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Anyone here from hermany tonight . Any her manians . I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. Truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. Then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. Some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. Weird sitting home and watching other people host tagain. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. Last night at 6 00 p. M. I reach that limit. My daughter jane refuses to eat anything. Shes 3 years old. Its hollywood. Shes concerned about her weight. That was a joke. Dont tweet me about it. She doesnt like to eat and she doesnt like to sleep. Which are two of the basic things to stay alive. Rice, beans, Peanut Butter and pasta and candy, cake, cereal and cookies. Yesterday my wife promised her they would make Chocolate Chip Cookies together for dessert while i was making risotto for dinner. Risotto is rice that takes the whole day to make. Youre toasting and reducing and stirring. By the way, when its done, not that much better than regular rice really. [ laughter ] but rice is one of very few things that we will all eat as a family. I cooked for hours. When i was done i put it in a bowl and she wouldnt eat it. I told her it was pasta, i told her it was wonder woman food. She refused to even try it. I begged her, bribed her. She wanted cookies before dinner. She just kept saying no, no. Shes relentless. Finally i reached my breaking point. I snapped. I didnt know what to do. So i went over to the tray of freshly made Chocolate Chip Cookies. I said if you dont eat this rice, im going to throw these cookies in the pool. And she said no and so i picked up a Chocolate Chip Cookie and i chucked it into the pool. And i did. [ cheers and applause ] and i said, are you going to eat the rice . And she said no. So i picked another cookie up and threw it in the pool. My wife walks in, shes like what is going on in here . Its amaniac. Im throwing cookies in the pool. I had no good explanation for what was going on, but guess what . She ate the rice. [ applause ] and ill tell you something, to pick a freshly baked Chocolate Chip Cookie up and it was one of the heavy ones. It just came out of the oven. To pick it up and throw it into the pool on purpose. To will your body to do that its like i imagine its similar to what it would be like to intentionally drive your car into a mailbox. But she did eat the rice. And this, by the way, is exactly how they should handle President Trump at all times. [ cheers and applause ] you like this part . The president is on a tour of asia right now, which shouldnt be a problem at all. Im sure that will go great. But hell be out of the country for two weeks. Hes in south korea right now, hes in japan today and yesterday meeting with Prime Minister shinzo abe. The president arrived in japan with his wife melania. And this is how they were greeted when they got off air force one. Listen to the music the band played as they exited the jet. Uptown funk dont give it to you jimmy uptown funk as played by a bar mitzvah band. Dont believe me just watch dont believe me just watch dont believe me just watch up town funk you up jimmy what happened to hail to the chief . Wouldnt it have been great if he heard that song and turned around and went right back up the stairs and flew home. But no trump meeting with a foreign leader would be complete without an awkward meet and greet. Watch this. Heres Prime Minister abe and his wife. Starts fine. They shake, melania shakes, everybody says their hellos and, okay, now, as they turn away, reality sets in for the abs and just look at the looks on their faces as they realize theyre now going to have to spend the next 48 hours oh, no. Yes. And they did spend a lot of time together. [ applause ] some of the stuff. They signed hats together. Yeah. They played a round of golf together. Look at that. They fed a group of orphans who gathered down below. [ laughter ] there you go. Thats our guy. This is kind of funny. For lunch yesterday before they played golf, they served trump a hamburger made from american beef. Thats what they said. Its made from american beef. I always wonder why when leaders of other countries visit they do that. When the Prime Minister of italy was at the white house, they served him pasta. Hes like, oh, go, pasta again. Why give these people what they already get a better version of all the time. Theyre not hamsters that can only eat pellets. Theyre people. If you are going to make donald trump a hamburger in japan, make him a hamburger with japanese beef. Maybe this is crazy. Maybe pull him off the childrens menu