Everybody welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is thursday, the 17th of september, and heres your quarantine tip of the day if youre planning on finally seeing your older relatives for the first time in months, remember not to eat any of the hard candies they give you. And this is not a covid thing, those things are just gross. Anyway, on tonights show, donald trump divorces half the country. Bill barr says slavery is back, and the coronavirus is getting its own award show. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off in barbados, the place with a rich beautiful history you probably wont see because its outside the sandals resort. Although the caribbean island obtained about in 1956, the queen of england is still officially head of state but thats abto change. Queen elizabe
Last straw . I thought she looked fly. You know who i feel really bad for . Prince charles. Think about it, when he was born, he was set to inherit a massive global empire. By the time he finally takes over, though, hell basically just be ruling seattle but with a fancier accent. At this rate the only caribbean island british royals will be welcome at is jeffrey epsteins. Barbados basically ghosted the queen hello . Hello, barbados, hello . Shhh dont answer the phone, rihanna is our queen now. To another country where people are desperate to rid themselves of a despotic monarch, the United States. One of the big clashes between protestors and police is on junr gas, spray and batons to clear the white house so President Trump could hold a bible in front of a church. I want to show my people it doesnt burn my hand like in the movies, we can hold it. But as overheated as that response was, we are finding out ut it could have been hotter. The military whistle blowers said federal officials
Two demonstrators are reported to have been shot dead in iran as Anti Government protests spread across the country. A tax threat to internet firms. The security minister says facebook and google could face penalties if they dont do more to tackle terrorism. In sport, more misery for mourinho. He claims his Manchester United side were denied a clear penalty as they lose further ground on their city rivals. Good morning. First, our main story. Winds of up to 80 mph and a series of rail strikes are threatening to cause disruption as the uk prepares to see in the new year. The met office is warning of flying debris and damage to buildings as storm dylan hits Northern Ireland and parts of southern scotland, while a 24 hour walk out could hit passengers on crosscountry and south western rail services. But hundreds of thousands of people are still expected to take to the streets to celebrate, as Simon Clemison reports. Why have one night of celebration when you can have two . With this torch
The security minister, ben wallace, says facebook and google could face penalties if they dont do more to tackle terrorism. In sport, more misery for mourinho. He claims his Manchester United side were denied a clear penalty as they lose further ground on their city rivals. Good morning. First, our main story. Winds of up to 80mph and a series of rail strikes are threatening to cause disruption as the uk gets ready to see in the new year. The met office is warning of flying debris and damage to buildings as storm dylan hits Northern Ireland and parts of southern scotland this morning, while a 24 hour walk out could hit passengers on Cross Country and south western rail services. But, hundreds of thousands of people are still expected to take to the streets to celebrate, as Simon Clemison reports. Why have one night of celebration when you can have two . With this torchlit parade, hogmanay is already under way in edinburgh. 0ur 2a vikings have travelled down from the shetlands, long boa
In half an hour, join me as i take a look back to the photocall held here at addington palace which introduced prince harrys bride to be Meghan Markle to the worlds media. Kensington palace. Were getting reports that four british nationals are among six people who died when their plane crashed into a river in australia. The plane went down in the Hawkesbury River near cowan, which is around 31 miles north of sydney. The single engine aircraft is known to be a sydney sea plane which was carrying five passengers and the pilot. Police say all six bodies have been recovered. Unconfirmed reports say an 11 year old boy is among those killed. We have just had a statement from Police Investigating this crash, confirming six people on board. It went down around 3 10pm local time. Police divers are on the scene, and six bodies have been recovered from the wreckage. Police say they will work with the Australian Transport Safety Bureau as enquiries into the crash continue. No information is availa