Dan no no, goldie, i do that. Announcer and this. Arte very interesting. But it stinks. Goldie if Shirley Jones married jack jones, shed be Shirley Jones. Horace and i did great in our Sex Education class, we were voted the most likely to succeed. Announcer laugh in was the smartest, sexiest, silliest show of the 1960s. This won all those emmys . Announcer it sure did. Because it was fresh, fast, and fabulously funny. [laughter] goldie i forgot my lines. Some people, dan. Announcer so get ready to laugh again with the biggest, best laugh in collection ever. Goldie [singing la marseillaise] we got to go to the party. Ok. Announcer you will join the party with dick and dan. You know a lot of countries on the Gold Standard . Yeah, who is on silver . The lone ranger. Announcer jo anne and ruth. Jo anne was there ever any really big man born in burbank . Ruth no, jo anne. Mostly just babies. Announcer gary, arte, judy. Goldie i may be dull, but im not dumb. Lily. Lily and now for a taste, we go to the office of the governor. Thank you. [laughter] announcer goldie. Goldie los angeles, rescue, 51193. Youll have to speak up, miss. Goldie ok, los angeles. I want los angeles. Announcer the joke wall, farkle family, the Cocktail Party. Goldie, if you believe in something strongly enough, would you go on a Hunger Strike . Die no, i could not. I am on a diet. [laughter] my Church Welcomes all denominations. But my favorite is the five dollar bill. [laughter] say good night, dick. Good night, dick. Announcer wait, dont go away yet, the best of laugh in is just getting started. Dan say, goldie, my clock seems to be wrong. Do you have the right time . Goldie yep. [laughter] we are going to take a trip we are going to take the strain from your brain and tell it like it is what to do across the nation we have got the information in a way we hope will help you we just love to give you our views and ideas laugh in on ladies and gentleman, laugh in looks at the news heres dan hey, dan, whoa, dan announcer laugh in was groundbreaking. [applause] awardwinning. Its time once again for the flying fickle finger fake award. Te award. Announcer criticallyacclaimed. One of the 50 greatest shows of all time. Television has never be the same. Announcer before there was saturday night live, there was laugh in. Can i quote you on that . Announcer it poked fun at everything and every one and became the hilarious voice of a generation. Heres the truth about hollywood jews. Now, thats cute. Ruth there were a couple times that jo anne and i did stuff together, we were laughing so hard, we were crying. Well, if my dress bothers you, the engagement is off. [laughter] announcer some of the jokes had just the right bite. Jonathan my dear, you should not take a pill. Lily im taking it for my heart. Jonathan why do you need a heart pill . Lily because i forgot to take the the pill. I am really upset. . Why congress has done nothing to help all people. What are you talking about . I have got a friend who crossed a sheep with a porcupine. He does not know what he got, but if it sticks, i will not say it. Announcer other jokes were just good oldfashioned fun. Goldie my brother is a hypochondriac. People like that make me sick. Gentlemen, choose your weapons. [gunshot] this will be fine. Goldie mr. Michael caine, you are so quiet and subdued. Are all englishmen reserved . Michael caine no, as a matter of fact, im free tonight. [laughter] goldie you know what, thats too bad because i was going to invite you to dinner. Announcer laugh in had something for everyone. It was in color. Hi there, you little sweetheart. This is uncle al, hello , little friends, hello announcer and off color. Do you believe in the hereafter . Of course i do. Then you know what i am here after. [laughter] announcer the cast was big, wild goldie help announcer and full of fresh faces destined to become the biggest stars in hollywood. This could be my big break. Goldie and now peering into the world of tomorrow, the future and heres our head fuhrer. Don. [laughter] dan its dan, goldie. Goldie are you sure . Dan no, im dan. Tonight we will introduce one of the new members of our company, miss lily tomlin. How did you like the first show . Lily the thing that i cannot there was so much the thing that i really the people, like when big al picks up and he makes, you know, what is that, you know that whatever, he has all these and goldie, and she is so intelligent and more than that, i so enjoyed announcer laugh in kept us thinking, it kept us laughing , and it kept us together. Its only a dollar for a kiss. How many were you thinking of . [laughter] johnny hmm, 1 . Heres 2, forget you saw me. Now, for money lovers everywhere, this financially rewarding word. Announcer introducing, the best of rowan and martins laugh in, exclusively from time life. Goldie you aint seen nothing yet, folks. Announcer 40 hilarious episodes on 11 dvds from all six groundbreaking seasons. Its the biggest and best laugh in collection ever. Bet your sweet bippy. Announcer you will