[ cheering and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Greg inc. You for your underwhelming response. Happy monday everyone, lets do some jokes. Donald trumps exattorney Michael Cohen took the Stand Today And Hush Money Trial period we dont have footage because cameras arent allowed in the courtroom that we have footage of cohen leaving and having lunch. Greg the new play coproduced by Hillary Clinton as bombing on broadway. [ applause ] greg unlike her husband bill shes not very good at filling seats. Do you know what that means . I dont. According to a shocking new study many patients on life support actually recover so there should never be a rush to pull the plug. Finally some good news for joe biden. In an interview from 2018 reveals that porn actress Stormy Daniels may be lying on the stand about her sexual encounter with donald trump. Leaving her with egg on her face or something similar. [ laughter ] greg in the interview daniels insisted it wasnt a me to situation but
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