for five seconds and serve him a bowl of noodles or something. Its japan. [ applause ] we have a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner. Beef is Donald Trumps favorite thing to eat and start. [ laughter ] this is a 12day trip. The longest asia trip by a president since george h. W. Bush back in 1991. Basically the republicans are trying to get this tax plan passed, and theyre like, you know what, mr. President . Go to asia, eat steak, try not to start a war. We have billionaires who need money over here. Remember Anthony Weiner . He began a 21month prison sentence for sexting with a minor. Oh, you didnt hear about that . How long until he gets a little trunk on toilet wine and tries to send a picture of his penis through a prison pay phone . [ laughter ] congratulations are in order for Shalane Flanagan who yesterday became First American woman in 40 years [ applause ] to win the new york city marathon. [ cheers and applause ] its a 26milelong race. She finished it in 2 hours, 53 minutes and 26 minutes. She beat a threetime winner from kenya, mr kary keitany. She may have been a little overconfident. She stopped at shake shack and had some women. Nice to see an american women win something this year. We have a jam packed show for you tonight. From the battleship iowa down in san pedro, california, music from brad paisley and john fogerty. And from the world series champion Houston Astros, shortstop Carlos Correa is with us tonight. [ applause ] by the way, l. A. Is the only city where Carlos Correa wouldnt get booed after winning the world series. Moments after the game, he did this. Taking another big step in my life. Daniella rodriguez, you make me the happiest man in the world. Will you marry me . Oh, my god. Will you marry me . Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they got engaged on the field. By the way, ten seconds later security came and made her go back on the other side of the gate. [ laughter ] so carlos is here tonight with his new fiancee and this is good, too. This is from the astros victory parade in houston on friday where a woman accidentally dropped her hat from the seventh level of a parking structure. Watch here as her fellow fans pitch in to return the hat to its Rightful Owner. Okay. Here we go. See the hat . Its going up level by level. This is really teamwork right here. And they wait. We still have oh oh, but wait. Its like donkey kong jr. Here. And they keep throwing it up. And but wait . She snatches it and throws it up, and the Rightful Owner of the hat once again has it. [ applause ] i dont know why that was exciting, but it was. Carlos correa will be here shortly. Idris elba is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] in the new thor movie which was number one a the box office this weekend. Thor ragnarok. Its very good. The best marvel movie yet. Whenever theres a big blockbuster film like this, we run it by our inhouse movie critic yaya. Yaya loves movie stars and has a lot of time to stalk them. Here he is talking about the movie thor ragnarok. Action. Action. Hi, its me, yaya. Im talking about the new movie. The new movie behind me toro ranjerrikon. Here we go. The movie like a lot of action, a lot of magic, a lot of everything. This australian guy, hes going to win something. That doesnt sound right. Thats true. Like a cow, too much, you know, something in his head. Thats cate blanket. Shes the fat lady from the movie and this guy jeff golding is in the movie too and he kill the alien in the white house with willy smith. Hes in the movie flier. You know the flight outcome and you swat, oh. And you know, the guy mark ruffalo. And he do movie, mark ruffalo, he do movie with leo. The movie is called butter island. The long time the green guy, the wrestling guy is joe frogono. You know him. And then the hulk, the movie with mark ruffalo. Hes the one [ growls ] the movie is like 3d. And you watch it with no glasses come in your face. And somebody wants it more like 3d, come, come, come in your face and your eyes boo theres a very good movie, but see the movie. Good luck. Cut. Jimmy thank you, yaya, thanks to your nipples too. When we come back, a major announcement that could change the face of this face as we know it and a new remix of Stranger Things. So stick around. Abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. Fighting robots. Own destroy. But when it comes to mortgages, shes less confident. Fortunately for sarah, theres Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. Its simple, so she can understand the details and be sure shes getting the right mortgage. Apply simply. Understand fully. 