see the brilliant cast lily tomlin, ruth buzzi, rowan and martin. The guy said to me, did you take a bath this morning . I said why, is one missing . It was a joke. Cut it out, cut it out. Im a comedian, not a surgeon. Announcer goldie hawn. Hey, goldie. [laughter] goldie i was hoping this would be 100. [laughter] announcer you will hear the classic catchphrases. You bet your sweet bippy. Sock it to me. Announcer visit with the farkle family. Im frank farkle. Im fanny farkle. Im mark farkle. I am sparkle farkle. Were the farkle twins. Were farkles. Hi announcer and where else can you see arte johnson, diana ross, and Richard Nixon . Pres. Nixon sock it to me . Announcer from celebrity cameos, to stupendous sketches, this sensational collection is overflowing with faces. Famous faces. I dont want to do this. Announcer jack lemmon, debbie reynolds, jim conway. Tim conway. I see a president ial election. Oh boy. And on our show, too. Good, good, good. Shut up. Announcer now you can own the very best episodes of laugh in, hours and hours of entertainment straight from the vault, hand selected by the shows creators, including shows that havent been seen since they first aired, all on 11 jampacked dvds for just five payments of 19. 99. Thats just wonderful. Announcer no downloading, no streaming. They are yours to own, and you wont find this collection anywhere else. And if you call in the next 18 minutes lily one ringy dingy, two ringy dingies. Announcer well include a free bonus dvd packed with new bonus features. Including bloopers. Johnny carson this is the dirtiest show i have ever been on in all my life. [laughter] announcer highlights from the 25th anniversary reunion. Lily we laughed more than i have ever laughed with anything i have ever done. Announcer and interviews with all the major players. Lily i developed that next year on laugh in. Lily my name is edith ann and im five years old. Announcer plus, you will have a rare original pilot episode so you can be a part of the moment of magic began. Welcome to televisions first laugh in. Announcer and if you order now, well also include a special gift from time life, laugh in memories, a rare photo book, a colorful 32page book filled with rare cast photos, rare memorabilia and unforgettable jokes. With this exclusive offer, you will own over 38 hours of entertainment youll flip for. Flip wilson you say you want more for the money. You say you want something new, fresh, and exciting. Well, i tell you what i am going to do. Announcer and we will ship it to you absolutely free. [laughter] announcer your satisfaction is guaranteed. Goldie i know youll like it. Announcer if you dont laugh yourself silly, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. So dont tiptoe, run to order the best of rowan and Martins Martins laugh in. Tiny tim tiptoe through the tulips with me announcer 40 hilarious episodes, including the rare pilot episode, plus the free dvd of exclusive extras. Thats 12 dvds and the memory book all for just five payments of 19. 99, and well ship it for free. Goldie thats a lot better. Announcer operators are standing by. Lily a gracious good afternoon. Is this the party to whom i am speaking . Announcer order now. Goldie and carol the lights seem a lot brighter and bigger i always have to whisper men, i still prefer them blondes arent necessarily dumb announcer laugh in was a starmaking machine. Lily goldie, i worked with you last year. Im lily tomlin. Goldie oh yes, youre the dumb one. Announcer launching famous faces left and right. George any work with goldie hawn was one of the most sought after jobs on nbc. [laughter] goldie oh, george. For a minute, i thought you guys had changed. What am i supposed to do . Dan tell them im going to do the feature news. Goldie but you just told them, dickie dingdong. I mean dan. That was an honest mistake. Im getting upset. I have a cold. My heads kind of funny. We didnt know it was a cold. [laughter] goldie go on. [laughter] lily you dirty rat. [laughter] lily it was just like a monster. Lily just a minute, sir. Just a minute. You are not dealing with just anyone. I am a high school graduate. I want you to send out a Service Check on all the circuits out at 1600 pennsylvania avenue. Well, because, honey, its almost impossible to get through to that man. G. Vidal, not gore vidal, gore vidal, author of that trashy pornographic book soon to be a major Motion Picture by 20th century fox. Well, ill bet your mother is proud of you. Announcer laugh in was the alist comedy clubhouse where everyone came to play. You did a program that horrified the entire nation. Orson yes, but i only did it once. You people have been doing it every monday night for the past four years. May i call you that . May i Say Something . Yes. You have got to get your tongue fixed. A little humor there. Right. Wait a minute. Lily and leading comedian, 10. the show was such that everybody wanted to be on it. Announcer if you were famous and you were funny, you would drop in on laugh in. Arte very interesting. What