Jimmy seriously, you know legendary roots crew we are in crazy times when the secret Service Needs protection from the president it is the tonight show at if you are worried about trumps safety, dont. Home edition hes fine. And now here is jimmy. While the agents are quarantined, trump will be guarded by eric and don jr. Using a pair of spongebob walkietalkies jimmy hi everybody and welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching it is thursday which basically means its friday, really. Right . Can you hear me . So, we made it through another week yeah. I am right next to you. Okay. Im so happy to anyone that is home and staying safe and wearing the masks and to anyone who is suffering with this awful pandemic well, a lot of people are blaming the Trump Administration for mishandling the virus. But not everything has gone wrong, right i wish you a speedy, speedy recovery a startling new report out today that more than 1 million dead americans got those pandemic stimulus chec
40,000 jobs and 4. 6 billion in revenue since the inauguration. I dont know why people wouldnt want to come here, were so welcoming to foreigners. We dont really need a wall. Trump is his own wall, in a way. [ cheers and applause ] and not only is tourism down, the price of rooms at trump hotels are also down, significantly over last year, because a lot of people dont want to stay in a place with his name on it. But they have a new marketing push thats aggressive, which i guess is what they need to fill their empty rooms again. Trump hotels are the best hotels ever, anywhere. Our hotels are winning. And now our deals are better than ever. During mexico pays days. Give us your credit card, well charge the full amount of your room and mexico will pay you back. Who mexico go ahead and order room service, just write mexico on the bill. But dont delay, this deal is so good, youll want to reach out and grab it by the [ bleep ]. Mexico pays days at trump international. You stay, mexico pays.
The children of the corn that youre posing with. [ laughter ] and what was the interview process like . And how many times have you seen the Dave Matthews band live . [ laughter ] put that photo back up. Look at how short mike pence is. Was he always that short . I think maybe he shrank from all the bending down to kiss the president s ass over the last year. [ laughter and applause ] in case you were worried the white house isnt white enough, dont worry, it is. The New York Times had a bombshell story tonight. They reported that the president ordered White House Counsel Don Mcgahn to fire Robert Mueller who is running the russia investigation. But then the president backed off, mcgahn said, if you make me do that, im going to quit. Which would have been a disaster, and still might be now that this the information has been released. You cant just fire every guy who investigates you. Hes running the white house by the exact same rules of the apprentice. He doesnt understand. Hes like, n
From out of the country. From other countries . [ cheers and applause ] according to the National Travel and tourism office, tourism is down in america since we elected President Trump. The u. S. Tourism industry lost 40,000 jobs and 46 billion in revenue since the inauguration. Dont know why people wouldnt want to come here. Were so welcoming to foreigners. Interesting. We dont need a wall, trump is his own wall in a way. Not only it is tourism down the price of rooms at trump hotels are also down. Significantly over last year, because a lot of people dont want to stay in a place with his name on it. But they have a new marketing push thats aggressive, which i guess is what they need to fill their empty rooms again. Trump hotels are the best hotels ever, anywhere. Our hotels are winning. And now our deals are better than ever. During mexico pays days. Give us your credit card, well charge the full amount of your room and mexico will pay you back. Who mexico go ahead and order room ser