Show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Sarah Jessica parker, pete holmes and musical guest jack black featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city its Stephen Colbert applause . Stephen hey, everybody, please have a seat, everybody. Youre very kind. Hey, everybody, whats going on. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the late show, everybody, im your host, stefer encolbert, everybody, everybody, everybody is still talking about yesterdays unprecedented white house immigration, was it immigration bipartisan summit. Why did donald trump let them keep the cameras on . People are speculating that President Trump was just trying to show that he could do his job. I may not be a real president , but i play one on tv. Oh, im also the real president . Wow. Trump clearly considered it a success because today he did it again with his cabinet meeting. And listen to how he kicked things off. Welcome back to the studio. Stephen youre no
Show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Sarah Jessica parker, pete holmes and musical guest jack black featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city its Stephen Colbert applause stephen hey, everybody, please have a seat, everybody. Youre very kind. Hey, everybody, whats going on. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the late show, everybody, im your host, stefer encolbert, everybody, everybody, everybody is still talking about yesterdays unprecedented white house immigration, was it immigration bipartisan summit. Why did donald trump let them keep the cameras on . People are speculating that President Trump was just trying to show that he could do his job. I may not be a real president , but i play one on tv. Oh, im also the real president . Wow. Trump clearly considered it a success because today he did it again with his cabinet meeting. And listen to how he kicked things off. Welcome back to the studio. Stephen youre not
[ light laughter ] this brings us to a new segment, entitled, seth has to walk away for a minute. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ mumbling ] seth i mean what point at what point to just have some common decency . Some Human Emotion . [ laughter ] i mean announcer this has been seth has to walk away for a minute. [ cheers and applause ] seth in an interview yesterday, white house counselor, Kellyanne Conway said of hillary clinton, quote, we dont care about her. Nobody here talks about her. [ light laughter ] wow i cant believe conway has worked at the white house all this time and she still hasnt met this guy. [ laughter ] hillarys name is in his mouth more often than his teeth are. [ laughter and applause ] conway also said last night that President Trump realized there doesnt need to be a wall alongside the entire southern border, because, quote, there are rivers involved, im told. There are mountains involved. Also, people dont want to come here any more, because we have a bad president
Stephen welcomes Molly Shannon, Thomas Lennon and comedian owen smith. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater is new york city, its stephen colbert. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Please sit down, everybody. Sit, sit, sit, sit. You, down, thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. All week long, all week long President Trump has tried desperately to convince us that he is a stable, steady leader. He took questions, opened up a meeting to the press, met with foreign dignitaries, it was a nice act. But like many men his age he can on k long. laughter today, today, today he returned to the same unstable, reactionary president weve all come to know and know. This afternoon he was meeting to discuss immigration policy. Several of these lawmakers suggested lifting restrictions for immigrants from haiti, el salvadore an various african country, trump reportedly said why are we h
This brings us to a new segment, entitled, seth has to walk away for a minute. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ mumbling ] seth i mean what point at what point to just have some common decency . Some Human Emotion . [ laughter ] i mean announcer this has been seth has to walk away for a minute. [ cheers and applause ] seth in an interview yesterday, white house counselor, Kellyanne Conway said of hillary clinton, quote, we dont care about her. Nobody here talks about her. [ light laughter ] wow i cant believe conway has worked at the white house all this time and she still hasnt met this guy. [ laughter ] hillarys name is in his mouth more often than his teeth are. [ laughter and applause ] conway also said last night that President Trump realized there doesnt need to be a wall alongside the entire southern border, because, quote, there are rivers involved, im told. There are mountains involved. Also, people dont want to come here any more, because we have a bad president. Senator [ cheers