do you mean, very interesting . It was stupid. Arte yes, it was stupid. But it was also very interesting. Bob newhart i went to a gay 90s party, and everyone there was either gay or 90. [laughter] by any chance, are you two ladies are related . [applause] [laughter] by any chance, are you two ladies sisters . [laughter] by any chance, are you two ladies brothers . [laughter] lily who knows what makes something so right at the right time . Announcer and now, its the right time to laugh again with laugh in. Johnny that says one dollar a kiss. Id like one. Goldie oh, certainly, sir. Oh, i dont think i have a 1. [laughter] well be right back with more exciting commercials following this brief fragment of entertainment. Announcer introducing the best of rowan and martins laugh in exclusively from time life. We are jumping up and down about it already. Announcer 40 hilarious episodes on 11 dvds from all six groundbreaking seasons. Its the biggest and best laugh in collection ever. Out of sight. Announcer youll see the brilliant cast joanne whorley, gary owens, arte johnson. Arte its the first booking since dday. Get out of my bush. Announcer youll hear the classic catchphrases. Sock it to me. Sock it to me. Held that a few quickies . Say goodnight, dick. Announcer visit with gladys and tyrone. Tyrone i brought you a present, an ancient gotcha. Gladys a what . Tyrone an ancient gotcha. Gladys where is it . Tyrone right up in the tree. Gotcha. [laughter] announcer and where else can you see lily tomlin, the monkeys and john wayne . John they say im tough, they say im bossy, but i found a friend in my big, brown horsie. [laughter] announcer from celebrity cameos to stupendous sketchs, this sensational collection is overflowing with famous faces. You know, musicians have a terrible reputation. Tell me, have you ever been busted . Ringo no. And obviously, neither have you. Announcer Carol Burnett. Bob hope, sammy davis junior. Sammy yeah, baby, gibsons the name and phones is my game. Announcer now you can own the very best episodes of laugh in, hours and hours of entertainment straight from the vault, hand selected by the shows creators, including shows that havent been seen since they first aired, all on 11 jampacked dvds for just five payments of 19. 99. Perfect announcer no downloading, no streaming, they are yours to own. And you wont find this collection anywhere else. And if you call in the next 10 minutes. Lily one ringy dingy. A gracious hello. Announcer well include a free bonus dvd packed with exclusive bonus features including bloopers. Arte every christmas i waited for you. [laughter] announcer highlights from the 25th anniversary reunion and all of the major players. I love tyrone. Tyrone is one of my favorite characters. Which one is me . You are the other one. Announcer plus, you will own the rare original pilot episode, so you can be a part of the moment the magic began. Lets go to a Cocktail Party , and lets see what they are talking about. Announcer and, if you order now, well also include a special gift from time life, laugh in memories, a colorful 32page book filled with rare cast photos, memorabilia and , and unforgettable jokes. [laughter] announcer with this exclusive offer, youll own over 38 hours of entertainment youll flip for. Out of sight, out of sight. Announcer and well ship it to you absolutely free. Goldie thats the most beautiful thing i ever heard. Announcer your satisfaction is guaranteed. Zsa zsa i love the show, darling, but i dont understand the show, darling. Announcer if you dont laugh yourself silly, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. You dont have to break the bank to order the best of rowan and martins laugh in. Goldie when you make your getaway, dont go through the park because its full of muggers. [laughter] announcer 40 hilarious episodes, including the rare pilot episode, plus the free dvd of exclusive extras. Thats 12 dvds and the memory book all for just five payments of 19. 99. And, well ship it for free. Goldie hey, i think i got it. Announcer operators are standing by. Lily yes, madam, were well aware that might have been some of the adults that watched the program. But tell me, how did it grab your kids . Announcer order now. [speaking simultaneously] what to do across the nation we have got the information and up and away hey, hey announcer laugh in was a mod, mad world, the smartest party of the 1960s, and the launchpad for a new generation of comedy. Congratulations boy, you did it. You won your letter. Ah, gee, thats great. Say, would you do me a favor . Sure, anything. Would you read it to me . [laughter] carol i have been dying to come on laugh in ever since raquel welch was on. Well, at least i can fill her shoes. [laughter] Carol Burnett funny. Announcer it had been just six years on television but what incredible years they were. [laughter] announcer for america, for comedy, for history. Lily everybody would say, oh, lily, that show meant so much to our family. Announcer laugh in was a happy