Is not being responsive. They're having a hard time getting the president on the phone. I think he's sleeping right now. Jesse: donald trump steps in while biden and kamala step out. I just went out and got a pork roast and started marinating it. [laughs] go to your happy place. We are ready to unleash a great american century of prosperity and freedom. I'm not crying, you're crying. [laughter] jesse: tim walz is a nervous wreck ahead of the vp debate. My [bleep] froze to the park bench! our first amendment stands as a major block to the ability to be able to just hammer it out of existence. Jesse: what the democrats are planning if kamala wins. Biden should dissolve the supreme court. Jesse: plus. . . Tickytocky, tickytocky, oi, oi, oi! ♪ ♪ jesse: homes underwater and over 120 dead after hurricane helene ravaged north carolina, georgia, and florida. So it is joe biden and kamala harris? the only leader to show up was donald trump. As you know, our country is in the final weeks of a hardfought national election. At a time like this, when a crisis hits, when our fellow citizens cry out in need, none of that matters. We are not talking about politics now. We have to all get together and get this solved. They have to have a lot of help down there. We look out for one another, we pull together, we pitch in, we persevere, and we pull it through. That's why today i have come to valdosta with large semi trucks, many of them, filled with relief aid and a tanker truck filled up with gasoline, which they can't get now. And we will be working to distribute it throughout the day. I just spoke to elon. We want to get started link hood up, because they have no commune kitchen whatsoever, and elon will always come through. We know that. Jesse: these are the thing presidents and vice presidents do, so what is the white house doing? have you reached out to president biden about federal relief efforts? no, i haven't reached out to him. I think he is sleeping right now, actually. Jesse: over 100 americans drowned, and biden spent the weekend at the beach. The hurricane, mr. President. Why weren't you and vice president harris here in washington this weekend commanding this? i was commanding. I was on the phone for at least two hours yesterday and the day before, as well. It's called the telephone. And all my security people. Jesse: the media was dogging joe all day about it. More resources in north carolina, knowing what you now, and here in washington and not in delaware? come on, will you? it's 90 miles from here, okay? i was on the phone the whole time working on that. The resources the question is not whether we get more resources. This is a list of every resource we are getting in. The question is how to get it in. Donald trump has accused both of you of ignoring he is lying. Let me get it straight, he's lying. Jesse: while biden was at the beach during the deadliest hurricane of the year, kamala harris was hosting fundraisers in california. Days later she posted a staged photo from air force two. The paper she is writing on his blank, and her earphones aren't plugged in. At least bush looked out the window flying over katrina. Trump went to georgia before biden and harris. Trump went to east palestine before biden and harris. Trump went to the porta before biden and harris. Trump spoke to laken riley's family before biden and harris, and he spoke to the afghanistan gold star families before biden and harris. They say 80% of life is just showing up, and biden and harris have their own jets. So it's their excuse? they can get anyone in the world on the phone in 30 seconds, but they won't even pick it up. Trump goes to you. Biden and harris hide from you. Trump shows you that he loves you. Biden and harris take you for granted. We all know people like that. Over the weekend, trump showed up at the biggest college football game of the season, georgiaalabama, and started slinging chicken nuggets. [crowd chanting usa] [crowd clamoring] [crowd chanting four more years] jesse: when they put him on the jumbotron, the stadium erupted. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting] i stupidly turned the game off in the second quarter because it was 210, but georgia came back in the second half and it came down to the last play. Clay travis was there with 45. Watch. Today we had kids, alabama and georgia. We gave them a kamala hat and a trump hat like they do and they decide where to recruit. Everybody we asked was putting on the trump hat. I think you're going to kill it with young kids, college kids, in a way you haven't before. Do you feel that momentum? well, we see it. We are up by like 30 points with the young people, so that's an honor. They see what happens. They're very smart, and look at the way she berated them. She said they're not smart. Much smarter than her, i'll