Stephen welcomes Molly Shannon, Thomas Lennon and comedian owen smith. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater is new york city, its stephen colbert. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Please sit down, everybody. Sit, sit, sit, sit. You, down, thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. All week long, all week long President Trump has tried desperately to convince us that he is a stable, steady leader. He took questions, opened up a meeting to the press, met with foreign dignitaries, it was a nice act. But like many men his age he can on k long. laughter today, today, today he returned to the same unstable, reactionary president weve all come to know and know. This afternoon he was meeting to discuss immigration policy. Several of these lawmakers suggested lifting restrictions for immigrants from haiti, el salvadore an various african country, trump reportedly said why are we having all these people from [bleep] hole countries come here. Jon wow laughter tz sir, theyre not [bleep] hole country, for one, donald trurp isnt their president. applause m i right . I dont know. But thesident didnt just complain, he offered an all an alternative. He thinks the united staights should instead bng more people norway. You know what im saying . Nor norwegian pple . You kch my drift, people with blond hair who need a lot of sunscreen. You get what i am saying . Im saying im a racist . Are you getting that part . Is this on . But that wasnt the only packet of International Craze ray sauc. In anview with the the wall street journale reassured us things are going great with north korea saying, i probably have a very Good Relationship with kim jongun. L . That is definitely terrifying. How do you not know if you have a relationship with someone . Im married to she certainly is around here a lot. Now at one point donald trump said that north korea might be driving to drive a wedge between the u. S. And korea. But assured us that, i know morn being thats oh sir, you are a wedge. cheers and applause the simplest tools. laughter but Mechanical Engineering joke is what that is. But it wasnt all foreign wars, he also discussed wars inside the white house. When asked about whether his rift with steve bannon was permanent, trump said, i dont know what the word means. Its true, not even object permanence. Why peekaboo is so terrifying, where did mommy go. Shes hi ball. laughter trump also created some problems for supporters ofhe Intelligence Surveillance act. Remember that . They have tapes saying you do remember it. Today congress voted to reauthorize it but it was touch and go for awhile because a Bipartisan Coalition wanted to add an protect ic which is good. I dontan nsateningkp to everything i say. Thats alexas job. But Trump Administration just supported straight reauthorizeation with no changes. Yesterday got a statement from White House Press secretary and woman standing over a grave swearing the rest of the sorority to secretaryesee, Sarah Huckabee sanders saying the Administration Urges the hous to preserve the useful role fisa section 702 authority plays in protecting american lives. Because your life is important i mean theyre only halfwaythros what i call allen volumes one through 60. Jon a lot of volumes tz. Stephen statement from the p administration o t trump who tweeted has spoke on controversial fisact. That mayae discredited and phoneysier to so badly sur vail and abuse the Trump Campaign by the Previous Administration and others. Ght does that mean, what . Jon you got it. Stephen are you asking the Previous Administration and others . Just others . Well, that certainly narrows it down. Theyre all spying on me, obama, crooked hillary, big foot. laughter ted cruzs dad. Look, call me crazy, but i amal. Naturally cheers and applause . Stephen mentally ill. We got huge fans of Mental Illness here tonight. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I cant believe you t security. Naturally republics in congress freaked out, so two hours later trump acted like two hours pass. With that being said, i have personally directed the the unmasking process since taking office a vote is about Foreign Surveillance of foreign bad guys on foreign land. We getd it. Get youre the only tweeting a debate with yourself that youre losing. laughter what are you talking about . What isnt trumps only tool for spreading confusion. Yesterday he held a joint press conference with norwegian Prime Minister and office gal erna solberg, the president opened by celebrating an aircraft deal with norway. In november we started delivering the fir f52s. And f35 fighter jets. Stephen all right, big sale. The only problem with the u. S. Selling norway the 552s is that aircraft does not aughter yeah, that is how good our Stealth Technology has gotten. Were