From out of the country. From other countries . [ cheers and applause ] according to the National Travel and tourism office, tourism is down in america since we elected President Trump. The u. S. Tourism industry lost 40,000 jobs and 46 billion in revenue since the inauguration. Dont know why people wouldnt want to come here. Were so welcoming to foreigners. Interesting. We dont need a wall, trump is his own wall in a way. Not only it is tourism down the price of rooms at trump hotels are also down. Significantly over last year, because a lot of people dont want to stay in a place with his name on it. But they have a new marketing push thats aggressive, which i guess is what they need to fill their empty rooms again. Trump hotels are the best hotels ever, anywhere. Our hotels are winning. And now our deals are better than ever. During mexico pays days. Give us your credit card, well charge the full amount of your room and mexico will pay you back. Who mexico go ahead and order room service, just write mexico on the bill. But dont delay, this deal is so good, youll want to reach out and grab it by the [ bleep ]. Mexico pays days at trump international. You stay, mexico pays. Mexico will not pay for this. Please stop asking mexico to pay. Other restrictions apply. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and not only are people from other countries not coming to this country, the president is not in this country right now. Hes 6,000 miles away at the World Economic forum in switzerland. He tweeted last night, well soon be heading to davos, switzerland, to tell the world how Great America is and is doing. Our economy is now booming and with all im doing, will only get better. Our country is finally winning again. Again with the winning. He knows thats charlie sheens thing, right . Its another psychopath from twitter. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so, anyway if you dont know what it is, the World Economic forum is an annual gathering of the super rich. Which is funny how super rich people hang out together. You dont see that at other income levels. You make 80 grand a year, me too, lets go do something, take a trip. Anyway, trumps trip got off to a good start, an exciting start. Very exciting to be here, were very happy to be here. The United States is doing very well. It will continue to do well and this will be a very exciting two days, thank you very much. Very exciting. You can feel the excitement through the screen, right . But it wasnt all fun. Trump had strong words for the swiss government. Hes demanding they stop sending us cheese full of holds immediately. He hosted a dinner for European Business leaders tonight. Before that, he met with the british Prime Minister, theresa may, with whom hes had some issues, but he did his best to emphasize how special our special relationship is. The Prime Minister and myself have had a really great relationship, although some people dont necessarily believe that, but i can tell you its true, i have a tremendous respect for the Prime Minister. And i think the feeling is mutual from the standpoint of liking each other a lot. Jimmy she reached for that prescription three times since he got there. Its not uncommon for president s to borrow major works of art from museums to put on display at the white house. The obamas did it. The trumps asked the guggenheim in new york to loan them this painting, its called landscape with snow. They wanted to hang it in their private living quarters. The guggenheim said no, its prohibited from travel, except for the rarest of occasions. But she did offer, and this is not a joke, this fully functioning 18k solid gold toilet, which had been on display. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats what they offered them. The museum told trump to van gogh eff himself. The trumps said no, because what are they going to do with another golden toilet . Im surprised they said no. To me gold toilet is way better, i mean, the first time you pee on a van gogh, its ruined. Maybe this is something trump should hang in the white house. Vice president pence tweeted this photo of the annual crop of white house interns. Page class will graduate this week and return to their homes across the country, inspiring group. What an inspiring group. Look at how white they all are. Its like an albino rainbow. [ laughter and applause ] so much diversity. Tall white kids, female white kids, male white kids. Those arent interns, those are the children of the corn that youre posing with. [ laughter ] and what was the interview process like . And how many times have you seen the Dave Matthews band live . [ laughter ] put that photo back up. Look at how short mike pence is. Was he always that short . I think maybe he shrank from all the bending down to kiss the president s ass over the last year. [ laughter and applause ] in case you were worried the white house isnt white enough, dont worry, it is. The New York Times had a bombshell story tonight. They reported that the president ordered White House Counsel Don