be honest. I think we are going to do really well. There has never been energy like there is now, and i guess it is me, but you know what it is? it's also, when they look at what's happened to our country, our country is going bad. Our country is a very dangerous place, but we love our country, and we are going to turn it around and make america better, greater than ever before. Jesse: with the football game and the hurricane, trump is all over george's radar while kamala is in california with donors. Trump hitting the full spectrum of voters. He is that ufc fights, formula 1 races, golfing with bryson, doing podcasts with theo von, enthusiastically courting the youth vote, promising the american dream. Have you ever seen young americans go crazy for kamala? today she did her first podcast since joe got whacked. All the smoke, two former nba players from golden state. Listen. I am blessed to have any cable family and a couple friends. My best friend from kindergarten is still my best friend. That's crazy. Right? stacy johnson. That's dope. I love it. Leaves to go to the clubs in her seville. Jesse: kamala's best friend in kindergarten is still one of her best friend's? house that crazy? what's so funny? then kamala was asked about the coup. Look, from the time the president called me and told me he wasn't running, everything was in speedy, speedy motion. I was not sleeping so well. That one morning, i had a few hours of sleep, and i like to sleep. I got up and i just went out and got a pork roast and started marinating it. Time to work. Go to your happy place. And my family happened to be in town so they were very happy about the situation. Everybody was asleep and i just got up and started cooking. Jesse: barack and nancy staged a coup and kamala got up and started making pork roast. That's not what she told cnn. My family was staying with us, including my baby nieces, and we had just had pancakes and, you know, auntie, can i have more bacon? yes, i'll make you more bacon, and we are sitting down to do a puzzle, and the phone rang and it was joe biden. Jesse: this was the biggest phone call of kamala's life, and she can't remember if she was making pancakes or pork roast. Or whether her whole family was sleeping or eating bacon. It's like everyone is asking kamala what her alibi was when joe got smoked, and she's got a different alibi each time. Politicians can lie about a lot of things, but don't lie to me about food. Listen to kamala when she was asked about her plan for the economy. What is your economic plan moving forward for people who are living paycheck to paycheck and struggling for groceries and rent and homeowners? look, i grew up my sister and i were raised by our mother. We lived for a long time in an apartment on top of a child care center. That child care center was actually owned by a woman who lived two doors down from us, mrs. Shelton, who was, by all of our accounts and feelings, our second mother. She helped raise us. So she was a small business owner. I, from a child, knew who our small business owners are. Right? i mean, you are business leaders but you're also civic leaders. You take seriously your voice and how you can mentor, how you can grow communities, and the sense of community. I love our small businesses. So i have been responsible for billions of dollars more now going into our community banks, and they know who is doing good in the community, with the community wants. Jesse: why did she say community so many times? why? and she didn't even answer the question about making rent and groceries more affordable. She sounds like an actress playing a politician who can't memorize her lines. Can you even win the presidency with buzzwords? we are about to find out, because every interview she flops. The new york times says kamala is an effective debater, but when you throw her oneonone interviews, she often winds her way slowly toward an answer, leaning on jargon and rehearsed turns of phrase, using language that is sometimes derided as word salad, but might be better described as a meringue. Translation, it is all puffed. But the left is now saying the president's policies aren't important. We don't elect a president based on policies. We shouldn't. We should elect them for their character, because we don't know what's going to come up. Jesse: the president's policies aren't important? you just vote for anybody with good character? all right, so mr. Rogers should be president. We don't know what he believes about inflation or immigration, but it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood. Kamala covered up biden's decline, ducked her job as border czar, lies about trump all day, and doesn't even show up to help hurricane victims. Besides that, she's a nice lady. Ask her staff who quit. They'll vouch for her. Americans want