A new kind of network designed to save you money. Call, visit or go to xfinitymobile. Com. Okay, its my turn. Stan, truth or dare . Dare. whispering take this stick and jam it up your peehole. What . Wow, that sucks do you think itll hurt . Hello . I sure am hungry. Anybody . It certainly does suck right here. Hello . Shshsharon . From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in, im trevor noah. We have two guests tonight, first were talking to one of the rare antitrump voices in his party, republican senator jeff flake, joining us on the show. And then, and then a great comedian and creator of the amazon show one mississippi, tig notaro is going to be joining us as well. But first, but first, yesterday was the new York City Marathon and if you are an american, finally some good news. Congratulations to Shalane Flanagan who just became the First Amer
Anyone here from hermany tonight . Any her manians . I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. Truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. Then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. Some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. Weird sitting home and watching other people host the show. And you guillermo, you cheated on me. Guillermo sorry, jimmy, wont happen again. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. Last night at 6 00 p. M. I reach that limit. My daughter jane refuses to eat anything. Shes 3 yea
Anyone here from hermany tonight . Any her manians . I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. Truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. Then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. Some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. Weird sitting home and watching other people host tagain. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. Last night at 6 00 p. M. I reach that limit. My daughter jane refuses to eat anything. Shes 3 years old. Its hollywood. Shes concerned about her weight. That was a joke. Dont tweet
My daughters pregnant. And then in a split second she realizes what just happened. She got it, and she she got it. And in may of 2018, she will get it again in the form of a bundle of joy. This little girl thinks her parents are so weird. Each one of these stuffed animals has a message on it. Hers says big sister again. H his says big brother. How is he the big brother . Listen to the way she is saying again. She is not afan of again. No, not at all. What does that mean . It means i would have two siblings . Youre pregnant . I told you that again was a sign. Youre pregnant . She does say what she is not excited about is another brother, but if it is a sister, she is all about it. That is our thats metallica on table last night at san franciscos at t park headlining for a concert for wildfire victims. All the acts played for free. There was plenty of praise for fire crews and first responders. The event raised more than 15 million for charity. And turning now to an interesting character
Incredible video here of a pro british surfer and his major wipeout, breaking his back on some huge surf there in incredible video here of a pro british surfer and his major wipeout, breaking his back on some huge surf there in portugal. Andrew cotton was slammed back first onto a wave estimated to be 50 feet high, and he says that hes looking forward to getting back onto some more big waves. Im not sure he wants one like that. Doctors say his prognosis, though, is good. And were now learning more about the severe brain disease suffered by former nfl star aaron hernandez. Researchers in boston showed images of hernandezs brain to the public for the first time. Doctors have said the 27yearold had the worst case of cte ever seen in someone his age. Hernandez hanged himself in prison earlier this year while serving a life sentence for murder. The doctors believe the brain disease contributed to hernandez becoming a convicted killer. We can say collectively that individuals with cte and ct