Mcgahn to fire Robert Mueller who is running the russia investigation. But then the president backed off, mcgahn said, if you make me do that, im going to quit. Which would have been a disaster, and still might be now that this the information has been released. You cant just fire every guy who investigates you. Hes running the white house by the exact same rules of the apprentice. He doesnt understand. Hes like, nobody had a problem when i fired meatloaf. [ laughter and applause ] according to this report, trump said mueller has a conflict of interest because years ago, there was a dispute over fees and mueller cancelled his membership at the Trump National golf club in virginia. Of course its about golf. Its always all about golf. Everything is golfrelated. The last time trump fired someone from the fbi, it was jim comey. And that led to Robert Mueller getting hired. If he fires Robert Mueller, maybe theyll put special investigator Hillary Clinton on the case, who knows. I will say this, Richard Nixon right now, must be rolling around in his grave, going, how does he do it [ laughter ] there was good news for team trumppence today. Oprah has announced she will not run for president in 2020. She did an interview and said, running for president is not for her. If shes not going to run for president , cant she at least give us each a car or something . [ cheers and applause ] think about it, oprah. Celebrities like oprah dont want to be president. They have lots of money, people like them. You become president , you have to worry about war, terrorists, sit through boring meetings, half the country automatically hates you. The only reason donald trump did it is because hes dumb. Cheer this is an alarming fact, out of all the many countries in the world, india has the most selfierelated deaths. These are deaths caused by people taking pictures of themselves and the reason for that is people like this gentleman. [ train honking ]. Jimmy oh is right. Miraculously, that man survived and is in stable condition. And somehow were able to track him down and hes agreed hes joining us live now against all odds from his hospital bed in hydrabad, india. How are you . Hello, mr. Jimmy kimmel. Jimmy hi. I want to know how youre doing. Im okay, im alive, thats the most important thing. Jimmy to be honest, you dont look okay, your arms and legs appear to be missing. They are not missing, they are right over there. Jimmy all right, well, you seem to be taking this very well. Its not too bad. I lost weight. Jimmy you lost weight. Well, god bless you for looking on the bright side of this situation. Not many people can do that. Im glad youre okay. Sorry you cant take selfies anymore. I guess thats the worst part of it. I can still take selfies, i just need to use this stick. Cheese jimmy oh, my goodness. This guys got the worst luck. Were going to take a break. [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, my cousin sal meets Cirque Du Soleil and in this week in unnecessary censorship too. So stick around. Well be right back. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] lobsterfest is back at red lobster. With the most lobster dishes of the year. New dueling lobster tails has two tails thatll fight to be your favorite. One topped with creamy shrimp and scallops, the other. Steamed with lemon and herbs. 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Let your legend begin at aulani, a oneofakind Disney Resort in hawaii [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Viola davis, lil rel howery and music from lanco is on the way. Before we go, i want to wish my pal guillermo a happy birthday. Thank you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the reason i want to mention it, you did some celebrating today here at work, right . Yes, jimmy. We had four shots of tequila. Jimmy came to my office this afternoon with a bottle of tequila and glasses and said, lets do some shots. How are you feeling right now . I feel great. Jimmy whats your plan for your birthday this weekend . Go have dinner and spend time with the family. Jimmy i dont really care what the answer is, i just like watching you talk when youre loaded. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you know when guillermos drunk, when he talks, he does this, like hes holding on to an imaginary walker or should go. Heading to imaginary ponies. Well, happy birthday to you, my friend. Thank you. [ applause ] jimmy from time to time, we like to send my cousin sal out in front of the theater to create tumult. This time we paired sal with a contortionist named alexei golobora i dont know what the last name is. Its there on the screen. Part of the Cirque Du Soleil show. You know what a contortionist is, right, guillermo . Yeah. Jimmy okay. This is what happens when my cousin sal and a very flexible man turn hollywood boulevard into a little circus. Look out, look out can you watch this bag for one second, please, i just have to go to the bathroom. Theres not a bomb in there, is it . No, i just have to go to the bathroom. Im free. Thank you. Thank you so much for what happened . You had a body in there. You were supposed to watch. You had a body in there. You were supposed to watch. Youre not supposed to have a body in there. I was. And now hes gone. Which way did he go . Can you help me . Help me. Can you help me out . Can you stop taking pictures and just help me . Just grab my arm and pull it. Ouch, youre making it worse. Thank you. All right. You guys want a balloon animal . Want Something Special . Come on, lets show them Something Special. All right, who wants him . Okay, ill take him. Dont forget to water him three times a day. