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world. and welcome to hannity. an alarming new report from the house judiciary committee in 21. believe it or not, your federal government began asking banks to sift through private transactions from millionsamerin of and search for terms like trump and maga. which so which banks voluntarily handed over that information? and what did the doj do with it? now, the house judiciary committee chairman, jim jordanhr ,will join us with more onwe this whole wesleyan and frankly, dangerous breach of personal privacy. needless to say, the 2024 election cannot happen soon enough. now, thankfullely, are just six days away from the new hampshire primary. x daysaway fronow, one importane many other primaries, the granite staty e allows independents and democrats who register as independentspend to participate in the republican racentsrticipate. over 4000 democrats, by the way, they re now independentmoc they re going to want to vote. it looks like thos, e voteits wl are being directed
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