results. This isn't a beauty pageant. The four years in office, we were doing good, absolutely good. You know, kamala, she's already in office and [bleep] done. Jesse: trump stealing the youth vote, doubling his support with hispanics, and now unions want to make america great again. Look at where kamala harris is today. She's only leading by nine points. That would be the worst democratic performance in a generation. Jesse: a michigan congresswoman, a democrat who is running for senate, says kamala is in big trouble there. I am not feeling my best right now about where we are on kamala harris in a place like michigan right now. We have her underwater in our polling. Jesse: donald trump is the lead now in the real clear politics electoral map, and would win the election if it were held today. But hillary is predicting an october surprise. You like in yourself to cassandra, the greek mythological figure who can see the future and the prophecies, that was never believed. What is something you see happening in the near future that we should be taking more seriously? i anticipate something will happen in october, as it always does. Jesse: trump senior advisor, jason miller, joined me now. We'll get to hillary in a moment. We have no idea what she's cooking up. When you have these hurricanes happen, these are usually things that unite the country. You get bipartisan support. Politicians go down there, they pray, they honor people, they help deliver the goods. Why was donald trump there and joe was at the beach house, and kamala in california? because it's important that we show that america still has a leader. We have someone, a president, former president and future president, who cares enough to show up and tell people that they matter to him, that it matters at their homes have been destroyed, that it matters that they've lost loved ones. That everything they own has been wiped out. For millions of americans, president trump is still the leader of this country. It's not joe biden. He's at the beach. It's not kamala harris. She's in san francisco at a fundraiser, raising money. The person who showed up, partnered up with franklin graham and samaritan's purse, fantastic organization, someone who is actively helping to raise money online for these victims right now, is president trump. We need a leader back in the white house. Jesse: they say you are playing politics with this. They are giving north carolina, georgia, florida, everything they need. Joe says he is managing everything from a hobo speech, because he has a phone. How do you react to that? joe doesn't even know what day it is, in fairness. How was he managing things while he's on the beach? that doesn't seem to make any sense. And kamala harris, i lived in the monologue where you pointed out at least bush looked out the window. But kamala harris, the only time she shows up for anything is to vote in favor of some recordsetting inflation bill or to open up the border. Otherwise she is completely awol, as well. I wonder who is running the country. We saw jill biden host a cabinet meeting, but we have to get someone back in there. Jesse, we are not going to have a country much longer unless we secure the board and turn the economy around. Jesse: she runs away from washington when netanyahu comes around, she runs away from the al smith dinner, she doesn't do press conferences, she's not on the ground in north carolina where she should be. As donald trump noticed that, that power vacuum? does he say, i'm just going to step in here? absolutely. The other thing, too, if i'm someone who lives in north carolina, if i'm someone who lives in georgia who is witnessing all this destruction, epic destruction, and kamala harris is yukking it up with a couple nba players on a podcast, not taking things seriously at all, she won't even fly back from the west coast because she wants to hang out with her rich liberal bull buddies in sentences go, it's offensive and a slap in the faceplate just as trump went to east palestine first, as he's done disaster res president, when he shows up, that he cares, he is actually leading from the front. If you can't show up to a disaster, especially when you are the sitting president or sitting vice president, it's a disgrace. Jesse: you have to explain that the community banks are in the community. [laughs] holistically speaking. She is unburdened. Jesse: very unburdened and she's from the middle class thank you very much. Johnny goes to oktoberfest. Can you speak a little german for me? 