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks to sal and alexei. One more thing, thursday night, time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. Its this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] when i was a little girl, i dreamed of [ bleep ] an olympic figure skater. Republicans as you know, being the party with the run of the table in washington, theyre going to get [ bleep ]. You will get fingered. The white house lawyer told us President Trump is, quote, very eager to be [ bleep ] by mueller. Youve decided to [ bleep ] your [ bleep ] as a freshman in college. Researchers in china say they have successfully [ bleep ] two monkeys. Melania trumps former roommate. They used to [ bleep ] together before she met donald trump. If we could all just stand up, a big round of applause. I shouldnt have to say that to anyone, that when a woman goes to work, they dont want to [ bleep ] their boss. What is a good way to [ bleep ] more white people . Good luck. A jar of [ bleep ]. I think you can do it. Oh, my goodness. We have a good show for you tonight. Lil rel howery is here, and well be right back with viola davis [ cheers and applause ] company, advance cut, cut, cut sorry, cut. Sorry, cut. Sorry. Had a thought. What if, instead of saying advance, i say refund advance . Its going to be. Its going to be amazing. Watch. Okay. Sorry, guys, sorry. One more time. Refuuuuund, advance you could get an interest free refund advance of up to 3000 the day you file at block. H r block. Get your taxes won. At at t, buy one iphone 8 and get one on us. 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I wonder where ill go. We go together. Well go to mexico. Jimmy okay. Our first guest tonight is one of the most talented and highly decorated actors anywhere. She has two tonys, an emmy and an oscar in the trunk of her car. Her show is called how to get away with murder. Watch it thursday nights on abc. Please welcome viola davis [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy you look like a superhero right now. I do . Which one do i look like . Jimmy you are a superhero in a way. You gave a speech at that womens march, a great speech [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and its viral and everybodys watching it now. Are people bringing it up to you a lot . People are bringing it up to me a lot. It was one of those things where i didnt know how it was landing, because i wasnt hearing anything when i said the first part of the speech. And i was trying not to put my fist up in the air. Because i was like, the fro and the fist. Every time the hand went up, i was like eeeeee jimmy you make the best speeches. You really do. I feel like sometimes maybe theyre giving you the awards just to hear you give a speech. Thats how good you are. You know what, i wish that they would raise my quote. Jimmy who would . You know, the quote meaning, how much money you get. Jimmy you want more money . I would like that. Jimmy how much did you get paid to give that speech at the womens march . Nothing. Its an outrage, right . You dont want to start that, jimmy. You dont want to get me in trouble. Jimmy oprah bowed out, and knowing that you really know how to give a speech and get people going, have you ever thought about running a president viola in 2020 . Have you ever even secretly . [ cheers and applause ] deep inside have you ever no, i like vodka too much. I got some questionable things on my record. Jimmy our president has his own line of vodka. I think you would be okay. Yeah, you know, but i like saying [ bleep ]. And all that. Id probably cuss out congress. Completely thug approach. Jimmy hows your daughter . Shes here, i heard. My daughter is here. She brought her backpack with her little, you know, little black girl magic insignia on it and then she brought another bag. I said, genesis, why are you bringing these bags . She said, im going here for the food. Im going to put all this food in the bag and take it home. I think shes getting tips from my mom who takes aluminum foil with her whenever she goes anywhere. Jimmy she does. The first governors ball, after the oscars, she wanted to take the flower arrangement in the middle of the table. She said, i cant leave here without taking this flower arrangement. I said, mom, thats gonna be embarrassing. She said, viola, we could put it in a bag right here. Jimmy your daughter takes after her grandmother. Then she put the food in her purse. Im like, mom, i know youre from south carolina, but jimmy what is your daughter going to do with the food . Shes gonna eat it. [ laughter ] jimmy like as a snack, shell keep it for herself . She comes to all the talk shows with me. You are the standard. You are the gold standard. She goes to every talk show. And shell taste the food and go, not as good as jimmy kimmels. Jimmy finally, were winning in one category. [ laughter ] what is she into right now . How old is she . Karate. She was crosscountry, 1. 