accident. George it wasnt a show. It was an experience. Goldie everything we did was true and honest and real. Goldie and now the news of the future, here is our own dan rowland. Dan goldie, that was just perfect. Goldie well, thank you. Im so happy because my mother is watching tonight. Dan oh, well i am certain she is going to be proud of what she just saw. Goldie how would she know . Shes watching lucy. [laughter] goldie so sorry. I was just kidding. Lily it was the greatest three years of my life. Announcer it was a place where groundbreaking talent came together as a comedy family. Ruth it was just a Wonderful Group of people who thought funny and who knew how to have a nice time working together. Your son has a perfect right to complain about the mess around the house. I told him not to marry her. Lily it was just great to be so young and to get on that show. Everybody would tell me it was the only show my parents and i could sit down and watch together, that one hour on monday night. We would all laugh. Announcer when this family was laughing, wed all laugh right along with them. Johnny ill take one. Well, ill take the other three. [laughter] goldie pucker up, johnny, baby. Gary i am gary owens. With these words, for those of you at home celebrating the 100 anniversary, you better take it easy. Announcer introducing the best of rowan and martins laugh in, exclusively from time life. Goldie you aint heard nothing yet, folks. Announcer 40 hilarious episodes on 11 dvds from all six groundbreaking seasons. Its the biggest and best laugh in collection ever. Trust me. Announcer youll see the brilliant cast, henry gibson, alan sues, judy carne. Hello. Nbc, beautiful downtown burbank. Announcer youll hear the classic catchphrases. Here comes the judge, here comes the judge. Order in the courtroom, here comes the judge. Arte very interesting. Announcer visit with edith ann. Lily my name is edith ann, and i will tear up the porch if i want to. Announcer and where else can you see goldie hawn, ringo starr, and liberace . Goldie do you realize when we first met we were total strangers . Announcer from celebrity cameos to stupendous sketches, this sensational collection is overflowing with famous faces. Yes, yes. Yes, what . Yes, maam. At ease. Announcer jonathan winters, bob newhart, cher. Cher sonny and i are perfectly compatible. As soon as there is a problem, my psychiatrist contacts his psychiatrist, and they work it out. Announcer now you can own the very best episodes of laugh in. Hours and hours of entertainment straight from the vault, hand selected by the shows creators, including shows that havent been seen since they first aired, all on 11 dvds for five payments of 19. 99. Oh, i know a good bet when i see one. Announcer no downloading, no streaming, they are yours to own. And you wont find this collection anywhere else. And if you call in the next few minutes lily a half a ringy dingy. Announcer well include a free bonus dvd packed with exclusive bonus features, including bloopers. Explain to dan rowan who dick is. Announcer highlights from the 25th anniversary reunion. Dick every one of them looks like they just came off the set. Announcer and interviews with all the major players. Gary everybody in that cast is spectacular. Announcer plus, you will own the rare original pilot episode, so you can be a part of the moment the magic began. There has been beins and loveins, and sleepins that is not the kind of in we are talking about. No, this is a laugh in. Announcer and if you order now, we will also include a special gift from time life, a colorful laugh in memories, a colorful 32page book full of memorabilia cast photos and unforgettable jokes. Robert thank you very much. Thats beautiful. See, these were made up by my cousin in glendale. Announcer with this exclusive offer, you will own over 38 hours of entertainment youll flip for. Lily you better give me a dol and a all right, give me . 39 and well call it even. Announcer and we will ship it to you absolutely free. Special delivery. Announcer your satisfaction is guaranteed. There you are. Just as advertised. Announcer if you dont laugh yourself silly, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. Is that true . Boy, thats the scoop. Announcer so dont balk at ordering the best of rowan and martins laugh in. Is that a chicken joke . Announcer 40 hilarious episodes , including the rare pilot episode, plus the free dvd of exclusive extras. Thats 12 dvds and the memory book all for just five payments of 19. 