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Jesse: so kamala is struggling with half the country, and now bossing walz around, telling them to six trucks, eat doughnuts, and watch football. Timmy was at the michiganminnesota game saturday and hugged the go for a mascot like's has been returning home from war. Men should never act that way around a mascot. You throw a football on the sideline, you don't grope a man and a gopher seat. Haven't seen if you like that since we sent our producer to a furry convention. He climbed into the suite after for a photo op, cheering while everybody else was asleep. After the game, tim got booed out of the stadium. Listen. Get that [bleep] out of here! boo! [crowd booing] get outta here! jesse: tim hasn't done an interview since he held kamala's hand on cnn. The only time we really see him is when he's flailing like a stranded guy on a deserted island signaling to a passing plane for help. Just remember, men should never move their arms like that, even italians think it's also all so much. Night live is now mocking him. Come on out here, coach walz! [cheers and applause] hey, hey! [sustained applause] whoo! jesse: maybe its nervous energy, because tim walz is telling people he is just as nervous about facing j. D. Vance as he was the sunday afternoon in august when he warned kamala harris and his running mate interview that he was a bad debater. Maybe more nervous, according to multiple people who have spoken to him. I'm not sure what walz has to be nervous about. He's not planning on answering any of the questions at the debate. I heard he said to someone who asked, how is debate prep going? he said, look, i was trained as a teacher. As a teacher we are trained to answer the questions. We tell our students to answer the questions. That's not what this is. Jesse: as gutfeld said, walz is the first white dei hire. Kamala picked him just because he was an old midwestern white guy who checked the box. But he's more like that dopey dad that hollywood casts in sitcoms to make men look bad. Walz is a buffoon. I'm sorry. This guy's the only schoolteacher in america who brags that none of his students can get into an ivy league school. Hhas had one consequential interaction with our dana bash, who asked him about the fabrications of his own resume, and his answer was essentially me no understand where it's good he's a buffoon, he gets very little press. They don't let them talk to the press for a reason. Jesse: tomatoes debate to be the last debate of this election. Cbs is going to keep the mics hot and promises not to factcheck the candidates in real time. We will see. What impact will the debate tomorrow night have on this race? former counselor to president trump and host of fox nation's here's the deal, kellyanne conway. What impact will this have? they are lowering the expectations for walz the way they lowered expectations for harris. They know the two of them sometimes upstage each other because they are very unimpressive and inauthentic. So we have to be a little bit careful here. I believe the yale law school educated and trained j. D. Vance is going to prevail in that debate for a couple of reasons. The mainstream media and other democrats did a really stupid thing with walz. They tried to drown him and turned the spigot full blast. Drip by drip, but they said let's put it all out there and he survived. The opposite happened. He got bigger and bolder and stronger. The campaign said today that vance has done more than 100 navy's. That's what you need, the muscle memory, taking the tough questions, shagging the flies, not having necessarily the best day of understanding how to do it next time. Walz has been hiding out in the basement but in plain view. Trump goes to the alabamageorgia game, he would have thought he was the quarterback throwing the hail mary on the fourth down. So i have high expectations for j. D. Walz tomorrow and i think kamala is looking for someone to blame. Jesse: the set up for him to take the fall if she loses. I think that kamala picked walz for much the same reason that biden pick kamala. Let me pick 1 of 3 people in the country who can't upstage me. Most people would outshine them easily. She also thought that i think tim walz is also what most trumphating liberals in this country think a white guy from the midwest looks like. It's like, let's get people in the rust belt. We will have tim walz. He's one of them, yes, sirree. Meanwhile, president trump says, i think i'll park them in pennsylvania. And now trump's winning pennsylvania. Kamala will struggle with the union households, the catholic households. Anyone who touches and concerns fracking and cares about anybody in the energy industry. I asked president trump today, we interviewed for an hour and i said, the guy i know, you, is not going to be able to sit down after a 90minute vp debate and let that be the last word in presidential debates. You're going to say, when is our next one? and i hope he does that. Jesse: you think there's going to be another debate with harris? he said no but he didn't say totally know. That october 23rd 1, why not get back in there? trump is like, i told them, you are lake shohei ohtani. She is 1 for 1. Big deal. Jesse: he is ohtani and j. D. Is shacking flies. A lot of great baseball analogies. Dana perino is watching and has no idea what you said. Kellyanne conway, check her out on fox nation. What the democrats are planning if kamala wins. A full report next. Sing it adam! ♪ turbotax'll beat your price ♪ ♪ this is a taaaax breakup! ♪ this fall, switch to a turbotax live expert and we'll beat the price you paid your pro last tax season. 