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Chips made with 100 real cheese. Dang right its a chip why arits because sweeneysing been exposed as aeeney . Double dipping pension padder. Caught spending Campaign Money on lavish dinners and fine cigars for his pals. Investigated for being a lobbyist and a senator at the same time. Sweeney voted to raise taxes 145 times while our economy continues to struggle. South jersey is a mess, and its time to take out the trash. On november 7th, make a change. Dump sweeney. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. Idris elba, Carlos Correa, music from brad paisley and john fogerty. All that is on the way. I hope youre adjusting to daylight savings. Do you adjust your clocks, guillermo. Guillermo no, they go automatic. Jimmy all of them in your house . Yes. Jimmy what kind of spaceage house do you live in . My wife jimmy thats why. It goes back to agrarian time when American Farmers needed an extra hour in the day to scroll through instagram. Now its really just microwave oven confusion day. But this was big. On saturday, on the occasion of his 48th birthday, we got very big news from sean combs who is now the artist formerly known as diddy. Hey, whats up . I have some very serious, serious news. Ive been planning on this. I decided i know it was risky, but i nknew it could com off as corny to some people like, hey, yo, i decided to change my name again. [ laughter ] im just not who i am before. Im something different. So my new name is love, aka brother love. I will not be answering to puffy, diddy, puff daddy or any of my other monikers, but love or brother love. Jimmy wait a minute. Did he say butt love . But love. Jimmy i think he did, yeah. Wow. [ applause ] i think he meant to say love or brother love. Diddy made this decision after carefully consulting several bottle of chiroc. This is the latest what names has he had . He started with his real name sean combs. He became sean puffy combs, then puff, puffy, puff daddy, pdiddy, sean john and wilford brimley. Isnt that right . At this point i feel sorry for his mailman. Ive got a package. You know what this means, right, guillermo . Guillermo yes, jimmy. Jimmy you got to change the sign. You know what . We had quite a streak going. [ applause ] now were starting over. Have you guys been watching the new season of Stranger Things on netflix . [ cheers ] a lot of people have. Its very popular. A great combination of new and classic. A formula that really works for them, full of references from the 80s. Now with the next incarnation of the show is taking that a step further with a new Spinoff Series that teams the kids from hawkins, indiana, with two beloved characters from the 80s, larry and balkee. Tonight on net flex, larry and balky are back. Cousin larry, my sisters uncles dogs nephew needs a place to stay. Balky, i told you there he is now. Who is this . His name is dem. Dem who . Demo gorgan. Is he irish . Nice to meet you mr. Ogorgon. You shouldnt have. No, i mean that, you shouldnt have. To his lack of boundaries. Which one of you used my toothbrush . To his zany antics. Dem, could you get that . Trick or treat anybody here . This place is spooky. Its halloween. Its supposed to be spooky. Hey, guys, the candys over there. Yeah, lets take some and leave. Not again. Hes turning both of their lives dem, we need you to leave. Just because you kill all our friends. Upside down. Were kidding. We were just kidding. Just an american joke. Of course you can stay. Dont be ridiculous. Cousin, now we are so happy. We do the dance of joy. Da da da da da da hey hey hey hey [ laughter ] standing tall by the wings of our dreams rise and fall on the wings o our dreams the three of us are stuck with each other were perfect Stranger Things our life and our dreams nothings going to stop us nothings going to stop us now perfect Stranger Things tonight at 8 00 followed by a whole new full house of cards. Wait, im a single dad of three kids. Ah only on netflix. Jimmy real perfect strangers is on julio. From the Houston Astros Carlos Correa is here and well be right back with idris elba. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the kmart blue light special. Find amazing deals now at kmart. Com. Every time you call on me i drop what i do you are my best friend and weve got some things to do do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna yeaheaeaeah [ america by the 7seater volkswagen atlas. Lifes as big as you make it. I got it from the same place i bought your present from last year. Its the thing from the link you sent us. And the year before. I found the perfect gift for you. But it wouldnt ship in time. So i just. Texted you a photo. I bought it with one click. I included a gift receipt. Its the thought that counts . Dont shop like everybody else. This year shop ebay for brand new, nearly new, and totally you gifts. Zplnchs im Award Winning artist brad paisley. Im guillermo. Were here on the battleship iowa where volunteers have been stuffing bags of great things to send to our troops. Thanks to crown royal were sending hundreds of care packages for veterans day to our men and women overseas. One lucky troop will get a surprise, a signed picture of me in a bathing suit. Wow. What else can you ask . Youre a good man. You too brad lacy. Stay tuned because in a minute me and john fogerty will be out here singing in front of the battleship iowa. Stay tuned. Crown royal. Live generously and life will treat you royally. Joseph, im steve. How are you . Nice to meet you sir. Nice to meet you. Hows it going man . The yankees . Come on. [ laughing ] look at the smiles and the hard work that the people here are doing. Its like making mini sandwiches. Theyre no different than anyone else. They just want a job. They want respect and they want dignity. This is a nice place. Yeah. He plays basketball with lauren. Steve called, fairly frantic. You know, he had a premature baby and i think he had just been given the diagnosis that she had down syndrome. Lauren brought out the best in me. She made me a different person. Deep down in his heart he feels for people who are disadvantaged. Laurens a light in everybody eye. Shes the spark that has started the fire. The goal is to keep places like this open so all people, regardless of disability, have an opportunity for employment. See, i love you. I love you guys too. You know that. Yeah. Jimmy welcome back. Tonight on the show, he won a world series ring and then gave one out and got engaged within minutes. From the Houston Astros, Carlos Correa is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then a special performance for members of the armed forces from the battleship iowa down in san pedro, california. Brad paisley and john fogerty on the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see john fogerty live at at the wynn hotel in las vegas january 209. And wednesday brad paisley cohosts the cma awards here on abc, for the tenth time. So please watch that. Tomorrow night, carey mulligan, gael garcia bernal, and music from darius rucker. And later this week, josh hutcherson, Dale Earnhardt jr. , jesse williams, plus music from luke combs and dan auerbach. So please join us for all that. [ applause ] our first guest tonight is an emmynominat emmynominated, golden globewinning actor whos played everything from paper salesman on the office to the gatekeeper of asgard in thor. Next, he costars alongside Jessica Chastain in mollys game. Im refusing you permission to invalidate my entire career. Im uncaring. I built a successful you interested in having a family. Very much. I dont get you some point reductions in the sentencing recommendation guidelines say eight to 12 years and thats before they try to jam you up more for money laundering. Find me 12 men and women who will believe that you werent aware of exactly who was sitting at the table and where the money came from. So thats it. You were a cocktail waitress. Mollys game opens christmas. Please welcome idris elba. [ cheers and applause ] idris. Hi. Jimmy first of all, welcome. Its good to see you. Jimmy i know its the dumbest thing in a world but im always so impressed when a brit can do an american accent. Im very nervous about doing, antis now because when i was in the wire coun no one knew i w english. I walk around with an american accent all the time. Now everyone knows im english. Jimmy you have women more sexed up than anyone right now. I really do. [ cheers ] i mean that in a so just define sexed up. Jimmy i keep track of this sort of thing. So when you hear like, for instance, Shonda Rhimes was being honored and she asked her what her idea of a perfect night out and she said a glass of wine and idris elba. I hear you being used as a sexual reference so frequently now. Oh, yeah. Yes. Jimmy how often and be honest, dont be humble. How frequently do women come up to you and give you their telephone numbers . About eight times a day . Thats not true. Thats not true. No, thats not im joking. I am joking. Any girlfriends in the dressing room. Jimmy and shes there to monitor in case somebody tries that. She has my phone. You understand what im saying . Jimmy eight times a day would about 240 times a month unless it was a short month like february then maybe youre just down in the 200s. I see what you did there. Jimmy i did math. