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Fox news Saturday Night. Hop in. Live in new York City with The hottest Fall Fashion Trend is a role indictment. True story. The feds have The biggest preference in this week They helped The biggest politician and its only a matter of time before They take on our biggest one. [laughter] There is. A little insensitive to pick on aoc because she lost a lot of money on College Football today. Apparently she that The Electoral College to win and would have helped if They had a team. On a serious note The fbi has established tollfree to plan for anyone with information on Eric Adams and They set up at supply. [laughter] twenty we know to get started away party and we try to get an answer of The documentary before we get started. [applause] Fox News business contributor, shes taking more money than hunter biden. Sensational. Thats. Hes hosting The big Money Show on foxbusiness might be secretly writing, this is not claim because The group and middle Class Family brian brenberg. [applause] i bring up kamala because she made her highly anticipated trip to The Thern-border'>SouThern Border Friday Three Short years after he works are. Take your time. Check it out. So that being transnational Criminal Organizations and strengThen our border. Not new to me and longstanding finally a fine. Ive done that work and will continue to treat it as a priority. [cheering] tufts aafia siddiqui. On The same Day Ice released new Data Showing 13000 convicted murderers and 15000 convicted rapists into The country illegally. Bad timing goes, her Border Visit is announcing The dating at halfway uncle chase. Lou The american people trust last . Doug with Their nanny . I appreciate that she has to take three years to get ready to Go Back again and shows how much he has. It matters to her. Kamala once bragged about supporting free Gender Transitions for migrants in prison. Is this why she keeps referring to Them as transnational gangs . [laughter] its amazing she finally made it to The border. It makes sense of safe now because The migrants are actually in The country, They are not There anymore left. The work and The way They take a followup like Theres no crime here in vegas is not as bad. Since your expertise is real estate, i want you to hear her take on how to solve The Housing Crisis and tell me if you think she was on wine or pills when she made The statement. Looking holistically at The connection between that and housing and looking holistically at incentives in The federal government to create local and state governments to engage in planning and holistic manner that includes prioritizing comfortable housing. Somebody learned a new word this week. [laughter] will. Everyone of her answers sounds like shes trying to convince a bouncer to let her back in to The bar she was thrown out of but when she says The feds will take a holistic Approach Giveaway 25000 for housing, doesnt that raise The cost of housing . Absolutely and word salad. All of These adjectives, she doesnt even know what shes saying but doesnt understand Economics 101. Brian does because he was a former professor. I use The word holistic all The time. But how does somebody who wants to run The country understand Economics 101 . Economics and buying The jackets. President trump gave his take on The arrival during a Campaign Stop in wisconsin this afterno afternoon. Take a listen. Joe biden became mentally impaired. Kamala was born that way. [laughter] Lady Gaga covers by The way. She was born this way. [laughter] The Trump Man that good news and Bad News this week. The good news he won a Cincinnati Goal correctly predicting The winner of every president ial election since 1984 except one. Bad news is They have to count The mail and cookies. [laughter] people dont realize that The Ohio Heating polls are a pretty big deal and with this cincinnati The win column, trump will try to win The allimportant Springfield Kat people. Stop it right now. I want to throw this out, people dismiss The cookie full we are The fattest in The world of i think The cookie full matters. In your stomach or your potus thats what They do in ohio. Is a Fat Joke and advice le left. [laughter] for president was also in The headlines because of report showed The secret Service Agent on trump detailed was from above threat to his life prior to The shooting in public pennsylvania but we are told The Lead Agent shown here apparently have not a clue The information in his report will likely lose indoors and avoid The entire scenario The only get it togeTher likely They did They set The game up friday when trump posted Volodymyr Zelenskyy at trump tower. Zelenskyy met with Kayla Thursday and trump on friday clearly trying to stay in The Grace And End of binding The texas and is a true They showed up to both meetings and sweatpants . They stole his luggage . [laughter] i think that was The problem. Sweatpants as i understand it. If you remember The biden administration gave him a pink slip he put it up. Trump says he can go for The peace between Russia And Ukraine shouldnt he give that you given how many strippers you supported from both countries . [laughter] to help out. You have to adalat. [laughter] anytime you can get out of The stripper portion, you just move on. [laughter] salons he wasnt The only one in town because The United Nations out of this week to do with The diplomats expressed which is hookers. [laughter] and Half Kidding but They were pretty dehydrated. Check this out. [laughter] i cant even. Drinking straight out of it. In The park but its not The worst part. That guy didnt know what class to use and There is anoTher World Leader didnt even know what city he was in. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome to washington. [laughter] i cant. All i want to know. Do you think now that biden doesnt have to win an election They are letting him out without his meds . Is a contestant on The first season of The apprentice, i feel like we are living Reality Show Drafting itself. You cant even script this is so many twists and turns, its captivating. I have no words. It is a reality show. It is a reality show, live everyday. America has issues. They snatched it from Joe Biden but nobody was snatching away The Family Dog from Tomi Lee whose wife sprung into action after a priority tried The old man. Thats intense. You got to love your pet. Was her screaming or The dog . Thats The coyote, she is The baddest. [laughter] if that is The coyote. Stinging shout of The devil but i believe The ghost of Missus Lee chasing down The devil getting The Dog Back which is not. It is a feelgood story The authorities foreign Coyote Attacks are more common in The fall because of The Pumpkin Spice of These. [laughter] likely There were no injuries to The dog, nina which is just over 1111 inches long making her The same size as tommys leave anyway. Hot show coming up. Guardian Angels Founder here to handle hookers who invaded New York district. When we come back, Will Preview The Vice President ial debate between j. D. Vance in person simmons impersonator temples. [laughter] Pete G. Writes, my tween wants a new phone. How do i not break The bank . We gotcha, pete. Xfinity mobile was designed to save you money and gives you access to wifi speeds up to a gig. So you get high speeds for low prices. Better than getting low speeds for high prices. Right, bruce . Jealous . Yeah, look at that. Honestly. Someone get a helmet on this guy. Xfinity internet customers, ask how to get a free 5g Phone and a second unlimited line free for a year. Switch today if you look at j. D. Vance, he really does look like hes playing Donald Trump Jr. And lifetime movie. Im pretty sure thats how he got The gig. Trump junior wanted to be played by j. D. Vance. Its a fat or They thought They would to be evangelical vote because j. D. Vance looks like The manager of a christian rock band. Not going to judge until she developed but Theres definitely something to his vibe. When Tim Walsh says its weird, projection. The priest who keeps getting transferred to anoTher parish. Every time i see The timberwolves, i think god. Welcome back, i will not be staying for much longer. As we wrap up, im The-road'>Back On The Road for The leg of my everybody calm down to her which are take me to Palm Beach florida, Clearwater Florida a minimum but its wrong New York. [laughter] tickets on sale right now. The real Comedy Show here in new York City Tuesday Night and The Vice President ial debate between j. D. Vance and Tim Walsh kicks off on cbs for The simulcast here on The Fox News channel. One thing you need to know, Theres a rule change, They will keep The mikes open. No Mute Button so They can talk over each oTher in a way They couldnt which sounds chaotic but nice to see The republican interrupted by somebodys besides The moderators. When you look at The rally, are you excited, will move The needle . Im interested to see how many times temples planes off because The mikes will be open but his arms might be off Tonight Need medical care. You are going provides. Jumping it. They will have a military Credential But One doesnt have any experience despite his claims. Walsh spent The week this week with Alex Sorrels on The 85th for. Like They shot out. [laughter] you know The terms, The campai campaign. What is his job to you . I was watching somebody that is this week and says we can have four more years of this. We have to turn The page like what is he talking about . We have to turn The page but she repeats it. , because i was corrected. [laughter] as you said, shes writing The book, The Vice President but every time They you turn The Page Biden like i love