Christmas is ten days away, which means we only get to hear that mariah carey song 75,000 times. [ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. [ laughter ] he just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Starts pahrumping. Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . This morning my daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again. I dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these two songs. Not only didnt jane, my daughter, sing at all, a single word of either song, sh