I just miss you so much. I missed you too. Really . Yeah. Well, can i kiss you . Yeah. Ok. Maybe thats not the best one. Keep reading. It was. Maybe it wasnt. Oh, thank god. I had a horrible nightmare that i was stuck in america with gabe. Oh [laughter] no, thats not the one i was thinking of. Keep going. I know what it smells like, but i didnt roll in anything. Its from listening to all of gabes bull [bleep]. [laughter] isnt this the perfect romantic getaway, erin . Sitting on a Desert Island in dog costumes . Im gabe, and im a weirdo. [laughs] thats pretty good. Gabes mom. Hmm. Gabes mom . Wait, tall woman, looks like gabe . Yeah, i banged her. Yeah[laughter] go. Trevor hey, everybody. Whats going on . Welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah, and today is officially day 44 of us staying inside the hosue to try and kick corona virus ass. Yeah, thats right, corona, i said it. And heres your quarantine tip of the day if youre trying to stay fit, yo
The social distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor although things may seem dark right now, its important to remember theres some sort of light up ahead and, yes, that light may just be the world on fire, but beyond that light is another lying. And that second light is what i like to call a ray of sunshine. Lets kick it off with the heros of the pandemic. Since black panther and thor and other losers only work in avengers movies, weve come to realize our true heroes are the essential workers who are keeping people alive and fed and, yes, they might not seem as cool as batman and spiderman, but all of that is about to change. Mattel is honoring essential workers on the frontline to have the covid 19 fight with a special edition line of Action Figures. They are called thank you heroes. The 16 collectible Action Figures include doctors, nurses, e. M. T. S driver and a little set that includes a Grocery Store worker. Each set costs 15. Dollar from each sale will be donated to the First Res
Its like im seeing double. I said, get out of my way aahhh [bubbling spatter] [cartman cyborg] ew. Look, i think that infusing with Rosie Odonnell has made trapper keeper sick. [cartman] euhhh. Bad pie, bad pie. This is your chance, kyle, cartman is weakened. Got him. He did it [all arguing] okay, children, the lawyers for ikes side have agreed with the lawyers on filmores side to hold another meeting regarding form 22f. Do we all have that form . Is this the kindergarten classroom . Jesse jackson . Thats right. I believe the africanamerican students in your class were misrepresented. We dont have any African Americans in our class oh bye. All right, so apparently what were gonna do now is hand count each persons ballot. Mr. Garrison, i concede. You you what . I dont wanna play anymore cause this game is stupid. Yeah, it doesnt make any sense. Ike, you could be class president. I pooped my pants can we finger paint now . [together] finger paint ah yes, yes, lets finger paint you did it
Taxes. Cool, im gonna do the dishes. Anyway, on tonights episode coronavirus has killed spelling, germany is getting sober, and we check in with the commander in chaos. So lets get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor in the age of corona, keeping up with the news can feel a little demoralizing, its like weve been on a Spirit Airlines flight for a month. Spirit airlines the truth is i actually miss you guys. So to keep our spirits up, its nice to take a moment to remind us of the notsoscary things going on the in the world, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All right, lets kick it off with ikea the Perfect Place to buy furniture thats cheap, but looks cheap. The Swedish Company has decided to release an easy version of the recipe for its famous meatballs so that you can make them at home. And since quarantine alr
Roy wood, jr. Brings the barbershop experience home and President Trump gets medical advice from mr. Clean. So lets get into it. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor what we do every day can sometimes feel like hanging out in a public bathroom. St dark, scary and it is really so st always good for us to get some fresh air with a little ray of sunshine. Right, first up, in various cities around the world people trapped in their homes have been leaning out of their windows every single night to applaud Health Care Workers for feeting nonstop to keep people alive. But in london one man tried to raise funds to fight coronavirus has decided to take things to the next level. And he clapped in his home for 24 hours straight. Which is instain. 24 hours of clapping. I mean i get tired just clapping for an encore. All right, i have clapped for ten se