25 miles she was running. And i was in shock, because i mean, you walk with the girl after half a block, she says, mommy, carry me. But now shes doing karate, which, i love it. I could do the politically correct thing and say shes in it for the mental discipline and it tires her out, but i wanted her to learn how to kick somebodys ass. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, because people dont tell girls that. They really dont. They dont tell girls how to protect themselves. I mean, i walk around with my pepper spray in the pink thing to make it look cute. Jimmy do you really . Yeah. I was detained once at heathrow because of my pepper spray. Just detained just a little bit. Jimmy so she knows how to handle herself now, or is she just starting . Shes just starting. We practice in the kitchen. Jimmy you do, with her . Absolutely. Jimmy will you grab a knife and then lunge at her . How does that work . Shes not ready for the knife yet, jimmy. Its coming, though. Jimmy you have to be really careful. You dont want to do that with your children. Yeah, absolutely. Jimmy your husband was a football player, right . They called him headache ball. Jimmy headache ball . Yeah. Jimmy why . Because he said he knew how to rattle the head gear of any football player. He had a 52inch chest, and a 23inch neck. Jimmy wow. Thats why i fell in love. Jimmy it was the neck . You know, i hate to say it, i love it. Jimmy you like a big neck . I love a big chest. Jimmy can you get a big neck, or you just have one . You cant really increase the size of your neck, can you . I cant increase the size of my neck, but its like, he said he would eat enormous amounts of food. Jimmy well, he should come to our show. Yeah. Jimmy well take a break. When we come back, i have a number of things to discuss with you. One of them is that the first lady said that your show is her favorite show. Oh, man, i was hoping you wouldnt bring that up. Jimmy of course im going to bring it up. Viola davis is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] what from your first dream to your first dollar. From between shifts and after hours. From the struggle, to the reckoning. To the moment you sit in that auditorium and realize that your whole life is about to change. What if a university could guarantee fixed affordable tuition. From your first class, to your last. When it comes to travel, i sweat the details. Late checkout. Downalternative pillows. And of course, price. Tripadvisor helps you book a. Hotel without breaking a sweat. Because we now instantly. 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Jimmy i know, i should have started with it. But would you ever consider a walkon role for Melania Trump . Oh, my. You know what, yes. Jimmy you would . All right, youd consider it. Because you know what . Jimmy what . I really want to talk to the lady. Jimmy of course you do. I really do. Jimmy does any part of you feel like, im glad im bringing this woman who is captive in her own home, a little bit of pleasure on a weekly basis . No, i just want the inside scoop. I dont want to give her any sort of pleasure. I just want the inside scoop. Me and her could have some vodka together. Jimmy when you were a kid, what tv shows did you love . Good times, thats my mama, whats happening, the jeffersons. Jimmy thats my momma how long was that on . Not long at all. Ted lang was on. He was the oohwe kid. Oohwe i got it, i got it i got the recording. Jimmy that was his catchphrase. Oohwe, i got it, i got it. Jimmy he was isaac on the love boat. He was. I think i met him at church years later, that we used to go to. Jimmy really . And i was like, ted lange is at my church. And he was the oohwe kid. Jimmy did you mention that to him . I was too embarrassed. Jimmy thats probably best at church not to mention the oohwe kid. I was very holy. Jimmy with scandal, you guys have a crossover episode. Yes. Jimmy in which now, will you and Kerry Washington be in scenes together on this crossover episode . Thats the whole point. Olivia pope and annalise keating. And i have to tell you, every time we touched on the show, it was static electricity. Jimmy really . Every single time. It was black girl magic on steroids. [ applause ] im telling you. You didnt think it was the real thing, but every time. Jimmy little pops and sparks coming out. Did that translate to the screen, have you seen it yet . I havent. Im hoping. Jimmy you know, they dont do that, that much anymore. I used to love when that would happen. Remember George