bug bob seeger. A huge opportunity for vance to stay on message because hes a disciplined debater in The Way Trump is it to that to be in advantage. The stolen boat. I like when The party of tolerance you are down at The comedy center. I think hes just upset hes not reading to children. [laughter] police have The decency to talk about sex. Thats whats upsetting liberals were involved. Michigan fans nice buddhist temples. His limo out of The entrance to The kind and while it was raining. Not waiting for The president or Vice President The Vice President ial nominee. You love that They are holding up The Football Game for wells but The cant hold up for snipers for trump . Seems like a double standard. We want to watch The wolverines. Such about The-end'>The End. I didnt watch that came. I saw no highlights, i was watching is came earlier in The day. You got to go where The money is in The oTher thing is There is now a leading opinion from our They did everything There is extra attention on The cbs moderators because They start doing something, checking his air constantly. They stopped fact checking him incorrectly. My question is, he watched sports, do think The Vp Nomination has one challenge They can throw Their oTher opponent of The moderator . I love that idea. Its brilliant. I, like you, wondering is vance going to box against like three people or whats going to go down . I love The open mic idea. I met ryan at an open mic. [laughter] but when you watch politicians of close as kids we grew up being like These people got it togeTher like These are The adults in The room but now that you see Them, dont They remind you of The broken open mic comedians we started out with . Or former gym teachers. [laughter] take a lap. I like that. J. D. Vance looks like he could take a lap. Jim wells is not running after anything but The ice cream truck. Vice president ial debate will be simulcast here on The Tuesday Night 9 00 p. M. The dont go anywhere. I know if youve heard how crazy things are happening in new York City, The mayor was indicted in Biker Gangs taking over The seat and The Hooker Capital The united states but The one man of The turnaround, leroy. [applause] man These men of means with Their silver spoons. What will become of Them when They discover robinhood gold allows oThers to earn Their very liberal rates on idle cash. They would descend into chaos. The good news is Alexandria Cortez finally created some jobs in her district. Bad news is, They are all for hookers. Roosevelt avenue renamed The avenue of sweeThearts by locals who say They are stunned by The conditions ensued The congresswoman continues to turn a blind eye on The Border Crisis and her constituents suffering from it. Overwhelmed with trash and illegal understand while jobs are doing streetwalkers, or There could be time after Air Surveillance was indicted on corruption charges. The rise of violent Street Gang Trend is starting to look like Gotham City before batman shows a. Joining us now, The crusader who could clean it up. You are polish and italian . Polish and italian. Fiftyfour years. My moTher francesca from The souThern part of italy. Of all The things i didnt know about you, i am also half Polish And Half sicilian. So The teacher visit. And when is it, as if all The way. You really were shot five times. Im not getting in a cab. [laughter] i was told you didnt pay The fair. [laughter] They were going fast enough so i was able to jump out The Back Window survived to come back anoTher day. Joke he could shoot somebody The middle of Fifth Avenue and get away with it. A lot of people could right now and get away with it. For murder, you dont even get arrested. No cash bail. No cash bail, everybody does. I want to talk about aoc saying kids are walking past migrant hookers on The way to school and The question my staff asked, how much are They charging . It depends Aoc And Alexandria Ocasiocortez And Leader and socialist, too busy to come down to The streets and she would have to speak real spanish because [laughter] english is her third language. In The middle of a third World Country in These peoples need help so you have your choice. You want to go around The world maybe seconds, There are some young ladies prepared to do that it will cost you 18. But thats 80 seconds. [laughter] Then we want to upscale, young ladies are good at putting a condom in The mouth. On family night. [laughter] preparing to work you over so good on your next payday he will be back as soon as checkers. Thats a sales pitch. It played out in front of you. Were not talking about closed doors. This is in The streets, its solomon camorra. Its what amsterdam is to be comfort and now you come to roosevelt avenue. Take The number seven train so long a bullet proof body, They dont get mugged or shot underway. The same field . Team goes to get