Leaves first question what is the name of the invisible force that holds us to the earth . President trump . Frankly, people still dont know all of the facts. No, we do know the facts. Weve known since the 1700s. Secretary tillerson, your answer . Im not going to deal with petty stuff like that. I wouldnt call it petty. Its the cornerstone of all physics. Back to you, president trump. When i make a statement, i like to be correct. I dont blame you, but you havent yet made one. Gentlemen, lets go over the rules. In order for us to assess your intelligence, you need to at least attempt to answer the question secretary tillerson, your answer in. I have answered that question repeatedly. No, no, you havent. Please, take a guess. I do not, and i will not operate that way. Both are morons but more importantly, were all screwed both are morons were all screwed its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, russias secret pokemon play. Plus, stephen welcomes conan obrien. And tig notaro. Fea
Featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 758. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Hi, how are you . Welcome, welcome, thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] new york city. Welcome, everybody. Well, heres what people are talking about. Theres still a lot of leaks coming out of the white house, saying that trumps really coming unraveled. I guess hes been Walking Around repeating himself over and over. [ laughter ] in response trump said that is totally false. [ light laughter ] and totally false. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not to mention, totally false. Did you guys hear this . Today trump said that he met with the president of the u. S. Virgin islands, even though he is actually the president [ laughter ]
[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Its too much already. Thanks. Please, sit, relax, relax. Welcome to [ cheers and applause ] thats very nice. Thank you. All right, sit, sit. Its embarrassing. Hey, welcome to the Howard Gillman opera house at the Brooklyn Academy of music. Isnt it fantastic thank you for having us here in brooklyn, new york. Thank you for coming out to see us. This is our third time in brooklyn. Last time we were here, you people asked, would we ever come back. And i said, only if you promise to open 2,000 new cold press you shops. And you did. Its especially nice to do our show here before they turn it into a whole foods store. [ laughter ] i was born here in brooklyn, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] i went to ps 236 on avenue u and did my first major drug deal outside the alexandra. Its great to be back. Do you like our set, by the way . [ applause ] this is a special set built specially for you
[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Its too much already. Thanks. Please, sit, relax, relax. Welcome to [ cheers and applause ] thats very nice. Thank you. All right, sit, sit. Its embarrassing. Hey, welcome to the Howard Gillman opera house at the Brooklyn Academy of music. Isnt it fantastic thank you for having us here in brooklyn, new york. Thank you for coming out to see us. This is our third time in brooklyn. Last time we were here, you people asked, would we ever come back. And i to open 2,000 new cold press you shops. And you did. Its especially nice to do our show here before they turn it into a whole foods store. [ laughter ] i was born here in brooklyn, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] i went to ps 236 on avenue u u u did my first major drug deal outside the alexandra. Its great to be back. Do you like our set, by the [ applause ] this is a special set built specially for you. Th there was a play going on h
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thats very nice. Welcome, welcome, hi, brooklyn thank you. Too kind, thank you for coming. Thanks. We are on the road, beaming into your heads from the opera house at the brooklyn academy. Please, its an opera house. Thank you very much. Was there enough bike parking for everyone tonight . This is our third time broadcasting from brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] you know what . A lot has changed since we were here in 2015. Williamsburg is the new murray hill. Bed sty is the new williamsburg. Tickets to hamilton are only 500 each now. I dont know if im going to make it to the end of the week. Ill be honest with you. My blood mozzarella level is like. 375 last night. I ate at frankies three nights in a row. My daughter yesterday, shes 3 years old. She asked if we can move here. She said can this be our home . [ cheers and applause ] we were sitting on the bed this morning. We had the window open and he a breeze came in and it smelled good. I said