[ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth how is everybody doing . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get started. So, you guys, tonight we are foregoing a monologue. We are foregoing a monologue were going to get to a closer look a little later in the show i am im just going to admit it, im a little hung over i am hung over, because we did not tape the show yesterday. I spent yesterday afternoon day drinking [ cheers ] weve done that before on our show i day drank with kelly clarkson. [ cheers and applause i day drank with the Barefoot Contessa herself, ina garten and we did it again yesterday with the one and the only, rihanna. Take a look. [ cheers and applause seth hey everybody its time once again for day drinking and were really excited about this one, because im here with rihanna. Hi. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause here we go, cheers wait, wait. You have to look at me with your eyes this is what i call a prom date. Are we going
A guy can dream, said trump, with his two projectiles [ laughter ] reporters have found that a doctored version of the president ial seal was projected behind President Trump at an event earlier this week, which featured a twoheaded Russian Eagle clutching a set of golf clubs and a banner reading 45 is a puppet in spanish. [ laughter ] hmm. Somebody doesnt like trump and also speaks spanish . Busted [ laughter and applause according to reports, Rudy Guiliani is serving as President Trumps lawyer for free well, i think we can all agree he is worth every penny. [ laughter and applause thats right guiliani is serving as trumps lawyer for free. Well, actually, what trump said is, you can bill me all you want but i am never going to pay you. [ laughter and applause according to Campaign Finance records, indiana mayor, Pete Buttigieg has spent 300,000 on private plane travel, while Bernie Sanders just asked Spirit Airlines if they have a punch card [ laughter and applause every tenth flight