Congratulations to him. What a weekend. People were dancing in the streets like ewoks after they blew up the death star. Darth tax evader has been toppled. And america responded with a dance party. Young man, theres no need to feel down i said young man, pick yourself off the ground i said young man, because youre in a new town theres no need to be unhappy, its fun to stay at the ymca its fun to stay at the ymca, they have everything for young men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys its fun to stay at the ymca jimmy thats right, you think she has any idea what the ymca is . Only 71 more days, melania, then this scene outside the white house on saturday, where a reporter from fox news got a fresh whiff of victory. Reporter we havent seen the violence or anger we saw in june on black lives matter plaza, might have something to do with the fact theres pungent smell of marijuana here. Jimmy thats right, weed can overcome. There were celebrations all across the country which is unu
Joe biden set to receive his first president ial briefing. President donald trump still trying to convince the country the election was stolen. But a former official sets the record straight. There is no indication or evidence there was any sort of hacking or compromise of election systems on, before or after november 3rd what chris krebs is saying about being fired by tweet for speaking out tensions high overnight a funeral held for irans Top Nuclear Scientist assassinated in a targeted hit, irans leaders are now vowing revenge and to carry on his work. Monday mess, a fastmoving storm targeting the eastern half of the country with strong winds and rain and yes, even snow. Al has the forecast. And 9 billion spent on black friday alone, setting the stage for what could be the biggest cyber monday ever. This morning, where the deals are today. All of that and plus amazing escape. And there is a big fire there. A racecar bursts into flames and the race driver is emerging from those flames
Its a late show with stephen colbert. Tonight stephen welcomes jake tapper. And musical guest benny featuring jon battiste and stay hohmann. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater, its stephen colbert. Stephen welcome, welcome one and all to a late show and puppet theater. Im your host stephen colbert, that will make sense later. Now i hope you all had a good weekend, not that i am conceding that there was a weekend, that is for the courts to decide, the coronavirus continues to surge across the country, and ill tell you the latest in my viral segments catch a third wave endless bummer. Hot blooded, check it and see. Youll have a fever of a 103 haha, yeah stephen get out, get out. Stephen the bad is getting worse. This week alone, the u. S. Added one million new coronavirus cases. But top maga scientists have a solution stop the count stop the count stop the count stephen and the worst part is, this might not be the worst, because the holidays are approaching. As one hospita
Hes like a kid slowly realizing nobodys coming to his birthday party. We should never have given him that diet coke button this had to put a little crinkle in his tin foil hat. The department of homeland securitys cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency this is one of trumps own cabinet agencies, put out a statement debunking his claims of widespread fraud. They wrote, the november 3rd election was the most secure in american history. And then they took another dig at the boss baby, while we know there are many unfounded claims and opportunities for misinformation about the process of our elections, we can assure you we have the utmost confidence in the security and integrity of our elections, and you should, too. And how did the president react to that statement of reassurance from his own Government Agency . Most fraudulent election in history so everythings going great. If donald trump gets any more embarrassing, were gonna have to start calling him donald junior. I wonder
Day 16 of squattergate. The bad president has no Public Events on his schedule but he is busy cooking up all manner of evil schemes. This really is getting scary. All jokes aside, its become very clear hes trying to cut the voters out of voting. He lost the election. Hes 6 million votes behind. Its not even close, thats a lot of votes. Now hes doing what he does, hes abusing the system to try to steal this election he claims has been stolen from him. Remember when o. J. Went into that hotel room with a bunch of thugs to steal his old memorabilia back . This is the white house version of that. [ laughter ] whats happening is insane. Theres no one trump wont falsely accuse. Hes accusing the georgia secretary of state, guy named brad raffen berger, of obstructing because he wont overturn bidens win. This guy, not only is he a republican, hes a hardcore republican, a guy who watches bluebloods every week type republican. Never voted for a democrat in his life. And two years ago, he got an