making planes we cant see. Now the president probably just misspoke or as he calls it, spoke. Although there is a chance he was talking about the f52, a fictional aircraft that feature prominently in thel duty video game series. Jon wow. Stephen could be. A good sigt wants to use video game weapons. All right, generals, if north korea attacks,e hithe with a turtle shell. Grab the princessnd then warp whistle the hell out of there. Ot of f52s soon to counter a thre. The American GeneralRobert Mueller told his marines based in norway there is a war coming. A big ass fight. Stephen yes, a big ass fight, a real fjording throwdown against some total oslos. Thats kind of a scary statement from an American General. But dont worry, president trums answer. When will that war come. Maybe he knows something that dont knee. Stephen and if he does, please dont tell me. He might be throwing me a surprise war. No spoilers. laughter t when trump was asked if he would be willing to sit down with an interview with Robert Mueller. Again, john, there has been no kollusion between collusion between the Trump Campaign or russns or trump andans. When ty collusion and nobody has found any collusion at any level, itemelyou would en interview. Mu interview trump in anuld investigation about trump . I mean watch any cop show. Me, sir, the lab found blood stains in your car. I have zero questions. Youre free to go. laughter but the president didnt seem worried about this russia investigation. He barely even mentioned it. No collusion. No collusion. No collusion. Can i only say this, there was absolutely no collusion. No collusion. No collusion, Everybody Knows it. Teehe old goebbels quote, if you repeat a lie often enough itecomes true, then again im azi so maybe dont take advise from me. Weve got show for you tonight. 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Stephen welcome back, everybody, say i had to jon batiste and stay human right over there, everybody. applause . Know, jon, one of my favoritehi this show is confessions. Jon oh yeah. Stephen and with 2018 now, were about to do our first confessions of 2018. Anybody, speaking of the catholic church, anybody catch pope francis new years day be. He called for global peace and for kindness toward the worlds refugees. And he also urged all of us to dump lifes useless baggage. We want to holy father but hes in office until 2020. Of course you know applause its no secret, as i said, im a catholic. Im a bad kit lick, the most common kind. laughter for instance, iy ever get to church on sundays but im going to binge watch all the masses over my next greak. Now what i miss most of all is confession. So if you dont mind i would like to confess to you my audience, you wont tell anybody, right . Of course not stephen great. This is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. applause . Stephen standard disclaimer, i dont know if these are technically sins but i do feel bad about them. Okay, i will be right back. Forgive me, audience, at my friends new Years Eve Party i screamed, tonight were going to party like its 1899. Then released farm animals and cholera. laughter . Stephen at our office party, i took my pants off in the elevator. Then pushed all the buttons in the most inexcusablable way possible. laughter . Stephen sometimes, sometimes, audience, i like to pull the fire alarm to drown out the sound of the fires i start. Ught a ton of cute holiday wrapping paper with polar bears on it and now im worried i wont b before they go extinct. Yeah, i agree, thats why i am confessing it to you audience, i got those adult coloring books cuz i thought adult meant they would have naked people in them. I bought a lot of peach laughter i never launder my towels. I just showered. I believe im cleaning theby run audience, when someone invites me to a party and i say i have other plans, my plans are notgo. applause plaws when i visit my relatives, i always leave with more iphone chargers than i came. laughter im going to open a store. There are things in my refrigerator older than my refrigerator. laughter sometimes, sometimes, audience, i like to spend the day in a comfy bath robe watching ellen, or at least i did before she got the restraining order. laughter forgive me, audience. We forgive you stephen thanks, well be right back with Molly Shannon. applause thit works with smart lights, smart plugs, and over 1,000 other smart home devices. Which is. Just smart. Like instead of always turning on the Garbage Disposal by mistake, just say, hey google, turn on the kitchen lights. Or that moment you realize, oh no, the iron hey google, turn off the bedroom plug. You can even say, hey google, make it cooler. But then your wife can say, hey google, make it warmer. Its Google Home Mini and the rest of the google home family. 