Good morning, everybody. It is tuesday, december 10th, im yasmin vossoughian, amin had an important family matter that kept him from making his flight back in time but he is on a red eye, as we speak. And will be back in the anchor chair tomorrow. We begin after weeks of hearings and countless hours of witness testimony, today democrats are expected to announce articles of impeachment against President Trump. Five sources familiar with the discussions telling nbc news democrats will bring two articles against the president , abuse of power, and obstruction of congress. Speaker Nancy Pelosis office announced last week that leaders of the house committees involved in the impeachment probe will hold a News Conference at 9 00 a. M. , this morning, to announce the next steps in the inquiry. Two people familiar with the matter are telling the Washington Post that under the current plan, the Judiciary Committee will vote on the articles on thursday setting up a floor vote for next week. Now t
Us, everybody cheers and applause so exciting. Also on tonights show, the return of colin kaepernick, why superbugs are all going to kill us and the ongoing inquiry into the biggest political scandal of all time andeth not impeachment. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the alarming medical news that has scientists tarped world freaking the bleep out. The c. D. C. Says superbugs that resist antibiotics has killed nearly twice as many people as we thought, and at the rate the infections are growing, todays medicines could become useless. The c. D. C. Says drug resistant infections kill more than 35,000 people a year, the equivalent of about one person every 15 minutes. The danger isnt the antibiotics but rather the superbugs that evolve to resist the antibiotics used by farms and those drugs used at farms enter the food supply. Were at the beginning of a catastrophe. Even a simple cut could have a deadly staff infection. Trevor youre not serious bacteria can now
Is coming to tucson this year, with sarah tiana and todd glass. All the money from that show will be going to these wonderful charities. Ill also be performing in vegas, phoenix, west palm beach, reno, and honolulu. As they say in the famous weezer song, ill be blessing the rains down in. Australia, with shows in sydney, melbourne, and brisbane. Perth, sorry, thats a big no, thank you. Did you know, in 1984, australia began digging a tunnel to america and its scheduled to be completed in 2022 . Now its time for the tosh. Oi oi oi aussie viddie of the weekie. If youre a [bleep] fair dinkum [bleep] fullgrown aussie, this is what youd have for breakfast, you [bleep] dog [bleep] a [bleep] vb longneck at 20 to 8 00 in the [bleep] morning. Get that up ya. [ laughter ] you had me at dog [bleep] god, that is a huge earlobe. Alright. Tonights book is by dan brown. The da vinci code . No. Digital fortress, which is widely regarded to be his worst. Good night, illiterates [ cheers and applause ]
Vaping. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the big social media controversy. Recently, facebook said that it would not ban political ads even if they made false statements, and everyone said, oh, man, were screwed and now facebook is saying, oh, no, well make sure youre not screwed. Facebook and instagram users who post emojis or emoji strings in a sexual manner will now face being banned. That means if you use eggplant, peach or sweat emojis, facebook and instagram will be looking at just how youre using them. Trevor really, facebook . Youre banning egg plant and peach emojis . You realize it will be hard to explain how grandmas egg post and peach salad post got dilated dleetd. So, grandma, facebook thinks youre a hoa. Shes, like, you do one gangbang and it follows you what . laughter theres apparently nothing facebook can do if russians post fake political ads or nazis send Death Threats but now theyre coming after horny people weve got a cold water squirt he
Boom head shot. Boom head shot. Well, i finally got my family to use the living room for an hour each night. Im still really confused, dude. I have no idea what that was about. Yeah. And i guess thats the point. I dont think were gonna understand. Maybe this is all the beginning of a new art form. Youtube celebrities are only getting bigger, and whats great is that these people are inventing themselves instead of being marketed and shoved down our throats. Yeah. No matter what we think, its not just a passing trend. We need to realize that the new generation of entertainment is here. And i think thats great. Yeah, i think thats great, too. All right, bros, it looks like well have to end it there. I want to thank south park for being on my show. I hope you bros enjoyed watching. And as always, stay awesome oh, thats it, bros. Shows over. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show