Everybody welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is thursday, the 17th of september, and heres your quarantine tip of the day if youre planning on finally seeing your older relatives for the first time in months, remember not to eat any of the hard candies they give you. And this is not a covid thing, those things are just gross. Anyway, on tonights show, donald trump divorces half the country. Bill barr says slavery is back, and the coronavirus is getting its own award show. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off in barbados, the place with a rich beautiful history you probably wont see because its outside the sandals resort. Although the caribbean island obtained about in 1956, the queen of england is still officially head of state but thats abto change. Queen elizabe
Last straw . I thought she looked fly. You know who i feel really bad for . Prince charles. Think about it, when he was born, he was set to inherit a massive global empire. By the time he finally takes over, though, hell basically just be ruling seattle but with a fancier accent. At this rate the only caribbean island british royals will be welcome at is jeffrey epsteins. Barbados basically ghosted the queen hello . Hello, barbados, hello . Shhh dont answer the phone, rihanna is our queen now. To another country where people are desperate to rid themselves of a despotic monarch, the United States. One of the big clashes between protestors and police is on junr gas, spray and batons to clear the white house so President Trump could hold a bible in front of a church. I want to show my people it doesnt burn my hand like in the movies, we can hold it. But as overheated as that response was, we are finding out ut it could have been hotter. The military whistle blowers said federal officials
Ever know. With your hands up huh i guess now we know. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonights dream on, plus stephen welcomes Sherrilyn Ifill and mike birbiglia, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen im not a rocket. Im not going to blast off. Welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. You know, its been a rough few years these last two weeks, but today we actually got some good news. Because this morning, the Supreme Court ruled against trumps attempt to end d. A. C. A. , a win for undocumented dreamers brought to the u. S. As children. Well, of course, trump doesnt care about immigrants brought to the u. S. As children. He barcas abt immigrants he brought to the u. S. As wives. Now, this ruling is a huge relief to the 800,000 immigrants enrolled in d. A. C. A. 800,000 thats more than the entire population of vermont. Which is why ben and jerrys has introduced their new flavor cookies a
The House Committee on the judiciary will come to order. Without objection the chair is authorized declare recess on the committee at any time. We welcome everyone to this mornings hearing on policing practices and Law Enforcement accountability. I thank all of our members and witnesses for participating today. Both in person and remotely. I appreciate the use that made use of this room and the technology were using possible. Before we begin, id like to remind members weve established a email distribution list to circulate exhibits motions and other written materials members might want to offer as part of our hearing today. If youd like to submit materials send them to the email address previously distributed to your offices and well circulate the materials to members and staff as quickly as we can. In light of whats going on in the world today, i ask that everyone in the room wear a mask all times except when you wish while speaking. Other than if youre a speaker. Taking from him the
Will tell us with some infected and ideally can we go back into society and be safe. The truth is we dont yet have that information. The test cannot provide that assurance. I think a lot of people think if they get this Antibody Test and they test positive that they are going to have a shield that allows them to go to the Grocery Store without their mask on. Is that what a positive Antibody Test means . I think we cannot safely say that to people yet. ticking this is a snapshot of the microbiome. And this is the trillions of bacteria represented by the different colors. The microbiome, the they help process the food that we consume, but they do a lot more than that. They make vitamins. Theyre able to produce essential amino acids. Theyre able to talk to ticking im lesley stahl. Im bill whitaker. Im anderson cooper. Im sharyn alfonsi. Im scott pelley. Those stories, tonight, on 60 minutes. ticking ticking ticking because there are options. Like an unjection™. Xeljanz. The first and on