cheers and applause larry thank you very much welcome welcome to the nightly show. audience chanting larry oh, thank you very much we dont have a lot of time, guys old lives matter. laughter we found that out. Thank you. laughter i got it so wrong. Well, all lives matter. I said old lives matter, larry come early, you will find out whats going on. laughter of course, theres lots of Big Convention news to talk about, so lets see whats happening with the unblackening. screaming so Hillary Clinton officially accepted the democratic nomination for president tonight. We taped this before she officially accepted it, so theres still a chance that it didnt happen. I dont know hillary that well. There is still a. 0009 chance that she doesnt want to be president , so dont tell me what happened. No spoilers. Well have more on that tomorrow. laughter but the convention started off last night if the same way i started off every morning with some good oldfashioned trump slams. Donald trump is such a
Larry man whoo man move over, gayle king, because hillary officially has the best black friend ever laughter last night wasnt just about saying goodbye to obama, it was also about saying hello to tim kaine or should i say hola, senor kaine . The best compliment that you could pay to somebody was to say that they were listo. Ready. Not inteligente smart. Not amable friendly. Not rico rich. But listo. Listo is it just me or does tim kaine seem like a laidback middle School Teacher . laughter doesnt he . applause hey guys check it out, guys the only homework this weekend is to have fun fiesta but some had a problem with this white man who was speaking the language of el diablo. Hillary clinton, instead of choosing a latino, she chose an old white man who speaks spanish. That is a slap in the face to hispanic americans. Larry are you kidding . Hispanic americans love slaps in the face. Its what 90 of telenovelas are about. applause all right . Got it . Dont be telling me. No, angry trump l