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this movie, by the way, is a was based on a true story, a very interesting story. Did you know about this story beforehand . Mollys game . I had no clue. I know it was a famous poker game in l. A. Jimmy everybody knew there were high profile actors who played this game. Do you know who . Jimmy i do know who. This woman molly organized the game. Does the character you play a real life character . No, hes a little bit of on amalgamation between aaron sorkin and what he thinks about the whole thing and the criminal lawyer. But my character is fictitious. And in the film its a really great film. I aint going to say it because im in it. But its aaron sorkin. Its a great film because jimmy this is his first time directing a film. Which amazing to me. I had to check that to make sure that its right. Shes a very strong character, considering what goes through in this story. Shes an olympian skier and broke her back in several places and ended up in las vegas running poker games. Jimmy shes kind of ingenious at least according to the movie. I dont know her in real life. But seems to be a brilliant character. You cant study for that. You cant go out and sue people as research or anything like that, can you . No, just wear a lot of suits. Its weird because its aaron sorkin. Aaron sorkin calls you up. Everybody knows hes dialogue. Jimmy snappy dialogue. You do not wing it. Okay . You memorize it. You get on there, you do your thing. And i stupidly trained to be a kickboxer for a year as part of a documentary. I was having a midlife crisis. [ laughter ] i was 44 years old and fighting this guy who was ten years younger than me. Anyway, long story short is the way the scheduled met up is literally the night of my fight, the next day i had to go fly to toronto and shoot ten days of scenes with aaron sorkin and Jessica Chastain. Jimmy this is a real fight you had in front of an audience and everything . It was at the work hayork ha very famous arena. Its a big, big deal. Jimmy did you tell the guy, dont hit me or kick me in the face because i have to go do a movie tomorrow . No. But you know what i did . In a documentary, they do these little cams and the actors, the people are telling you what theyre going to do prior to doing it. I saw his. And he was dutch. He was like, im going to break his face. Hes an actor. Im a boxer. Im going to break him. I watched that. I was like, oh, no. He was really serious. So long story short, i had aaron, all the producers on the phone like, did he win . Hes still fighting . Call me back. Jimmy how is his face . So you did win the face. I did. Jimmy oh, wow. [ applause ] i did, i did. Jimmy as if your life isnt great enough already [ laughter ] i would never do that again. Jimmy youre beating up the dutch. Was he bummed after the actor beat him up . I never spoke to him again. Jimmy do you have his number . We could call him right now. Thats a good idea. Whats up, man . Which face are you going to break now, fella . [ applause ] jimmy you know, its dangerous when you fight a dutchman because if they kick you with those wooden shoes, he could put an eye out. Thats very true. Jimmy congratulations on everything. Mollys game opens december 24th. Were back with Carlos Correa. Neil lane designs jewelry for hollywoods biggest stars. And, with his vintageinspired collection at kay jewelers, he designs them for the star in your life. The inspiration for this ring goes back almost 100 years. Its based on an art deco design. Over 50 diamonds all handset. Thats my philosophy design it to be beautiful. Then make it perfect. Neil lane bridal. At kay. The numberone Jewelry Store for. Yes. Every kiss begins with kay. 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[ cheers and applause ] congratulations, first of all. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy is it as great as i imagine it would be to hit a home run in the world series . Its even better. I dont remember what i did, the celebrations. I blacked out. I hit the ball, i blacked out. Jimmy have you gone back to watch it on tv . No, i havent. Its been nonstop since we won the world series. Jimmy nonstop. I would not have been past second base before i was looking at that on the internet to watch it again. I havent got a chance to watch it yet. Jimmy its pretty good. Youre going to be happy, i think. We were talking about the celebrations and the fist bump. I dont remember any of that. Jimmy do you remember getting engaged . Because this could be a problem. I could be in trouble in the answer is i dont remember. Jimmy your fiancee is right here. This is daniela. Congratulations to both of you. Thank you so much. Jimmy did you have any idea this was