Everybody welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is thursday, the 17th of september, and heres your quarantine tip of the day if youre planning on finally seeing your older relatives for the first time in months, remember not to eat any of the hard candies they give you. And this is not a covid thing, those things are just gross. Anyway, on tonights show, donald trump divorces half the country. Bill barr says slavery is back, and the coronavirus is getting its own award show. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off in barbados, the place with a rich beautiful history you probably wont see because its outside the sandals resort. Although the caribbean island obtained about in 1956, the queen of england is still officially head of state but thats abto change. Queen elizabe
Last straw . I thought she looked fly. You know who i feel really bad for . Prince charles. Think about it, when he was born, he was set to inherit a massive global empire. By the time he finally takes over, though, hell basically just be ruling seattle but with a fancier accent. At this rate the only caribbean island british royals will be welcome at is jeffrey epsteins. Barbados basically ghosted the queen hello . Hello, barbados, hello . Shhh dont answer the phone, rihanna is our queen now. To another country where people are desperate to rid themselves of a despotic monarch, the United States. One of the big clashes between protestors and police is on junr gas, spray and batons to clear the white house so President Trump could hold a bible in front of a church. I want to show my people it doesnt burn my hand like in the movies, we can hold it. But as overheated as that response was, we are finding out ut it could have been hotter. The military whistle blowers said federal officials
Budget director mick mulvaney. I want to thank jared and chris, adviclavell. I want to thank ivanka for working so hard on it. Our goal is to lead a sweeps transformation of the Governments Technology that will deliver dplat i canally Better Services for citizens, stronger protection from Cyber Attacks which we were just discussing. Thats a big problem, there is no question about it. Well solve the problem, and up to a trillion in savings for taxpayers the next 10 years. Over a trillion. We are embracing big change, Bold Thinking and outsider perspectives to transform government and make it the way it should be and at far less cost. My administration has taken historic steps to modernize critical i. T. Systems and make government more transparent. As an example, you are seeing what we are doing with the airports. With all of the billions of dollars that have been spent on planes flying in the wrong direction. We are getting a change. We are getting that whole system fixed. Money wasted
Lets just say you win the 800 million jackpot. Well reveal who you size up with when it comes to some of the riches celebrities. Well have that story for you in 25 minutes. But first, breaking right now at 4 00, sky 6 just flew over a dangerous scene along pine hills road. Investigators tell us a suspect hit multiple cars before coming to a stop and making a run for it. Thats when Orange County deputies tell us the man tried to carjack someone but was not successful. The suspect is then accused of trying to run away, but were told he was caught. Investigators have closed down pine hills road right now at deville drive to collect evidence. Thats near west colonial. Well let you know as soon as we learn more about the suspect. Also breaking at 4 00, disturbing allegations against a Marion County man. Deputies just revealed this afternoon he was recording women using the rest room. Matt austin is here with more on this disturbing case. Yeah, a woman first told deputies she thought she fou
The driest time of the year, not so much, we have isolated showers in the forecast in addition to drivel we are seeing in the San Francisco. A few scattered showers, a few more inland and notice the trend as we move the radar animation forward you can see how the showers are actually coming up out of the south. And we think at times it could complicate buyers fires. 72 degrees right now, but there is a chance we could see some lightning at times around the fire and there is a look at the wildfire smoke for now most of that staying up near the california and oregon border. Warm and dry to start and as we head to the afternoon we will see breezy conditions and temperatures climbing into the 90s with the risk of thunderstorms. We will talk more about thunderstorms for the bay area coming up in a few minutes. Now a state of emergency has been declared where firefighters are trying to get a handle on another massive wildfire. The mckinney fire burning not far from the state border of oregon