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The last time people had the opportunity to see a wouldbe assassin of a thenpresident, and similarly here, a presidential candidate and former president, was john higley jr. In 1982. To sit in the courtroom today and watch this man be locked in with the federal court officer in chains, staring intently at all of us, and he sat down, the judge asking him, do you understand what you're being charged with? and him saying yes, it was fascinating. Jesse: did he look. . . Happy? to he looked sad? what was his demeanor? frankly, he was staring at all of us, the press, with a very searching look, as if he was looking for something. I don't know what. He sat down, he did look over at the sketch artist at one point. It seemed that he may have smiled at the sketch artist, which is a little strange, but he certainly understood the charges. He pled not guilty. His lawyers asked for a trial by jury, which i would imagine will happen sometime after the election. But he was communicating with his lawyers, it looked like he hadn't taken a shower in a while, in the jumpsuit, and it was sobering. Jesse: he didn't look insane? you know what? he didn't, and i was expecting that, and when i was looking at him looking at us, i thought, ooh, this is somewhat eatery. This man doesn't look as deranged as i expected him to be. In fact, he looks somewhat normal, frankly. That's why it is helpful to be sitting in the courtroom and have this kind of firsthand perspective and be able to see for yourself. Jesse: he looked like a real operator when you look at some of the things he was talking about going in. Kerri, thank you so much. Facetoface with an assassin. Kamala won't tell us what your vision for the country is, but her democrat friends will. Hillary clinton wants to reprogram your brain by taking control of the media. The press needs a consistent narrative about the danger that trump poses, because, you know, people may still look at the danger and say, i don't care, it doesn't affect me, i'm going to vote for him for x light was he, okay. But at least people need to be woken up and given the facts about what he has done. Jesse: before you take over the media, you need to get rid of that pesky constitution. The new yorker asks if it is time to torch it. [laughs] john kerry would rather hit it with a hammer. Look, if people go to only one source and the source they go to is sick and has an agenda, and they are putting out disinformation, our first amendment stands as a major block for the ability to be able to handle it out of existence. What we need is to win the ground, win the right to govern by hopefully winning enough votes that you are free to be able to implement change. Jesse: now, the supreme court would probably not let you put the constitution in a shredder. But democrats say, get rid of them, too. Biden is still the president. No one seems to notice, but. . . [laughter] biden should dissolve the supreme court. Dissolve the supreme court? come on. [applause] on the president, like you said, and go home. Jesse: they clapped when she said dissolve the supreme court. So the same people who say trump wants to be a dictator, want to end three state , blow up the court. Trump joe to be dictator on day one. They're not joking. They want to be dictator for life. Listen to them. This is the party that wants to go into your home and take your gun, take your money before you sell your stock, and then ban the kind of car you want to drive. If you want to know how this ends up, look at the place kamala pretends to have grown up. Oakland, california. Every sports franchise left that city. The warriors, the raiders, the oakland a's. Kamala's heart is broken. Lets your feelings on all three of the teams out of oakland now? it breaks my heart. Remember, leased to have all of them. The best. We used to have all of them! and you just drive by that area, when i go to oakland, oakland airport, and just pass the colosseum, it is. It breaks my heart. Jesse: its policies like hers that are to blame. Progressive politicians turned california into a joke. Kids are transitioning behind their parents' backs, they are throwing homeless happy hours, free booze for drunks. Criminals are getting away with everything. Kamala