cheers and applause larry thank you very much welcome welcome to the nightly show. audience chanting larry oh, thank you very much we dont have a lot of time, guys old lives matter. laughter we found that out. Thank you. laughter i got it so wrong. Well, all lives matter. I said old lives matter, larry come early, you will find out whats going on. laughter of course, theres lots of Big Convention news to talk about, so lets see whats happening with the unblackening. screaming so Hillary Clinton officially accepted the democratic nomination for president tonight. We taped this before she officially accepted it, so theres still a chance that it didnt happen. I dont know hillary that well. There is still a. 0009 chance that she doesnt want to be president , so dont tell me what happened. No spoilers. Well have more on that tomorrow. laughter but the convention started off last night if the same way i started off every morning with some good oldfashioned trump slams. Donald trump is such a
Larry Larry Larry Larry gl thanks gays. We have a great show for you tonight. Guys, lewis black on the show. Let me just say, while many in the medical community were content to stop at hearttransplants laughter some with more vision said hey, cant we do this with dicks . We got word today of a remarkable transplant surgery in boston, the first of its kind in this country. A man who lost his penis to cancer has received a new one. Larry wow oh, man yes can you imagine that, you guys . Receiving the gift of a brand new penis . Well, our studio audience doesnt have to imagine anymore, if you check under your seats right now, youll find no, no, no, im kidding. Some people looked, though. Thanks for the dick, larry. I appreciate it. I know this sounds like a funny story, but its actually an important breakthrough that could help people who really need it. Its a major development, especially for veterans whove suffered genital injuries. There are over 1,300 Wounded Warriors who have these k
cheers and applause larry thank you very much welcome to the nightly show what a great crowd here i appreciate that thank you. It started with larry larry i am lar larry wilmore. Before we get started, id like to take a moment to say a Little Something about beards. Reporter andrew jones never made anything less than an a his entire four years at amite high school. Jones and a group of students were told they had to shave before they could march across the stage. Jones shaved the sides but chose not to shave the goatee and he wasnt allowed to participate in his own graduation. Larry you know, thats the same reason why chuck todd couldnt walk at his kindergarten graduation. Little known fact. laughter the more you know. And andrew jones wasnt just a straighta student he was the valedictorian. audience reacts yes, i know. Why are educators cracking down on beards . Some of the greatest men in h history wore beards. What if they were forced to shave . Hey, einstein, that law of relativity
cheers and applause . Larry thank you very much. Thank you, such a good crowd. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Thank you, maam, thank you very much. So we begin tonight with america. Well, just in time for the fourth of july the makers of budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it man thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi his wife, his wife addressed some of their supporters w
Larry hey thank you very much thank you so much welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Thank you so much. Larry larry larry thank you very much appreciate it. Author and expert Malcolm Gladwell is here tonight. applause and this has never been done before i am going to talk to him for 10,000 hours. Im a gladwell geek. Im proud of that. By the way, today is our second day back after a twoweek hiatus. And when were woo guys, believe is it or not, news still happens. I dont know how that works out. There were a few stories that occurred last week that i want to address tonight in a new segment were calling. No no, no, no no. cheers and applause guys. We cant call it last week tonight and why did you put john oliver on there, too. I just want to talk about some i just want to talk about some stuff that happened last week. Thats a horrible title. Okay, mandatory graphics meeting tonight. Forget it, forget it applause so lets start with lebron getting whacked in the nuts. Okay, i kno