99, and well ship it for free. Goldie hey, thats pretty good. Announcer operators are standing by. Lily a gracious good afternoon, have i reached the party to whom i am speaking . Announcer order now. Goldie there are four time zones in the united states, for instance, if you are having lunch in chicago, its breakfast time in california. Of course, if you are in chicago, you would not feel like breakfast if youre from california because you just had lunch. However, those living in new york, it is dinnertime when we are still eating lunch in california, which means the time is totally different as in the menu. All this is caused by the sun, which cant be everywhere, you know, otherwise it would never be night, and we would not know when to eat dinner. Well, in my time zone, that is all the time i have, but maybe in your time zone, i havent finished yet. Stay tuned. Thank you. Announcer dont miss your chance to own the best of laugh in. John you bet your sweet bippy. Announcer so all the generations of your family can share the love and laughter together. Say goodnight and we look for to seeing you all again real soon. Do you have anything to add to that . Well, actually all i have is we look forward to seeing you again real soon. [laughter] say good night, dick dick good night, dick. Good night, ladies and gentlemen. We hope you enjoyed yourselves. We certainly enjoyed ourselves. Good night. [applause] good night, dick. Good night, dick. Good night, dick. Good night, dick. Good night, dick. Good night, dan. Good night, dan. Good night, dick. Good night, dick. Good night, dick. I still love you anyway. Good night, dick. Dick. Announcer order now. The preceding was a paid advertisement for time lifes video collection. The following is a paid advertisement for time lifes music collection. Bowzer hey, im bowzer. I used to be in sha na na. But now, i got bowzers rock n roll party. Wow, look at this, we have a cool drivein. We got a cool 1957 chevy, and we got a really cool guy, me. All we need is some rock n roll buddy holly that will be the day when you say goodbye maybelline, why cant you be true oh, baby, that is what i like bill haley rock around the clock tonight we are going to rock until broad daylight why is everybody always picking on me . Bowzer talk about some oldies but goodies. You know, it was way back in 1958 that a los angeles dj coined the term, oldies but goodies. Art had a great idea, why not put all of the rock n roll records that teenagers really loved on one lp . That was the very first oldies but goodies album, and it made rock n roll history. The five satins the still of the night the penguins earth angel, earth angel will you be mine . Bowzer that first oldies but goodies album went on to sell millions. In fact, i still have my copy. But my buddy vinny put a scratch on side 2. Hey, im not worried about it because now, all the classics oldies but goodies that we still love are now together on one big cd collection. And the name says it all, its the ultimate oldies but goodies collection. Mickey and sylvia love, love is strange Marty Robbins a white sport coat and a pink carnation Ritchie Valens i had a girl donna was her name bowzer now i want to introduce you to my dance partner and cohost, Julie Lancaster. Welcome. Julie thank you. So great to work with you, bowzer. I grew up watching your tv show. I would go crazy when you would sing those bass lines. Bowzer you mean, do, do. Julie that is so cool. How did you learn how to sing like that . Bowzer well, when i was growing up in brooklyn and we heard a real good record, we all learned a part of the song. Now, some of it might have sounded goofy, but one of them actually gave my old group its name. Sha na na sha na na the impalas i know the way home julie that is so much fun. Bowzer well, were just getting started. If you love the oldies but goodies, get ready. We are going back to the 1950s. Announcer now, go back to the golden age of rock n roll. Join the legendary bowzer and Julie Lancaster as they present the biggest, the best, and the coolest collection of rock n roll hits ever. Time life proudly presents the ultimate oldies but goodies collection. Julie bowzer, what was it like growing up in the 1950s . Bowzer well, before rock n roll, it was boring. You go to school, you get in trouble. You come home, you get in more trouble. And then one day you turn on the radio, and everything changes. Little richard everything that i need oh baby yes, baby the coasters Charlie Brown Charlie Brown shes a clown that Charlie Brown Thurston Harris little pretty one come talk to me chuck berry up in the morning and out to school the teacher teaches the golden rule american history, practical math doo wop julie bowzer, you really love doowop, dont you . Bowzer are you kidding . Growing up in new york city, we had little anthony and the imperials, and of course Frankie Lyman and the teenagers. Frankie lyman why do birds sing so gay . Why do they fall in love . The elegants twinkle, Twinkle Little Star how i wonder where you are the dellvikings love you darling come and go little anthony and the imperials tears on my pillow pain in my heart caused by you bowzer you know what really used to bug me . The girls always dug the goodlooking guys with the cool clothes and dreamy voices. Julie you mean guys like bobby darin . Bobby darin every night i hope and pray a dream lover would come my way paul anka im just a lonely boy lonely and blue im all alone with nothing to do Frankie Avalon the next if you will, send a little girl for me to thrill