killed the california dream, and if she's elected, the american dream is next. Clay travis is the founder of at kick. Com. Great interview, by the way, on saturday. Thank you. Till next he went all major sports franchises have left oakland, and she doesn't even understand why. What does that tell you? jesse, how about the fact that she won't talk to anybody but she decided to talk to a couple of retired nba players and talk about what flavor doritos she likes the best? and to their credit, they said hey, there's a lot of people struggling to make a living right now. What would you tell them? what is your plan? i really encourage everybody to go look at her answer to that question. It's not just when cnn or msnbc give her softballs. Even former athletes ask this question and she still can't answer it. Jessie, i'm glad you mentioned the interview, because i would encourage people to go watch it. I really believe that reasonable, rational football fans of america, men and women, are going to decide this election. If you look at georgia, north carolina, michigan, wisconsin, pennsylvania, nevada, and arizona, there are a lot of normal, rational, reasonable, commonsense people they are, and in the big 10 states in particular, i think they're going to turn their back on kamala when it comes 35 days from now and they all stand in the voting booth. I think trump gets it and that's why he was at the georgiaalabama game. Desperately, tim walz is trying to appeal to that group, the problem is jesse, you're a sports fan at least if the jets count as a franchise, and if i remember correctly. You know when someone's a fake sports fan, when they're trying to pretend at the office that they care about something they don't. That's democrats when it comes to football. And i really think republicans get it. It is a man's sport. A lot of women love it, too, and it's going to decide the election. Jesse: because gutfeld doesn't like sports but he doesn't pretend to like sports. He goes, did you see dikemba matambo died today? and that's fine, at least he is secure in that. When you hear democrats say blow up the court, shred the first amendment, and take over the media, that's much worse than anything donald trump has said. No doubt. And i'll give you a couple of predictions here. One, if you are a singleissue voter, you have to believe in the market place of ideas. Whatever you believe, he should have the right to argue it and we should end up with a better outcome. I'll give you a prediction. If kamala harris wins, she's going to try to arrest elon musk. I'm telling you, it's going to happen, and it is going to be a crucible moment for our democracy. But we can't let that happen. If you believe in free speech, if you believe in the first amendment, singleissue voter, you have to show up and get your vote in for donald trump. Because, jesse, this is important. They say he's going to be a dictator, they say he's a totalitarian. They try to call him hitler. When we all had covid happen, in march and april and may of 2020, trump could have taken complete dictatorial powers, and he deferred to governors and mayors. We know that he is not anything they claim. Jesse: well, if they try to come for musk, he'll just go off in the rocket ship. That's a nice place to hide outcome in space. Kamala can't find in there. Clay travis again, everybody. Check out his interview with 45 at the game on saturday. Coming up, what does oktoberfest think about ms. Harris? what does kamala stand for? i know she's from a middleclass family. Because everyone knows she's from a middleclass family. And i know she's standing. ♪ ♪ to duckduckgo on all your devie duckduckgo comes with a builtn engine, like google, but it's r and doesn't spy on your searchs and duckduckgo lets you browsel but it blocks cookies and creepy ads that follow youa and other companies. And there's no catch. It's fre. We make money from ads, but they don't follow you aroud join the millions of people taking back their privacy by downloading duckduckgo on all your devices today. ♪ ♪ jesse: the wolf of washington is back at it. Nancy pelosi and her husband, paully p, sold stock in visa earlier this summer. Big surprise. Visa stock took a big hit after biden's justice department slapped the company with an antitrust lawsuit last week. These lawsuits don't just happen overnight. Where they whispers on capitol hill that turned into pelosi pillow talk? we don't know. Nancy's spokesman says nothing fishy is going on here. Speaker pelosi does not own any stocks. Her husband does. And has no prior knowledge or subsequent involvement in any transactions. Trump wants an investigation. Why don't we get some ag somewhere, like in a republican territory, and why don't we get them to do a little investigation? sold the visa stock are you listening? they're