. Bang. Rebound back out. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Jimmy ha ha ha ha. Im going to start using that when i make love. The warriors were the heavy favorites. One area where cleveland has the upper hand is the mascot department. The cavaliers has two
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 686, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome looking good please enjoy yourselves. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Looking good. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. This is the show to be at what a great show we have for you tonight. Tom cruise is here [ cheers and applause ] tom cruise. The one and only tom cruise. He stars in the mummy, thats out this week. The mummy, this is a story about a 2,000yearold corpse that is brought back to life whenever somebody says the ancient cursed word covfefe. [ laughter and applause ] steve covfefe. Jimmy i think steve chili covfefe. Jimmy lets get to some news here. A highly classified document was just leaked, and it suggests that russia may have hacked into our Voting System before the election. [ audience oohs ] until the report was highly classified because
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 686, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome looking good please enjoy yourselves. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Looking good. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. This is the show to be at what a great show we have for you tonight. Tom cruise is here [ cheers and applause ] tom cruise. The one and only tom cruise. He stars in the mummy, thats out this week. The mummy, this is a story about a 2,000yearold corpse that is brought back to life whenever somebody says the ancient cursed word covfefe. [ laughter and applause ] steve covfefe. Jimmy i think steve chili covfefe. Jimmy lets get to some news here. A highly classified document was just leaked, and it suggests that russia may have hacked into our Voting System before the election. [ audience oohs ] until the report was highly classified because