Jefferson used to be on all in the family. Jimmy yeah, and it spun off from that. I hope they follow the lead and do more crossover. Guillermo, lets do another show right after this. Well walk on to one. Well go barge into ellen. Thats right. Jimmy well, its great to see you. I hope your daughter is getting she can come any time and get snacks here. She said she couldnt find a bagel. Jimmy well get her a bagel. We dont want to be antisemitic. Well get her a bagel. Viola davis watch how to get away with murder thursday nights at 10 00 here on abc. Well be right back with lil rel howery. [ cheers and applause ] can someone make a target run . Great idea, sweetie get some more soda. Wed love some cheese dip noooo she likes guacamole. Get low prices, today and every day. Target run done. Through the lens of google pixel 2. This is their neighborhood. These are the streets where they were born and raised. And this is what keeps them off the streets. 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Our next guest is the tsafueled comic relief in jordan peeles highly acclaimed horror movie get out, which was just nominated for best picture. Please welcome lil rel howery [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very happy to have you here. Boy were you funny in that movie. You did a great job in that movie. I mean, really, really good. I think i was okay. Jimmy you were. May i ask about your name. Is there a big rel . Yeah. Its a larger rel. Jimmy there is a larger rel. Well, it comes from my cousin. His name is durel. Its like an urkel basketball story, how it all happened. Jimmy what happened . So i went to a School Called providence st. Mary in chicago. Did yall go to st. Marys . It was an allblack private school. Jimmy okay. Thing about it, i didnt know i was a nerd the whole time. Everybody was smart. So my parents couldnt afford to keep me there and put my brother in catholic school. So they was like, you had your turn. His turn. So i go to the school in my neighborhood. It was like going from private school to lean on me. So i went to the school, i remember the first day of orientation. I didnt know i was a nerd. Hey, look at that nerd. I tapped somebody, hey, its a nerd in here. [ laughter ] hes like, no, theyre talking about you. So anyway, i was a nerd the whole first quarter, just because i read stuff before everybody. Yo, the Public School education is really bad. Jimmy yeah, right. I had that moment, i was a nerd. Then basketball tryouts happened. And these dudes didnt know i was working on my game the whole summer with my cousin durel who played on varsity. I took the glasses off. Talking crazy, oh, that nerd think he can play basketball. Well see. Dominated tryouts. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy what position did you play . Point guard. So one of the seniors was like, who is that. Theyre like thats durel cousin. Whats up, lil rel . Now im lil rel. Im like my name is milton, whats up, lil rel . Now im lil rel. Jimmy its a great name for a comedian. But now youre in an Academy Award nominated film. Was this your first movie . Unfortunately, no. Jimmy what was your first . You do standup, you do a lot of, like, a lot of weird plays and jimmy yeah. Dmovies. Jimmy but this is being in a movie thats nominated for best picture, you cannot be named lil rel and continue with this. Yes, i can. Its gonna stay that way. Because lil rel represents so much. I was a kid picked on. Jimmy thats what lil bow wow said. Two different stories. He was a kid star. I grew up in the ghetto, i got out of it, and lil rel gonna stay. Jimmy i predict this is my prediction, and i hope we have this conversation in some years to come. Youre going to become milton lil rel howery. And then just milton howery. And as you get older, youll say, im lil rel again. Its like dwayne the rock johnson. Trust me on this one. Youre an Academy Award i guess youre not technically a nominee. Will you go to the Academy Awards . I thought i was. Jimmy then what happened . You know, we called and they looking for my ticket. Oh, you not in the first group. Jimmy what does that mean, youre not in the first group . So the first tickets they give out, im not on that list. Jimmy oh, no. Listen, ill get you in. Dont worry, im the host of the show. Im serious, i want to go. [ applause ] jimmy you have a big part in that movie. Its not like you had some tiny little scene. I know, its weird too. After that call, i went and like youtubed last years and counted both groups, the group that thought they won and the group that won, there was like 20 people on the stage. Jimmy from each movie. So they got extra tickets. Jimmy they give them to producers who are like you know. Just tell them, im lil rel. And by the way, big rel should be coming to the show, not just lil rel. I love my cousin, but nah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy where will you watch the oscars if you do not go to the will you watch them at home . Yesterday my home girl that works rock nation and jayz, invited me to their