going to happen . No idea. He has been so focused on all these games that the last thing i thought would be on his mind was proposing to me. Thats why i yanked that gate out of my way. Jimmy he turned the world series into a bachelor all of a sudden. How much planning went into this . For a whole month id been planning it. I knew we had Championship Team so i was waiting it out to see how far wed go. Game six i had the ring in my backpack. This is the night. We lost the game. I dont have plan b. We better win. So we end up winning the game and i was able to propose to my beautiful fiancee. Jimmy did you ever consider that maybe daniella would say no. Live television. Jimmy if the dodgers had won, would you have married one of them . No. [ applause ] jimmy no . Will you guys get married on a baseball field . Will you consummate your love on a baseball field . Somebody asked me when were going to get married. I said whenever we win the world series again. If its ten years, we got to wait ten years to get married. Time just kidding. Jimmy i know youre kidding. Its her that doesnt know youre kidding. Dont worry about me. She gave me that face like no. Jimmy when do you get your world series ring . Opening day next year. Jimmy opening day next year. Did you ever consider oh, maybe ill just give her that ring . I never thought about it. I got to wait a long time for that ring. So i thought that was the perfect chance for me to getty gauged. Jimmy what were you doing over the last five days. Take me through a little bit. You had a parade, obviously. We had a beautiful parade in houston. People there, you know, the support was incredible. I saw people crying there because obviously people have been through tough times in houston with hurricane harvey. Jimmy right. For us to bring joy and happiness through baseball. Jimmy there were people crying in l. A. Here, too. Thats a moment that i remember the people crying and screaming out of their lungs. Jimmy its overwhelming when you realize, you come to a team. You never know what team. And these people have been following the team for so long and how much it means to emthth. You realize theres a really big burden on your shoulders. This is my second home. Im from puerto rico. I was doing it for both, the people in houston and the people back home in puerto rico. Jimmy what was going on in puerto rico . Were people able to watch the games . Actually puerto rico in a curfew and nobody cared. Everybody went outside to watch the games and getting Text Messages from my family members. Everybody is going outside to watch the games. Theyre going to sports bars and stuff to watch you play. I want to thank everybody in puerto rico for your support. Jimmy yeah, really. Why are you guys registered in case astros fans want to send you gifts . Were not registered yet. Jimmy youre not registered. Not yet. Jimmy are you going to register . I understood that some other couple has done it. I told my agent, weve got to look into that. Reporter chris bryant of the chicago cubs registered. He did not know that it would be public information. Then all of a sudden he and hid wife got a whole bunch of stuff from people. I guess we could say we didnt know either. Jimmy may i ask you a question about your teammate, jose altuve. Hes listed at how tall . I think hes listed at 57. Jimmy i heard 56. But how tall are you . 64. Jimmy i know you had a parade at disney world. Was he allowed on the rides . [ laughter ] [ applause ] he was, he was, absolutely. Jimmy how tall do you think he is . Well, depends, with cleats or without cleats. Jimmy with cleats. Hes about 55. Jimmy if i was him, i would make myself 49 then really be an inspiration. Im 64 but i wish that i could hit like him. Jimmy me, too. I wish i could hit like him. Congratulations on the world series and also your love. Not only did you break a lot of hearts here in los angeles, i think you broke a lot of womens hearts all across the country. But thank you for coming by. Great to have you here. Carlos correa, everybody. World series champion. Were back with jobrad paisley d john fogerty. Liberty mutual saved us almost eight hundred dollars when we switched our auto and home insurance. With liberty, we could afford a real babysitter instead of your brother. Hey. Oh. Thats my robe. Is it . You could save seven hundred eighty two dollars when liberty stands with you. Liberty mutual insurance. Un poquito mas rapido, no . [instrumental music playing hthroughout] [wheel squeaking] beautiful bike, just beautiful. Ha,ha,ha. [pumping of bike tire] [pumping of hospital ventilator] [rain falling] [wheel squeaking] Carlos Carlos dr. Brad needs to see you in room 3. [wheel squeaking] [heart monitor beeping] sourced entirely in france, for a character all its own. Grey goose. Give the worlds best tasting vodka. 