00 deaths in america last year. We need to stand up and say enough. The only way this problem is going to be solved is if we raise our voices. Choose help over helplessness, hope over hopelessness. Make sure that the lives weve lost will not have been lost in vain. Addiction is a disease. When you ask for help, help is there for you. Stephen that song takes me back. I needed it. Jon oh yeah. Stephen hey, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the late show, you know my first guest from her six seasons on snl and playing many memorable cars including superstar, Mary Katherine gallagher, she now stars on hbos divorce. Long weekend, on vacation. I was thinking something bigger. We could do that meditation safari weve always wanted to do. Im going to retire. Dianne. Say something. Great. Stephen please welcome Molly Shannon. applause im excited to be here. applause so cool. Stephen hey, im so glad you are here. Thank you. Stephen i have wanted to talk to you for years im such a big fan of yours for so many years now. Im a big fan of yours im so nervous to be here. Stephen why, you are an old pro. Thanks. Stephen i mean not old pro. I didnt take it that way. Stephen showbiz term, you are are a hand at this. Thank you, its funny though when you havent done Live Television for awhile. I still get really nervous. I forget like how your heart pounds, you forget about that for some reason. Stephen yeah, well now mine is. I had forgotten about it until you told me just now. First of all, i just want to say, i love, i love stupid things for the same of them just being as stupid as you can make them. You and will ferrell did something just wonderfully stupid on new years day. Tell the good people what you two did. Thank you, stephen. Will ferrell and i hosted the rose bowl parades accord and tish and we had so much fun doing it. It was drk dsh it was thrilling. Stephen but and for no other reason like it wasnt in support of some other thing. No. Stephen you arent making a movie with theetion characters, you just where did it come from . It was just for fun. I think. Stephen but you didnt tell the viewers. At it was a joke. No. Stephen and some of them were not happy. Is that right . Yes, i heard about that. Stephen yeah, well i dont know if you have seen this but you got this amazing amazon reviews because it was on amazon prime, amazon prime, could you watch this right here, if you look at this. Okay. That is how many people liked it. That is how many people hated it. And everybody in between was really confused. I absolutely loved it. Can we do we have a clip of this . Show the people what we are talking about here. Coming now. Dont go crazy, cord. I cant help it it is the mayor of pasadena, carry tornak. Carry tornnabbing. Carry tornabbing. Carry tornak, having a pint of beer with you in the pub later. Carry tounnak two hours, two hours. Stephen i just asked how long you did that. Two hours, stephen. Stephen two hours of that in character. In, ka, it was a little hard. I was like oh, i hope i dont get in trouble or Say Something bad. Stephen can you get in trouble for saying something bad on am glorntion you can do anything there. I dont know. Stephen i will read you one of the reviews. I wish i didnt have to give this any stars. The two hosts needed to be placed in a psych ward some place. I was so disappointed in the coverage. One, because of the hosts and second because they didnt show all the floats. So anyway, much respect for not telling anyone what the hell was going on. Thank you, thank you. Stephen now age then you have done so many characters over the years. Mary katherine gallagher, obviously. Tera rialto, the schwety balls. Sally omalley. Yes. Stephen now you have always done characters . Because i have a suspicion you have because we got yes, that s. Stephen how old are you. That was when i was probably nine or ten and that is one of my best friends that i grew up with. Stephen nine or ten going on 45 right here, there you are. This is you right here. Yeah, we would always do characters growing up. And she was the girl who first told me that she could picture me in the movies. We saw this Robert Altman movie called nashville and karen black had a southern accent and she was singing and she said can i picture you being in the movies, we were like huck finn, and tom sawyer i go you could. I could pick picture you in a southern accent in the movies, we would have conversations like that. Stephen where did you grow up. Cleveland, ohio. Stephen did you have a sense of how one would go be in a movie. No, not at all. But my dad was like my momma gypsy rose. He was like, you go in, when are you out in hollywood you go into those talent agents and just tell them hey, hold the phone, i got talent. Like he he had real like old timey advice. Stephen how one of watch was your dads