Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests shawn mendes, tig notaro, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. We are coming at you from studio 6a here in Rockefeller Plaza in new york city lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, we are just one week away from election day [ applause ] i cant believe its that soon i mean, it feels like the last four years have just really flown by seriously, every morning since 2016, democrats have been carving the days into the walls like theyre doing time at rikers island. [ laughter ] if biden wins, democrats are gonna walk out of their houses with an extra 50 pounds of muscle and a jug of toilet wine [ laughter ] thats right, were just seven days away from the election, and just seven months from knowing who won. Thats exciting. [
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, it is the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jamie foxx, tig notaro, musical guest black pumas, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, wow. Great to see you guys. Hi, everyone thanks for tuning in my name is jimmy fallon. Welcome to the tonight show. And hi, roots. Nice to see you. Very nice. [ cheers and applause quest, you you made it you made it into the studio today which questlove good i escaped. Jimmy yeah questlove yeah jimmy what, were you in between two trees or where questlove i was in between i was on the set of jumanji. Thats where i was [ laughter ] jimmy did you know i mean, did you get out of your vehicle and walk home . Questlove i ran home yes. Jimmy yeah questlove trees, power lines, everything was falling. Turkeys in the street. Bears on the corner. Deer everywhere. Like jimmy oh, my gosh. Questlove yesterday was all jimmy ye
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, it is the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jamie foxx, tig notaro, musical guest black pumas, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, wow. Great to see you guys. Hi, everyone thanks for tuning in my name is jimmy fallon. Welcome to the tonight show. And hi, roots. Nice to see you. Very nice. [ cheers and applause quest, you you made it you made it into the studio today which questlove good i escaped. Jimmy yeah questlove yeah jimmy what, were you in between two trees or where questlove i was in between i was on the set of jumanji. Thats where i was [ laughter ] jimmy did you know i mean, did you get out of your vehicle and walk home . Questlove i ran home yes. Jimmy yeah questlove trees, power lines, everything was falling. Turkeys in the street. Bears on the corner. Deer everywhere. Like jimmy oh, my gosh. Questlove yesterday was all jimmy ye
Testimony before the House Judiciary Committee was delayed by almost an hour yesterday after the panels chairman, congressman jerry nadler, was involved in a car accident turns out, he was wearing his mask wrong during barrs appearance yesterday, chairman jerry nadler accused barr of politicizing the Justice Department said barr, objection. During attorney general William Barrs appearance yesterday before the House Judiciary Committee, barr said he does not believe that there is systemic racism in Law Enforcement but he did go on to say, thank you for the suggestion well certainly certainly give it a try. When asked yesterday about Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthony faucis Approval Rating, President Trump said, hes got this high Approval Rating so why dont i have a high Approval Rating with respect to the virus . Which is kind of like a jets player saying, i dont get it the patriots are winning this game i mean, how come were not winning this game . Same ball, same field. I dont get
No apparent reason the big barge theory. laughter then, one is a seasoned tough asnails investigator. The other is adam schiff. Together, with one other guy, they are pelosi, schiff and macgyver. laughter finally, a sitcom about a president raising his two half witted sons while violating the constitution. Two and a half brains. laughter and applause its all happening right here on cbs and local ukranian affiliates. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight ukraine wreck. Plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Aniston. And Thomas Middleditch. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on hey how are you . How are you . cheers and applause perfect hey thanks, everybody. Delightful. Thank you much. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Thank you very much. Welcome, one and all to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Regardless folks, regardless of the en