scared. Speaking of criminals, Eric Adams takes 123,000 and a couple of bites of grace. He was outspoken ran for mayor a lot of people believe you should have one and some who dont im getting. [laughter] did you know this was coming . Ive known this guy 42 years, hes a Swagger Mayor with no plan. All of a sudden when he was a local, he couldnt even get into a fivestar club. His The mayor, like putting a kid in a candy store. Hes out There until The break of dawn. He got a major problem, its 4 00 and we are going up. No no no, one last drink so he dug himself a poll. I got swagger. A Selfdefeating Privacy and who knew he was The Target Blind in turkey. Come on. Then trips to turkey. Not even people who are from 50 Go Back. [laughter] The Morgan Freeman commercial and freakish airlines and he said this is my way because god told me i would be The mayor. If he does go down for These electric trips to turkey, The guy in The wings right now williams is technically considered force, is he not . A socialist and a true believer selected. Its Anarchy And Chaos in The streets. Believe it or not, i hate battles. I felt him. Im running for mayor against but i would raTher have Eric Adams, just let him go out at night. Give him a bracelet and monitor his activity. Have raTher have him There is socialist because in three months it would destroy The ci city. We beat chicago. You chicago and New York flex. For cognitive puts. As ours was married. People are excited about you running for mayor again in anoTher name is Andrew Cuomo because none of The Nursing Homes will fire him. [laughter] this is like a zombie, a political donkey. I called Him Andrew Evil eyes will. King cuomo The first. [laughter] i give him visibly. I realize most of you have no idea what i just said but it does pass The censorship test. [laughter] says curtis. The Rosetta Stone Theories. [laughter] for those of you who like to insult that while most on live tv. Formal crime family. We had The clinton crime family. Forget The gambinos, columbus and caseys. We had The clinton crime Family And Cuomo crime family. A gazillion dollars since They left office from a widow The exact amount because bill wanted in singles but it was a lot of money. Its like organized crime. The Body Carol with team clinton. Up to 55 friend or something. Even The dog buddy. The Black Lab got everything in his demise and smashed him out. Failed to listen to The. Even The jocular wife. The clintons. [laughter] that man was like man, i thought i handle. Had a husky he left behind when he fled albany. His name was el capitan. I went to rescue him because we rescue dogs. This is something The State Trooper because They havent been fixed stated or neutered. Taking The dog invites us. Youve got to fix The new to Them. If not, They will Hump Everything that moves. The Outofstate Traversal what has to wear a dogmatic. [laughter] i corrupt driving a taxi. Am i correct you are managing mcdonalds . The mickey Ds Manager and by mcdonald, They didnt want Ronald Mcdonald to come, They wanted a hamburger. [laughter] in They get excited over The hamburger. We are talking rough with The ruppercaseletter. Give this one because you are on The streets in The 80s. Whats worse . The amount of functional right now because against for cocaine back Then because of The 86 mess . [laughter] you are so right about The 86 mess and They were kids and its coming back from The Grand Jury is a Standing Ovation can still had The first Days Line was missing. [laughter] it was The age of crack. Smoke and that was it and this is a different one because if you smoke crack now, They will make your dad The president. [laughter] The next mayor in new York City. 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Celebrating her Milestone Birthday this week and being The good sense i am, i booked on The show begin with cheaper than getting her a gift. Marianne is back. [laughter] of course we cant ask how old you are because is not like to do to a woman. [laughter] how much do you weigh, sweeTheart . [laughter] good ones. Happy birthday. According to this script is allegedly turning 75 years old, amazing to anyone who hung out with you you lasted this long. [laughter] seventyfive, she was once pullover doing 951 30 a. M. , The only car in The road and you know what she told The State Trooper keeping up with traffic. Theres an airplane. They have to keep up in my honda at 75 what would you say . Were talking The oTher day before ran out The bill, what are The keys to a super happy life . I consider you a super happy people. As a food, fun, what got you here . Family. Really . Absolutely. [laughter] i know your family. Im kidding. Family privilege . For all The things people talk about, you came from a good support how people knew how to have fun and for The new work ahead of The game, Family Privilege is a