probably turning off the cameras now. [laughs] the pelosis have been trading since the ipo back in 2008. Back then the media thought powerful politicians getting filthy rich off stocks was suspicious. I wanted to ask you why you and your husband, back in march of 2008, accepted and participated in a very large ipo deal from visa in a time there was major legislation affecting the credit card companies making its way through the house. Did you consider that to be a conflict of interest? i don't know what your point is if your question. Is there some point that you want to make with that? you don't think it was a conflict of interest or have the appearance of a conflict of interest? it only has the appearance if you decide that you're going to have to elaborate on a false premise. But it's not true, and that's that. Jesse: today they don't even ask those kinds of questions anymore, but we do. How does paul pelosi, a real estate guy, time the market better than buffet? nyc investing millions in volatile tech stocks like nvidi? he's 84. Usually they park their cash semisafe. They are not risking millions in the market. But when the pelosis invest, it never seems like a risk. They raked in over $30 million investing in tech between 2007 and 2020, and the next year pelosi had another huge windfall after buying $10 million in microsoft call options right before the company scored a $22 billion military contract. The pelosis are worth more than $100 million, and they didn't get it from nancy's speaker salary. ♪ ♪ johnny went to oktoberfest in brooklyn to find out if germans are for kamala. Watch. ♪ ♪ who is having a great time at oktoberfest? we all are! on a scale from pretzel to schnitzel, how twisted are you right now? schnitzel! very much schnitzel. Everybody is raving about the wienerschnitzel. What's that about? it's really [bleep] tasty. I've had it and it is 100%. I think that the hillary clinton thing. Thank you, anthony weiner. Can you speak a little german for me? eine bier! gutentag! tickytocky, tickytocky, oi, oi, oi! [laughter] they are laughing at! ♪ ♪ what is better in life then when you are ten beers deep? women. Can't say driving. Okay, paul pelosi. Dancing. ♪ ♪ boys look good but they look better ten beers deep. Looking good! ♪ ♪ here it is, what everybody's talking about. Let's try it. ♪ ♪ oh, my god. The germans really know how to do it. Please do not call him a fat pig. That's very disrespectful. Don't call him that. How drunk are you going to be on election night? it's a tuesday. I have to go to work. Obviously. So little joe biden. [snoring] what issue facing america is most important to you right now? finding my next beer. Taxes. Immigration. Getting a house right now is a huge issue. You go to your grocery store and you're looking for bud lights. How much is a case of 24 bud lights? you are a big dylan guy? what? cheers. Who do you trust to hold you up more on a keg stand, trump or kamala? none of them. Trump. The guy didn't flinch when he got shot in the head. I would give kamala my right leg. So you are fair and balanced. Kamala is my girl. She's my girl. Camela. It is kamala. Think of a comma and a la. What does she stand for? i don't want to talk about her. The k stands for cool. Freedom. How does she stand for freedom? the k stands for amazing. Immigration. She does stand for immigration. She wants everyone to come in. The letter m stands for i'm running out of words. There is no better word than stupid. I know she's from a middleclass family. And i know she's standing. ♪ ♪ jesse watters, he's missing out on all the fun. Sent me instead. What do you want to tell them? get the [bleep] over here! we are having a great time! get your ass down here! [counting in german] ♪ ♪ jesse: i hope johnny got a taxi home. More primetime ahead ahead. ♪ ♪ i love that my daughter still needs me. But sometimes i can't help due to burning and stabbing pain in my hands, so i use nervive. Nervive's clinical dose of ala reduces nerve discomfort in as little as seven days. Now i can help again feel the difference with nervive. Jesse: ellie and sophie are turning 13. I have teenagers. We will be celebrating their birthday right now. Here they are playing golf over the weekend. I think i part of that hole, not to break. Then we went to the jets game later, great hospitality over there, a great division. Jesse watched the iphone for quite some time into not getting to the game until the fourth quarter. To some texts. Debbie from kentucky, why is kamala harris cooking bacon and pork roast for her jewish husband? i did not even think about that. Dorothy for montana, you don't look like you are wearing peach lipstick anymore. I told you it was studio lighting. Dave from pittsburgh the studio that makes to show the man. Cannot say better myself, this is my new studio. [ ♪♪ ]