ricky nelson there will never be anyone else but you for me julie ricky nelson, talk about a teen idol. Bowzer true, but im here to tell you that the original teen idol and the coolest of all was the king of rock n roll. Elvis i want you i need you i love you with all of my heart the platters the sweetest i am the great pretender pretending that im doing well roy orbison only the lonely know the way that i feel tonight Sonny James Young love first love filled with true devotion julie wow, bowzer, i feel like we are in oldies heaven. Bowzer thats because were listening to the true oldies. Theres no filler and theres no fakes. These are the original hits, exactly like those 45s that we used to collect. Only now, all our favorite oldies have been digitally remastered, so they sound fantastic. Last night, i was listening to one of these cds, and i thought i was on stage with conway twitty. Conway twitty it is only makebelieve julie wow, thats a classic. Now imagine, 158 hits that good in one collection. Thats the ultimate oldies but goodies collection. And getting it is as easy as picking up the phone. Announcer for the first time ever, the coolest rock n roll hits of all time are together. Time life music proudly presents the ultimate oldies but goodies collection. You get 158 hits and they are all oldies but goodies. The every brothers wake up little susie wake up wake up little susie wake up bowzer remember, bowzer promises you no fakes or rerecords. Every hit is the original recording by the original artist. Buddy holly if you knew peggy sue you know why i feel blue about peggy my peggy sue bowzer so throw away the wornout records and those cheap oldies cds. Every hit in the ultimate oldies but goodies has been remastered and they sound fantastic. Buddy knox he rocks in the treetops all day long huffing and a puffing and singing his song all the little birds on chambers jay bird street bowzer youll go back to the glory days of rock n roll. Jerry lee lewis goodness gracious, great balls of fire bowzer you will hear all of the legends. Rockabilly rebels, teen idols, the great groups, the love songs, and fun songs. Bobby darin splish splash i was taking a bath all about a saturday night rub a dub, in the tub the bobbettes 1, 2, 3 look at mr. Lee 3, 4, 5 jive t him announcer plus, every cd comes with complete liner notes with stories about the artists and the songs. Jackie wilson my heart is crying, crying lonely teardrops bowzer why spend hundreds of dollars and hours of time trying to collect all of these incredible hits in the ultimate oldies but goodies collection . Announcer just call now, and you can own the entire collection on eight cds for just five easy payments of 29. 99 each. Thats less than . 95 a song. Danny and the juniors you can rock n roll at the hop you can listen while youre kicking at the hop announcer but wait, order with your credit card and we will send you a free bonus album. The ultimate onehit wonders of rock n roll. You get two more cds. 30 hits. Ha, ha, ha, ohheyo announcer thats a total of 10 cds, 158 oldies but goodies for the greatest rock n roll collection ever. The danleers one summer night i kissed your lips one summer night announcer but wait, call in the next 18 minutes and get Free Shipping and handling. That is a savings of nearly 17. And heres the best part, if the ultimate oldies but goodies is not the best collection you have heard, send it back, and we will refund your full purchase price. So order now and get the oldies but goodies collection on 10 cds s for . 95 a song. Including your free onehit wonders cds, the liner notes, and Free Shipping and handling. Thats a total savings of 46. 97. So call now. Im hearing real music. And thats what i like. Im not hearing synthesizers or banging, booming noises. I am hearing actual instruments with wonderful musicians and really great singers. Theres elvis, theres paul anka, theres all of these great groups like the drifters and the platters and little anthony. Oh, my god, its just amazing. This collection has brightened up my day, so many days in a row that i just cant say thanks enough. Julie welcome back. Were on a musical journey through the 1950s. Bowzer it was my favorite decade. We finally had our own music and our own love songs. Rock n roll love songs. Dion the belmonts each time we have a quarrel it almost breaks my heart because i am so afraid that we will have to part the mystics hush of by hush up by oh my darling dont you cry Connie Francis lipstick on your collar the kalin twins when you smile when you smile at me well i know our love will always be jimmy jones hey girl, gather round because of what im putting down ooh, baby, im your handyman julie i cant believe i am doing the hand jive with bowzer. Bowzer it was always my favorite dance because you could always do it sitting down. The johnny otis show hand jive hand jive Ritchie Valens ba, ba, bamba Bobby Freeman do you want to dance and hold my hand and tell me i am your lover man . Oh, baby do you wanna dance . Lloyd price