at the border, power outages said to be coming. and of course the russian invasion of ukraine which just added $40 billion to america s tab. we could debate whether any one of these items is truly the fault of the president. but the reality is they are all unfolding on his watch. and here come the midterms. typically the party in the white house sees the loss of two dozen of its congressional seats. this year democrats seem headed for much worse. there just aren t enough ultra maga doug mastrianos that could allow focus next november to be taken off this national funk. a few an moreent tkweurgzs to be sure, but too few to stop the tidal wave in the forecast. americans are really feeling the pinch with inflation at a 40-year high. until recently, there had pwhrpb some consolation for the 58 million americans in the stock market because it was still doing well. but that s no longer the case. this week the s&p and dow had historic down days. friday the s&p 500 briefly fell into
Thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank for your underwhelming response. Happu for y monday, everyone. Y d lets do some jokes. Donald trumps ex attorney, cohen, took the stand today in the hush money trial. We dont have Footagtodae Becaun cameras arent allowed in the courtroom. In the cou of cohenaget leaving and having lunch with your. Meanwhile, also in new york. The new play, coproduced by hillary, is bombing on broadway. [ all right. Yeah. And like her husband, bill,t shes not very good at filling seats. Do you know what that means . I dont. According to a shocking new study, many patientsaccordi on life support actually recover. So there should never be a rusah to pull the plug. Finally, some good news ford joe bidenen. In an from 2018 reveals that actress Stormy Daniels maw y be lying on the stand about her sexual encounter with donald trump. He encouleaving her with egg onr face or something similar in the interview. Intervie daniels insisted it wasnt a me too situ
[ cheering and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Greg inc. You for your underwhelming response. Happy monday everyone, lets do some jokes. Donald trumps exattorney Michael Cohen took the Stand Today And Hush Money Trial period we dont have footage because cameras arent allowed in the courtroom that we have footage of cohen leaving and having lunch. Greg the new play coproduced by Hillary Clinton as bombing on broadway. [ applause ] greg unlike her husband bill shes not very good at filling seats. Do you know what that means . I dont. According to a shocking new study many patients on life support actually recover so there should never be a rush to pull the plug. Finally some good news for joe biden. In an interview from 2018 reveals that porn actress Stormy Daniels may be lying on the stand about her sexual encounter with donald trump. Leaving her with egg on her face or something similar. [ laughter ] greg in the interview daniels insisted it wasnt a me to situation but
They say there is no case here. But we have a corrupt Attorney General that tried to make a case. Thank you very much. [indiscernible] mr. President , do you believe in karma . John the president walks away after speaking to cameras outside the courtroom there in manhattan, the former president insisting its a witch hunt, he did nothing wrong, that maralago was undervalued by the judge, which a lot of people would say at 18 million hes got a case to say that it was undervalued. This is going to go on for a long time. We may be hearing from the former president a lot in the days and weeks ahead. Gillian you heard him sort of tripling down, same Talking Points over the same strategy, messaging over the last two days as well, reiterating his claim maralago should be valued at closer to 1. 5 billion. John and adding the new wrinkle some republicans are floating his name for Speaker Of The House. Something well get into a little later on. Gillian i would not wish on my worst enemy. That the
[cheers and applause] greg: yes, i agree! i agree! happy wednesday, everybody. so every now and then you see something that captures why things everywhere seem to be falling apart these days. no, not just that i m talking about a theory called chesterton s physicians. the rule is never destroy a fence change a rule or do away with a tradition until you understand why it was there in the first place. i would also add removing a breast implant. wow, dead crowd tonight, huh? tyrus: not a lot of breast implants. greg: that s good advice on par with don t poop where you eat which is why joe biden no longer has lunch in the oval office. you don t deserve that joke. but chester top s rule goes to the heart of all this chaos. many social constructs that have held things together really come down to fences, metaphorical and literal. fences and rules packed by western values that helped preserve order and make for a good life. it wasn t perfect, but it was a hell of a lot better