name. Jim sweetest. He was a dapper dresser. And he was Irish Catholic. He was a recovering alcoholic. And he was just like, he took a real interest in people. And he was just the best. I adored him. Stephen now no, this kid who how old were you. I was like ten. Stephen about ten, smoking a camel straight. Yeah. Stephen so kids who like actor kids, kids doing characters like this with cigarettes might be a little bit of a handful and your dad was a single dad. Did you make life hell for him when you were a teenager. He did have a hard time, because he had to take us to school and cook and clean the house and we get worried about getting behind in the cleaning. So he, this is before he got into recovery. He would take speed, went to clean the house. And he used to take. Stephen on a thursday night. Thursday night we just pop a little dexamil because we be so behind in the cleaning and it was a combination of an amphetamine and trang lyzer, a perfect combo. Stephen yin yang. Kind of speedy but calm, so then he would just clean and clean and he would be like oh daddy is cleaning. And he would still be cleaning and my sister mary and i would go to bed and the sun would be rising and she would come in my room, she was like daddys still downstairs cleaning slarm and then we went down to the basement and he would be folding laundry with a cigarette in his mouth, a speed freak like, folding laundry. But then the house was Sparkling Clean and he would play judy gar land music like swanee how i love you, how i love you. And the house was clean, after it was clean he played judy garland. Stephen okay. And then we would celebrate. Stephen i think judy garland had some of your dads pills too, by the way. Yeah, yeah. Stephen dont know. Yeah. Stephen so okay. So you grew newspaper an Irish Catholic home. Very catholic and irish like you. Stephen yeah, yeah. My dad was the youngest of ten. Stephen youngest of 11. It is great to be the baby of the big family. Yeah. Stephen how catholic are we talk smg are we talking daily, commun, ca, daily nofinas, nuns. Very catholic, so catholic that when i played barbie dolls i would have catholic scenarios, i would have confessionals for the barbies and one christmas i got a stretch armstrong doll and i was like he will make a perfect priest, hes so big and stretchy i would make the barby father, forgive, father armstrong, forgive me for i have sinned. And they would, so i had sexy catholic sceb arios. And scenarios. Stephen that is extremely catholic. Stephen father what a waste. But then yeah, and my dad was very catholic. He went on a retreat once, a recovery catholic retreat and he came back and we would be ordering takeout at manners, the local dinner he would go get our burgers for my sister mary and i go and while you are waiting in the car say hail maries. Eh that is too catholic so just like that. Stephen hail mary makes a great appetizer though. Yeah. Stephen it was so lovely to meet you. Selfen, thank you. I am so happy for all your success and a true honor for me to be on your tferlings show. Stephen thank you for being here. Yes. Stephen well, divorce return this sunday, on hbo. Molly shannon, everybody. Well be right back. Molly shannon, everybody. Well be right back. With Thomas Lennon. applause with hyaluronic acid it plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. For supple, hydrated skin. Hydro boost. 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En, my next guest tonight is a comedian who has starred in everything from reno 911 to Lethal Weapon on fox. Please welcome Thomas Lennon. applause stephen hello. Hi. Stephen nice to see you. So good to see you, sir. Stephen now i found out something right before you walked out here. Let me see if i have this correct. You know Molly Shannon, are you friends. I know molly quite well. She lives around the corner from me. So some days you will just look out she will be on the front lawn like on her cell phone and things lake that. But once molly and i actually saved the life of a squirrel. Stephen why did you need to save the life of a squirrel, who was threatening it . A juvenile squirrel, stephen baby squirrel. A baby squirrel, a youngest, nile, starts coming down the street towards us. And im assuming it was because were nam us fame us. Famous. Tanned is like how can i get both of them at the same time, what are the odds of this, it is crazy, i got the guy flt shorts and the armpit one, this is nuts. Here they are both are. Squirrel comes up and we dwe side were going to save the squirrel if there is one thing we can do, is save the life of a squirrel. Stephen wait a second, what about the squirrelded to be saved . All have i heard so far is a squirrel walks towards you. It might have just wanted an autograph, i dont know you but it seemed, it seemed in distress. Stephen