To work after the weekend. And its been very successful. We were off for two weeks. And its interesting. When we left, we were busy reliving the civil war. Now were back with the good oldfashioned korean war. [ laughter ] who says were not making progress . Most of our staff went on vacation over did you go on vacation over the break . Guillermo yes, jimmy. Jimmy where did you go . I went to punta mita. Jimmy oh, mexico. Guillermo mexico, yeah. Jimmy and they let you back, huh . Gr guillermo of course. Jimmy thats good news. I worked. Were working on a chain of restaurants. Were planning to open 30 of them by the end of the year and more of them next year. Its a really good idea. Its called hot dog off a stick. We sell all beef hot dogs, no sticks. Theyre totally stickless. [ laughter ] and i dont want to jinx it. But i think theyre going to make me very, very rich. [ applause ] we thank you. By the way, pumpkin latte Pumpkin Spice latte season is happening now, which is great news. My
To work after the weekend. And its been very successful. We were off for two weeks. And its interesting. When we left, we were busy reliving the civil war. Now were back with the good oldfashioned korean war. [ laughter ] who says were not making progress . Most of our staff went on vacation over did you go on vacation over the break . Guillermo yes, jimmy. Jimmy where did you go . I went to punta mita. Jimmy oh, mexico. Guillermo mexico, yeah. Jimmy and they let you back, huh . Gr guillermo of course. Jimmy thats good news. I worked. Were working on a chain of restaurants. Were planning to open 30 of them by the end of the year and more of them next year. Its a really good idea. Its called hot dog off a stick. We sell all beef hot dogs, no sticks. Theyre totally stickless. [ laughter ] and i dont want to jinx it. But i think theyre going to make me very, very rich. [ applause ] we thank you. By the way, pumpkin latte Pumpkin Spice latte season is happening now, which is great news. My
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] im glad youre fired up. We have i will say i dont say this often. We have a really fun combination of guests tonight. Mike tyson and dr. Phil are here. And guess what . After months of speculation im proud to announce that tonight on this very stage they are going to fight each other. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] that would be something. Hey, this is kind of interesting. Do you know why they call him iron mike . You will never find a single wrinkle on his dockers. Theyre perfectly pleated at all times. [ laughter ] i dont know how many of you follow baseball. We have a new boston sports cheating scandal. Just as the patriots put deflategate behind them, the Boston Red Sox are being accused of stealing signs from the yankees using the apple watch. For real. The yankees made a complaint and Major League Baseball is investigating. Red sox batter
Jimmy hi, everybody. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Now, i hope you had a good weekend. I had a little did too much fun this weekend. We had a late night last night. The whole town closed down for the emmys last night and the parties after the emmys. Ive never done acid but i think i now know after going to an after party with sean spicer and rupaul at it, i understand what it might be like. I was invited to more parties last night than i did in all of high school combined. You go from party to party. Theyre all exactly the same party. Its a bunch of people dressed up, telling you you were robbed. Everyone not holding an emmy was robbed. You leave the p go to this part. You might as well stay at the one party. And theres a weird thing that goes on. People in hollywood do this is there are always waiters with trays of food. You are standing there talking to someone and a guy in a vest comes up with meatballs or taco shells filled with ra
Ill tell you. So last night on our show, i took a senator from louisiana, bill cassidy, i took him to task for promising to my face that he would oppose any Health Care Plan that allowed pele wh t preeoxisting conditions away, and any Health Care Plan that had an annual or pay out fordon how much they medicalul care. He said anything he supported would have to pass what he named the jimmy kimmel test which was fine, which was good. But unfortunately and puzzlingly, he proposed a bill that would allow states to do all the things he said he would not let them do. He made a total aboutface, which means he either doesnt understand his own bill, or he lied to me, its simple as that. So today it was a bad morning for senator cassidy. He and his cosponsor Lindsey Graham spent the morning. Leending the indeibnsfe th the senators had an interview with chris cuomo, cnn, and pulled the all comedians are dummies card. A new jimmy kimmel test called a lie detector test. Youre welcome to stop by the