because you have got personality walk personality talk rice personality loyd price smile bowzer one of the cool things about the collection, you get one of the very first rock n roll records, like the original shaboom. The chords life could be a dream if i could take you to paradise above if you told me im the only one you love the monotones ive got to know the answer was it someone from above Maurice Williams the zodiacs come just a little bit longer drifters there goes my baby moving on down the line julie bowzer, you must have gone to a lot of cool rock n roll parties. Bowzer of course. And when the lights were low, it was time for bowzer to slow dance. Paul anka put your head on my shoulder hold me in your arms, baby the platters heavenly shades of night are falling its Twilight Time out of the mist your voice is calling t is Twilight Time bobby helms you are my special angel sent from up above the crests 16 candles make a lovely light Johnny Mathis chances are because i wear a silly grin the moment you come into view julie Johnny Mathis, now that is romantic. Bowzer thats what we used to call make out music. Julie you know, bowzer, i love these oldies, but it is a real drag trying to find the songs. And the oldies collections you do find, they are not any good. Bowzer well, heres some advice, do not waste your time or money, because now we finally have a collection full of only the best oldies but goodies. Theyre all here, all of the records you loved as a teenager and still dig today. Theyve even included two of my favorite rock n roll characters. The big popper hello, baby chantilly lace and a pretty face and a ponytail hanging down clarence frogman henry i aint got money i aint got a quarter i aint got a sister not even a brother julie lets face it, they do not write songs like that anymore. Dont wait, call the number on your screen and listen to the ultimate oldies but goodies collection. If you dont absolutely love it, we will refund every penny of the purchase price, no questions asked. Really, the collection is that good. Ah announcer for the first time ever, the coolest rock n roll hits of all time are together. Time life music proudly presents the ultimate oldies but goodies collection. You get 158 hits and they are all oldies but goodies. Chuck berry oh maybelline, why cant you be true . Oh, maybelline, why cant you be true . Bowzer remember, bowzer promises you no fakes or rerecords. Every hit is the original recording by the original artist. Freddy cannon she comes from tallahassee she thought i was sassy bowzer throw away those worn out records and those cheap oldies cds. Every hit in the ultimate oldies but goodies has been digitally remastered, and they sound fantastic. Fats domino i am in love again bowzer you will go back to the glory days of rock n roll. Jerry lee lewis goodness gracious, great balls of fire bowzer you will hear from all of the legends, rockabilly rebels, the teen idols, the great groups, the love songs, and fun songs. The coasters im searchin im searchin oh yeah i am certain every which way announcer plus, every cd comes with complete liner notes with stories about the artists and their songs. Buddy holly that will be the day when you say goodbye that will be the day when you make me cry bowzer why spend hundreds of dollars trying to collect all the incredible hits in the ultimate oldies but goodies collection . Who me . Announcer just call now, and you can own the entire collection on eight cds for just five payments of 29. 99 each. That is less than . 95 a song. The johnny otis show i know it cat named way hot willie he got a cool little chick named rockabilly rockin billie announcer but wait, order with your credit card and we will send you a bonus, the ultimate onehit wonders of rock n roll. The bell notes on the corner announcer you get two more cds, 30 hits. Gather around, cats, and i will tell you the story about how to become an allamerican boy announcer thats a total of 10 cds, 158 oldies but goodies in the greatest rock n roll collection ever. Paul anka like me diana announcer but wait, call in the next nine minutes and get Free Shipping and handling. Thats a savings of nearly 17. And heres the best part, if the ultimate oldies but goodies is not the best collection you have ever heard, just send it back , and we will refund the full purchase price. So order now and get the oldies but goodies collection on 10 cds s for . 95 a song, including your free onehit wonder cds, the liner notes, and Free Shipping and handling. Thats a total savings of 46. 