oscar they invited me to their brunch. I dont want to brag. Jay is like, yo, rel need to be at my brunch. Im taking the kids to disneyland, i cant go. But if you have a oscar party, im down. Jimmy youre going to their house . I dont even know where thats at, jimmy. Jimmy they didnt give you an address . No, because im like, im good, im going. Just last night, i thought i was really good. I dont know if you heard, but get out is nominated for an oscar. Jimmy well, i would rather go to jayzs house than sit in the audience. That would be a better way to watch the show, wouldnt it . Theyre going to show an afterparty. Id rather go to the show jimmy and go after . Yeah. Jimmy that makes more sense. Wow, thats something else. Have you ever met jayz . And not to rush past that, but youre in a movie with all these basketball players. Whats the name . Uncle drew. Jimmy yes. And who is in the movie with you . Kyrie irving is uncle drew. Chris webber, Reggie Miller, shaq. Jimmy shaq is a great actor. Thats a great call. You know, when shaq is in a movie, youll probably get nominated for another Academy Award for this one. You know youre in good hands when shaq i was joking with somebody. If i went back in time and told little kid me, yo, you gonna be in a movie with chris webber, shaq, Reggie Miller, id be like, come on, man, we seen kazaam. Dont do that, brother. Dont lie too me. Shaq was like really good. Jimmy did you feel tiny around shaq . Yeah, tight shaq is, like, huge. Jimmy yeah. And im a basketball fan, so i was asking, chris webber, how did you guard this dude, without putting all your body weight on him. Like hes a giant. The thing about basketball players, theyre really freak of nature people when you think about it. Jimmy they are. Like if the game of basketball never existed, these guys would be giants and wed be scared of them. Jimmy just chopping down trees or Something Like that. Did you get to play basketball with them . Yes. Jimmy did they think you were a nerd . No. Jimmy not at all. Whod you play with . I played with kyrie. No, i cant tell you that because thats telling the movie. But im doing some basketball stuff in there that kyrie helped orchestrate. Jimmy really . Yeah. And its not team work. You know a team of michael j. Fox do a weird shot and he cant really play basketball. Jimmy and then they cut to the basket. Cut to the basket. Jimmy but this is all you. Sounds like youre having fun. It was so much fun. Im a basketball fan. I asked him Reggie Miller why did him and mike get into that fight. And he told me, i was like, cool. Jimmy do tsa agents get excited when they see you . They do. Like, oh, there he is. What up, boy what up, brother i see you im excited to see them too. Im like, oh, man, whats up . And then i just try to walk through. And theyre like, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. You still gotta take off your shoes. Put your laptop in a separate bin. But good to see you, brother. Jimmy you still have to take off your shoes. Congratulations on everything thats going on. Lil rel howery get out will be rereleased in select theaters starting tomorrow. Well be right back with lanco. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz the best or nothing. Lanco. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank viola davis, lil rel howery and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first, their album is called hallelujah nights. Here with the song born to love you, lanco [ cheers and applause ] i was born in a town full of red pine trees county sign says follow your dreams westbound train makes the whole town shake friday night lights decide your fate born again in a church where the steeples white preacher preach book of john and my momma cried meaning of life was in verse two didnt make sense til i found you i could searc south to north but ive already found what im looking for wherever i go and whatever i do i was born to love you i was born to love you looking in your eyes yeah its all so clear every time you smile i know why im here wherever i go and whatever i do i was born to love you i was born to love you i i was a wild child between lost and found then you spoke my name it was a sweet sound rescue kiss and you pulled me in all my life baby where you been cause i could search the world from south to north but ive already found what im looking for wherever i go and whatever i do i was born to love you i was born to love you looking in your eyes yeah its all so clear every time you smile i know why im here wherever i go and whatever i do i was born to love you i was born to love you cause i could search the world from south to north but ive already found what im looking for wherever i go and whatever i do i was born to love you i was born to love you looking in your eyes yeah its all so clear every time you smile i know why im here wherever i go and whatever i do i was born to love you i was born to love you [ ooh, ooh, ooh [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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