Distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor in the age of corona, keeping up with the news can feel a little demoralizing, its like weve been on a Spirit Airlines flight for a month. Spirit airlines the truth is i actually miss you guys. So to keep our spirits up, its nice to take a moment to remind us of the notsoscary things going on the in the world, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All right, lets kick it off with ikea the Perfect Place to buy furniture thats cheap, but looks cheap. The Swedish Company has decided to release an easy version of the recipe for its famous meatballs so that you can make them at home. And since quarantine already has you fighting with your significant other, once youve got the meatballs, youll have the entire ikea experience. Now, this is a really cool idea, although, the last time i ate meatballs at ikea, it gave me some
Dont get me wrong, i mean, people are still going to die of boredom it is baseball, after all but, thankfully, theyre safe from corona. I have one question why are the fake people Wearing Masks . It just seems unnecessary. America has already shown that if youre a person made out of cardboard, you dont need to wear a mask. Also, i hope they told the announcer that those fans are made out of paper. Otherwise, that guy is going to freak out. Oh, my god that ball just went through a guys chest. Oh, my god, why isnt anybody helping him and that was really creative how they put that kid in a giant bubble baseball. Maybe they should do that with other sports, like in the n. F. L. Put every player in a bubble, then when they get tackled, the ball bounces into the stands, and the fans get to punch the bubble back onto the field. Tell me that doesnt sound like a fun sport. And you solved the concussion problem. Roger goodell, call me. In other news, one of the most inspiring things during these
Couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Displefer day, before we turn to the serious stories, we like to look at the stories that put the us in coronavirus, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. First up, thanks to this pandemic, government officials are highly strung. They have to keep people indoors, they have to keep hospitals running, and they have to take all their bribes over venmo, which is really tough, because you have to write in the memo what the money is for. Well, this week in kentucky, the governor was busy trying to stop unemployment scams, and in the process, he made an unlikely discovery. Unfortunately, its going to take a little bit of time on these, because a couple of bad apples can make this challenge that much more difficult. For instance, we had somebody apply for unemployment for tupac shakur here in kentucky. And that person probably thought they were being funny. I didnt know and its my fault that we have a
Its like weve been on a Spirit Airlines flight for a month. Spirit airlines the truth is i actually miss you guys. So to keep our spirits up, its nice to take a moment to remind us of the notsoscary things going on the in the world, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All right, lets kick it off with ikea the Perfect Place to buy furniture thats cheap, but looks cheap. The Swedish Company has decided to release an easy version of the recipe for its famous meatballs so that you can make them at home. And since quarantine already has you fighting with your significant other, once youve got the meatballs, youll have the entire ikea experience. Now, this is a really cool idea, although, the last time i ate meatballs at ikea, it gave me some indigestion. And i learned the hard way that those display bathrooms are not hooked up to plumbing. Someone should fix that. But i do appreciate that ikea released this reese pea, and honestly, i couldnt wait to try it for myself. I dont understa
And that person probably thought they were being funny. I didnt know and its my fault that we have a kentuckian who goes by malik, whos name is tupac shakur. Trevor ooooh, yeah, that was that was a tough bon, really. Think about it. On the one hand, on the one hand, the governor should know that its possible for two people to have the same name. But on the other hand, if the person you share a name with is tupac shakur, at least throw in a middle initial so people dont get confused. Why do you think michael b. Jordan has the b . Its so no one is ever disappointed to see him. Oh, its you. Like, i have to assume that if your name is tupac shakur, this probably happens to you every single day of your life. Putting in your starbucks order, ordering a delivery, and good luck calling 911. tupac hello, 911. Please help me, ive just been shot. 911 okay, sir. Ill send help right away. Whats your name, sir . tupac tupac shakur. 911 very funny, sir. Well put out an a. P. B. , for the notorious b.