97. So call now. Julie welcome back. One of the biggest 1950s biggest hit makers was fats domino. Bowzer fats would sit at a piano, sing a song, and get the whole world to sing along. Fats domino i found my thrill on Blueberry Hill chuck willis just me just see what you have done lavern baker tweedledee tweedledee im as happy as can be ray charles tell your mama tell your pa im going to send you back to arkansas oh, yes lloyd price i was standing on the corner when i heard my bulldog bark she was barking at the two men who were gambling in the dark Wilbert Harrison here i come im going to kansas city bowzer in 1957, we started shaking to the sound of a piano player out of memphis, tennessee. The one and only jerry lee lewis. Jerry lee lewis come on over, baby a whole lot of shaking going on you have got to come on over, baby you cannot go wrong buddy knox come be my party doll come be my party doll come be my party doll and i will make love to you the Everly Brothers bye, bye love bye, bye happiness hello, loneliness i think im going to cry carl perkins one for the money two for the show three to get ready now go, cat, go but dont step on my blue suede shoes gene vincent bebop balluhah she is my baby bebop balluhah i dont mean maybe bowzer back in the 1950s, we were just kids. We didnt know nothing, it was great. We were innocent, and so was the music. Robin luke my darling, i thought that you knew Phil Phillips come with me, my love to the sea the sea of love the danleers one summer night i kissed your lips one summer night the fleetwoods im mr. Blue when you say you love me julie bowzer, these songs are so beautiful. Its hard to believe they are 50 years old. Bowzer hey, the great oldies are timeless, because the feeling in the music never grows old. Just check out this classic by arlene smith and the chantels. The chantels baby if i pray every night the skyliners and i dont have one who cares the flamingos i only have eyes for you julie wow, those are some great doowop ballads, bowzer. This collection is just incredible. Bowzer look, i love this music even more than my beloved brooklyn dodgers. I can tell you this is the real deal, the ultimate oldies but goodies collection has 158 hits that have stood the test of time. Julie its really a dream come true for any oldies fan. Bowzer thats me. I grew up in the 1950s, and look at me, i never left. Remember, there are a lot of oldies collections out there, but theres only one oldies but goodies. Julie but dont go looking for the ultimate oldies but goodies collection in stores. You wont find it. Its only available in this special television offer. So dont wait. Call now. Announcer for the first time ever, the coolest rock n roll hits of all time are together. Time life music proudly presents the ultimate oldies but goodies collection. You get 158 hits. And theyre all oldies but goodies. The Everly Brothers wake up little susie wake up wake up little susie wake up bowzer remember, bowzer promises you no fakes and no rerecords. Every hit is the original recording by the original artist. Buddy holly if you knew peggy sue then you know why i feel blue without peggy my peggy sue bowzer so, throw out the worn out records and the cheap oldies cds. Every hit in the ultimate oldies but goodies has been digitally remastered and they sound fantastic. Bobby day he rocks in the treetops all day long huffing and puffing and singing his song all the little birds on j bird street going tweet, tweet, tweet bowzer you will go back to the days of rock n roll. Jerry lee lewis goodness gracious, great balls of fire bowzer you will hear all of the legends, rockabilly rebels, teen idols, the great groups, love songs, and fun songs. Bobby darin splish splash i was taking a bath all about a saturday night ubadub, just relaxing in the tub the bobbettes 1,2,3 look at mr. Lee 3, 4, 5 look at him jive announcer plus, every cd comes with complete liner notes with stories about the artists and their songs. Jackie wilson my heart is crying crying lonely teardrops bowzer so why spend hundreds of dollars and hours of your time trying to collect all the incredible hits in the ultimate oldies but goodies collection . Announcer call now and you can own the entire collection on eight cds for five easy payment of 29. 99. Thats less than . 95 a song. Danny and the juniors you can listen at the hop announcer but wait, order now and we will send you a free bonus album, the ultimate onehit wonders of rock n roll. You get two more cds. 30 hits. A girl waits for me announcer thats a total of 10 cds, 158 oldies but goodies for the greatest rock n roll collection ever. The capris theres a moon out tonight lets go strolling announcer but wait, call and order in the next two minutes and get Free Shipping and handling. Thats a savings of nearly 17. And heres the best part. If the ultimate oldies but goodies is not the best collection you have ever heard, send it back and we will refund your full purchase price. So order now and get the oldies but goodies collection on 10 cds s for just . 95 a song, including your free onehit wonder cd. , the liner notes, and Free Shipping and handling. Thats a total savings of 46. 97. So call now. The title oldies but goodies is a great title because they are old but they are so good. And they are timeless. This is the origin of rock n roll. Whether its sunny james, which has that country flavor, or r b, the drifters, and chuck berry. This is the beginning of rock n roll. 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