what about the squirrel. The squirrel seemed very in distress t was approaching have you met you have juvenile squirrel in distress. Stephen i have attempted to save a squirrels life before. Its a trick, a real trick. Stephen sometimes doesnt work. A penny for all the failures of jawfer nile squirrels weve tried save. Now what will happen is a juvenile squirrel, this is totally true, a has lost its parent or cant feed itself will go, find a human and approach it, especially if it is a celebrity or a comedian, semly comedians they can smell it. Stephen yeah. But the squirrel will approach humans to get rescued because they know that you will look after them. So Molly Shannon distracted the squirrel for a little while. I went home and trap. Now. Stephen you had a squirrel trap. Now it gets sticky. Here is where okay, here is where i get wrapped around the wheel. Will you say tom, why do you have a trap. Ause sometimes you got to trap stuff. Stephen did you gw up in appalachia why do you have a squirrel trap. Steve, we had a litter of oppossums under the house. I was trapping them and take them to the park. Stephen yeah, really. Vus for the day and then i would bring them back, yeah. laughter . Stephen good dad. I just take them up. We go on the car sell and stuff. Stephen sure. You know what i am talking about. Stephen sure. So i have been trapping some mar superyals at the residence, taking them on excursions and such because im a soft hearted type. Stephen yeah. Now i go back, do you some schtick for the squirrel,. Stephen tight ten. And shes got good energy. Stephen absolutely. So she distracts the squirrel. I run back to the residence, get one of my good old opossum traps and we are able to trap this squirrel. Turns out it is severely dehydrated. I took it to like there is a squirrel doctor in the valley. Stephen where do you live . That has a squirrel doctor. Hes a little bit of a drive. And the thing about the doctor he is not a regular medical doctor at all. Stephen not a vet. Is he actually a guy that had a really big wall fall on his head one time, he is like i cant do that any more so now im just a doctor for squirrels. laughter but i was able to find i looked up the guy. Stephen have i so many questions, every sentence you say mystifies more than informs. Now im. Stephen lets catch up. Now im spinning plates, Molly Shannon doing schtick, a juvenile scwir knell a trap, im on the phone with a guy who has had a wall fall on his head who is not okay any more and tells me very early in the thing, im not a doctor, just so you know. Im very heavy thing fell on my head. And they said i cant do that any more. So the scwir sell fine. Is the end of the story. The squirrel the squirrel did great. Stephen wow, i feel like a wall just fell on my head. Yeah. Stephen what did they do, gave it a cup of water and the squirrel was fine. Have you see, you have never successfully saved a squirrel. Stephen have i not. The secret is you have to the dehydrated squirrel, the not a doctor squirrel doctor out in the valley, you have to inject them. He injected him with some sal even and the squirrel perked up and looked around and it was like. Stephen maybe it wasnt saline. Remember, not a doctor at all, something very heavy fell on his head. Stephen now you are youve got a new netflix movie called a futile and stupid gesture. Yes. Stephen im fation natured by the idea of the movie. It say movie about the origins of the National Lampoon, which was a sort of Ground Breaking comedy magazine which then lead to, they made a lot of films, National Lampoon, also saturday night live sort of, a lot of the writers generated from that. So but the film is on netflix january 26th. And it is a lot of, it is interesting because theres a lot of comedians and people you know playing other comedians and people you know. Stephen who do you play . My favorite was henry beard. Henry beard is played by donald gleeson. Doug keny is will forte. Joe mchail is chevy chase, Natasha Leone and ann beat es and i play a i never was lucky enough to meet him but the first head writer of snl Michael Odonoghue. Stephen i met him once right before he died. He died young, im afraid. But he was an absolute crazy genius. Stephen what were those early days like at the lampoon. Were they chaotic. It seems really, really intense from i read a bit about Michael Odonoghue and he was an intense figure. And i know that he wrote something, he was once discovered in the film, he wrote something so provocative in the National Lampoon but he was mailed dynamite, someone mailed him dynamite with his name like as a fan letter, dynamite, jerk. And he thought it was hilarious. He was that kind of guy. Stephen he wrote a sketch that he brought us to at a show called x57. He brought a sketch to us to see if we wanted to do it, this is