Dan no no, goldie, i do that. Announcer and this. Arte very interesting. But it stinks. Goldie if Shirley Jones married jack jones, shed be Shirley Jones. Horace and i did great in our Sex Education class, we were voted the most likely to succeed. Announcer laugh in was the smartest, sexiest, silliest show of the 1960s. This won all those emmys . Announcer it sure did. Because it was fresh, fast, and fabulously funny. [laughter] goldie i forgot my lines. Some people, dan. Announcer so get ready to laugh again with the biggest, best laugh in collection ever. Goldie [singing la marseillaise] we got to go to the party. Ok. Announcer you will join the party with dick and dan. You know a lot of countries on the Gold Standard . Yeah, who is on silver . The lone ranger. Announcer jo anne and ruth. Jo anne was there ever any really big man born in burbank . Ruth no, jo anne. Mostly just babies. Announcer gary, arte, judy. Goldie i may be dull, but im not dumb. Lily. Lily and now for a taste, w
A Police Car Set on fire, students urged to stay inside. Well have the latest. Those stories plus today exclusive. Bill oreilly joining us live for his First Television interview since his fox news firing. Toys r us files for bankruptcy overnight and snooze you can use. With the cameras rolling, my night of interrupted sleep as we shed light on a problem millions of americans face, today, tuesday, september 19th, 2017. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to today. Nice to have you with us on a tuesday morning. The Hurricane Season just seems relentless this year. And keep in mind as we take you through these storms well be talking about in a second, still nine weeks to go in the Hurricane Season. And let us bring you up to date at the moment. Two hurricane threats going on. Weve got maria charging into the Eastern Caribbean after tearing across dominica overnight as a dang
You know what happened sunday night. Im not going to get deep into it again tonight. I do want to Say Something to those who spent most of the day online attacking those of us who think we need to do something about the fact that 59 innocent people were killed. They say it is too soon to talk about it. Maybe it is too soon for you because nung your heart, you know you bear some responsibility for the fact that almost anyone can get any weapon they want and now you want to cover yourself until the storm of outrage passes. You can go back to your dirty business as usual. It is not too soon for us. Were americans. Last time i checked, the First Amendment is at least as important as the second amendment. So shame on you for suggesting i should do otherwise. President trump is headed to las vegas tomorrow. If it goes anything like his trip to puerto rico, im sure it will be great. He was in puerto rico today to survey the damage caused by hurricane maria. He brought his wife along. Trump ha
Those watching from las vegas. You know what happened sunday night. Im not going to get deep into it again tonight. I do want to Say Something to those who spent most of the day online attacking those of us who think we need to do something about the fact that 59 innocent people were killed. They say it is too soon to talk about it. Maybe it is too soon for you because nung your heart, you know you bear some responsibility for the fact that almost anyone can get any weapon they want and now you want to cover yourself until the storm of outrage passes. You can go back to your dirty business as usual. It is not too soon for us. Were americans. Last time i checked, the First Amendment is at least as important as the second amendment. So shame on you for suggesting i should do otherwise. President trump is headed to las vegas tomorrow. If it goes anything like his trip to puerto rico, im sure it will be great. He was in puerto rico today to survey the damage caused by hurricane maria. He b
This hour, this, oh, youve seen nothing yet. Well take things off the ground. Cuban bar act. Coming up in just a moment. I wonder if thomas will go up, too . Oh, lord. You know over cuba libra few years ago, cuban bar act. laughing . Got thrown off. Thank you both. People are sending in more Christmas Trees . Yes. Did you read the notes here from this woman who watches the show . Carol, we have the best viewers, thank you, car carstarphan old. Happy holidays, dear mike, stick them in your freezer and enjoy. Ps watch you and the gang every day, carol. These are little smaller than the other ones . Are they . I like these minis. You need mini ones. Well, dow. Well but thank you, carol, very sweet of you. Somebody also sent me a picture from walmart. Rows and rows of these things. The least favorite choice, mike, thats why there are row s and rows still left. Im blaming you two. Im sure you will. Sure you will. So, karen, earlier talking about there is we decided to start a new tradition,