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With available digital cockpit. Lifes as big as you make it. This is google home mini. Its the Google Assistant for your house, so it gets you. If you mumble. minions gibberish it gets you. If you talk like this add worcestershire sauce to my cart. It still gets you. Gh ok adding now. And if youre like hey google, play my love playlist. truly madly deeply by Savage Garden plays oh really . Play my love playlist. pony ginuwine plays oh yeah. It also knows the difference between you and him. Its google home mini, and the rest of the google home family. Dicky music on Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by crown royal. Live generously and life will treat you royally. Jimmy the new album is called love and war. Here with the title track from the battleship iowa in san pedro, california, brad paisley and john fogerty. [ cheers and applause ] he was nineteen when he landed at bagram scared and all alone he lost a leg and a girlfriend before he got home and they say all is fair in love and war but that aint true its wrong they send you off to die for us forget about you when you dont he was nineteen in 68 and after all this time that broken boy is now a broken man waiting in the v. A. Line they say all is fair in love and war but that aint true its wrong they ship you out to die for us forget about you when you dont and the nightmares and hes running scared far from home and he wakes up from a nightmare hes in another one and hes still not home they call them decorated heroes and pin some medals on their chest give them a tiny little pension could we do much less they say all is fair in love and war but that aint true its wrong they ship you out to die for us forget about you when you dont they say all is fair in love and war but that aint true its wrong they ship you out to die for us forget about you when you dont they say all is fair in love and war but that aint true its wrong they ship you out to die for us forget about you when you dont [ cheers and applause ] dicky music on Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by crown royal. Live generously and life will treat you royally. Why are south jerseyans turning against Steve Sweeney . Its because sweeneys been exposed as a double dipping pension padder. Caught spending Campaign Money on lavish dinners and fine cigars for his pals. Investigated for being a lobbyist and a senator at the same time. Sweeney voted to raise taxes 145 times while our economy continues to struggle. South jersey is a mess, and its time to take out the trash. On november 7th, make a change. Dump sweeney. Weve paid a big price for Chris Christie and kim guadagno. They gave out billions in Corporate Tax breaks. Millions to whitewash the bridgegate scandal. Millions more wasted on empty office space. We got stuck with the bill. Property taxes up. Train and bus fares up. College tuition up. Womens healthcare funding eliminated with christie and guadagno were paying more and falling behind. Four more years of kim guadagno is unaffordable. Jimmy i want to thank idris elba, Carlos Correa and apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him tonight. Nightline is next, but first, this is the release of blue moon swamp. With fortunate son from the battleship iowa in san pedro, california, john fogerty and brad paisley some folks are born made to wave the flag oh theyre red white and blue and when the band plays hail to the chief oh they point the cannon at you it aint me it aint me i aint no senators son it aint me it aint me i aint no Fortunate One some folks are born silver spoon in hand lord dont they help themselves but when the taxman comes to the door lord the house looks like a rummage sale it aint me it aint me i aint no millionaires son it aint me it aint me i aint no Fortunate One good evening, everyone. Thanks for joining us. Here on nightline were reporting on another mass shooting. This one the deadliest in texas history. This one at a church. A youngest killed a 1yearold child. At least a dozen of the victims were kids. The kind of bloody carnage thats become horrifyingly familiar to us in the past decade. An Elementary School in connecticut, a Movie Theater in colorado, a nightclub in orlando, a concert in las vegas. All ordinary places where we all gather turning into crime scenes, changing lives forever. Both the death toll and frequency of these attacks increasing. These are just some of the names of people murdered in Mass Shootings in just the past year. Tonight we