when we met him in the sketch it was a man strapping on body armour and taking a semiautomatic weapon and going out to a town and just killing everyone by shooting them right in the cheses. Shooting everybody right in the chest and not a single joke in t shooting everybody in the chest and he gets back to his house and everybody who has been shot gets up and starts kissing each other. He turns around and he has little angel wings, hes you can pid. Cup i had but with a machine begun. Stephen we didnt to tell him we werent going to do it. Yeah, thats. Stephen it was so great to see you, plesh. Pleasure to bely. Stephen good luck with the squirrel. Thank you. Stephen a futile and stupid gesture is coming to netflix january 26th. Well be right back with comedian owen smith. You must take your taxes pretty seriously. Im a serious guy, margaret. H r block more zero lets you file online for free, even if you itemize deductions. Get your taxes won. Charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. 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Stephen hey, welcome back, my next guest is a standup comedian making his Network Television debut, please welcome owen smith applause all right, wow. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, so i am married. Sorry ladies. laughter i got married later in life is my wife is older. She not older than me, shes olt my wife would be. Like my ego wanted one in her 20s, you know, cuz its easy to impress a woman in her 20s. All you need is a place with two bathrooms. Are those two bathrooms, oh, you a baller, flush flush, who is you. But girls in their 20s be like i want you to be faithful, and have a six pack. You need to choose. laughter im not working that hard for just you. I needed to hop up a decade to find my person. I needed me a woman with ailments. laughter i needed a def yaited accept tum in my life. Septuin life. Doctor say its deviated. I see your it bathrooms. I fell for my wife on our second date, those ailments were real. We went for a walk and i remember she just yelled out, slow down, i dont have no cart ladge in my left knee, okay . I am in love. If she not on die all sis we might be a match. Fellas, im telling you, when you ready for a wife, i highly recommend women in their 30s. They know who they are. They live life a little bit so they got crazy stories. Then he locked me in the closet. laughter but the sexiest thing about them, sexy thing about women in their 30s is they have had their princess dream knocked right out of them. They are just a right amount of bitter. Hmmmm, whooo. If you meet a woman over 35 and single, im willing to bet that was not the plan. Yeah, single women over 35 have been lied to before. So she not going to believe nothing you say. Every time you talk you are going to feel like are you on law order. Are you going to be waiting to hear dumb dumb at the end of all dum dum at the end of your sentence, my wife didnt trust my hello when we first met, hey, beautiful, how are you doing. Huhuh, you dont know me yet, talking about hi. She was suspicion of everything. When we were dating it was raining outside. I came in the house wet from the rain. Hey, baby. Huhuh, why you wet . Whats all this right here. Baby, its raining outside. Just checking. laughter who lied to you about the weather before . Who tricked you about outside, baby . Its just outside. Dont worry about all that. Again, before we were dating, i live in los angeles and hi a gig here, right. She wanted me to call her as soon as my flight landed, you know, for the checkin. I did it too hey, baby, im in new york. And i found myself in this weird section with all the husbands doing it. Yep, we made it, yep, were safe. Call from you the hotel then, 45. Turning on location services. laughter then she goes you in newtyork. Yeah. Huhuh baby, im here, then take a picture with the paper. Latch laughter what . Find a newspaper, take a picture with me text it to me. I like new york newspapers. Dont they do that with kidnap victims . I never heard nothing like that in my life so i asked a married dudes, woe, what should i do. You better find a paper. Like we became a team, i dont even know these dudes, they took my camera phone, showed me how to stand with the paper. laughter one dude kept yelling point at the date, point at the date laughter they took my picture, i text it to her, i called her like it was a nasty pique, like yo, you get my pages. Thats all me right there. Yeah, i got t you think im stupid or something, owen . Do i look like booboo the fool to you, is that what we are doing. The new york times. I asked you to sen me a paper to prove you in new york and you send me a National Newspaper . Well, what youwant . If you really in new york, i want the daily news. 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