Is not being responsive. They re having a hard time getting the president on the phone. I think he s sleeping right now. Jesse: donald trump steps in while biden and kamala step out. I just went out and got a pork roast and started marinating it. [laughs] go to your happy place. We are ready to unleash a great american century of prosperity and freedom. I m not crying, you re crying. [laughter] jesse: tim walz is a nervous wreck ahead of the vp debate. My [bleep] froze to the park bench! our first amendment stands as a major block to the ability to be able to just hammer it out of existence. Jesse: what the democrats are planning if kamala wins. Biden should dissolve the supreme court. Jesse: plus. . . Tickytocky, tickytocky, oi, oi, oi! jesse: homes underwater and over 120 dead after hurricane helene ravaged north carolina, georgia, and florida. So it is joe biden and kamala harris? the only leader to show up was donald trump. As you know, our country is in the final weeks of a hard
[cheering and applause] get enough, fair enough. All right, i will stay. But only for one drink. It is friday so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight to cast. His razors are the opposite of his act, not terrible. Comedian and founder of western razor company, david angelo. She says bless your heart before she rips you apart, cohost of the bottom line. He made his bones killed bad guys with drones, the national security analyst and fox news contributor! [cheering and applause] she went from having scabies to making babies. The bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: that s my favourite rhyme. Scabies and babies. That s accurate. Greg: awesome. Before we get to new stories, let s do this. Announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: time for leftovers where read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will just blame the blame the writers. Donald trump is doing a rally in butler, pennsylvania, last month the same
Alertmac now a category of four hurricane, boys to make landfall in florida and the next two hours. Things are getting very dicey, multiple states bracing for the worst, storm surge, heavy wind threatening the entire gulf coast and beyond. We will get to the monolog in moments but let s check in across city in florida, yeah, fox weather is robert rae, what is the latest? and things are deteriorating in a big way here, on the nature coast. And eminent landfall in the next two hours, the wind speeds just updated the national hurricane center to 140 miles per hour sustained. That is catastrophic, like you cannot even explain. It is coming in here in the dark night, we are beginning just the rain in the wind and it will just deteriorated more in the coming hours. Has already about 400,000 customers without power in the great state of florida, a state of emergency here across the entire peninsula, up into georgia. One of the biggest concerns after landfall is as a system tracks up into geor
Hannity, we are 43 days away from an inflection point for this country that is a 2024 election, early voting no underway in multiple states including pennsylvania, virginia and elsewhere and tonight i start with good news and a little bad news my good news first. Donald trump is performing very well in multiple new poles, university of mary washington survey shows that donald trump is deadlocked in the commonwealth of virginia, that s update biden winds by ten points. Meanwhile is a new york time siena bull has president trump up by five innards when i, four in georgia, two in north carolina on top of last week the atlantic journalconstitution had trump up three in georgia, georgia, north carolina must when states were donald trump. These were polls of likely voters which is typically more accurate than registered voters. But you have to keep this in mind. The new york times pulled traditionally skews left. In 2029 mack this very simple was off by five points in north carolina, five po
[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] yes, all right! yes! let not your be troubled. It is friday so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest. She has witnessed more fights than a cashier at a waffle house , charlie! [cheering and applause] greg: if it seems like he is judging you, that s his job, comedian vince august! [cheering and applause] greg: her husband tried to convince her that talking is bad for the baby. New york times bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: and you need sir edmund hillary to see if he has dandruff. New york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause] all right all right, all right. Before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg leftovers! greg: it is leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will by joe a pager from one of our jewish friends in tel aviv. [laughter] greg: terr