think . And Then good moms will feed your family every week as i understand, thats once. I think he think that female like she feed you fill your weeping literally locked in The bathroom, she will shoot a hole in The door. [laughter] likely be alone. [laughter] spaghetti night. [laughter] in full. A book. You would say its family, right . We always tell people we are in The fund business. Radical ready. You would you have met a lot of people say The key is removing toxic people from your life. [laughter] a great exit. We pitted because what we want to do and i think The panel will get a kick out of this, anyone who has met you considers you a kid at heart so what we wanted to do is put you on The current Kid Slang terms used on The street and see if you know what They mean in The morning of The language has changed a lot like when youre a kid you would call someone omitted. You cant do that now, you have is a gutfeld. [laughter] are you ready . From lincoln. [laughter] what does crunk mean . And you spell it . What does It Rhyme with . Truck. A term for somebody thank you booze and possibly lead. I never did that. You better learn that, you have kids. [laughter] thats right, They make me an experts. Anyone voting for kamala would be a crunk. [laughter] i got. If someone is halas villa. What is it . These are real terms ridiculous, i dont know that eiTher. What you cook your son They feel and or something. It means someone who has a lot of money. I would never have got that. You should learn that one, kt. [laughter] what is risk . Mom, give it up. [laughter] if someone is our eyes The what does it mean . Cool . Kind of. They attract oTher people so women would say i have a lot of ric. I kid. Stop it. We move on. As a lot of Chevy Chase or The oTher. A meet and greet, They love it. [laughter] only in ohio. What you think that means . Candy . Kids are saying that . Its a nationwide Phrase Fourpoint Something ridiculous happens like only an ohio self 50 got in The Morning And Someone is eating your cats, youd be like only in springfield ohio. You think i think you are going to do great on The quiz. Dont go anywhere. Whats in store before election day. All The panel next but first Central Park by trump our. As a protester. It is this trump right There . This is back in The day when The davia came. To our speeches where he just named The place before we took Them out but he had women in bikinis, a lot of cars. It was one of The funniest things in The world i saw one day. He was a pollock. I was wisconsin. I think he watched do you remember that simply resistible . Apparently a big he can tv gui guide. [laughter] doctor, doctor. Ive got a case of loving you. [laughter] no one gives him credit for that. My mom, not The only moTher celebrating Earth Day on The show, producer alex, his mom is a birthday this week. [applause] The hot rumor and Politics Tonight is that kamala is going to fly a plane over The Alabama Game telling a sign that trump on that in The second debate. Knowing this administration was probably a sneaky way to smuggle migrants and. [laughter] we dont know that it happened but i find it fascinating that we have dissented into this plane in a president ial election where we are like Toilet Paper and houses. [laughter] its The stage i have set as we turn from both to crystal ball. We look ahead to whats coming up our minds and politics but that is good to keep you around because it had a lot of experience. My only experience with The psychic was The one who told me peewee hermans in The basement of The. He let me down. What we think will happen in The world. Adams will defend himself in court saying hes got too much risk. [laughter] go to prison and cut The tape. [laughter] i predict i will take it to The bronx. I could see both of These coming. Adams famously gave him The key to The city. A Bad Boy of politics. You cant write this stuff. Now its Bad Boy doing life. You have a prediction . The next season apprentice biden, kamala and wells and gives a task to attract hispanic voters and kamala goes out and does a Taco Truck and biden gives up. Endorses trump at The-end'>The End of this. Cameras everywhere and makes, who would all watch it its like an escape from. Trump is in charge, biden will end up taking lots of naps and endorsed trump. Crystal ball. [laughter] are you sure you are on and not a writer . A pretty detailed scenario. Stay with me here. Its rainy, not so many and Then its fine. [laughter] , Kamala Made A trip to The border after three years, biden might be inspired that in this week he could make a trip to a place he hasnt been three yea years. The white house. [laughter] is The Secret Service we need Them . A gust of wind. The likely prediction, a semi serious, Hillary Clinton will go into shock treatment. Did you watch this week where she melted down and said The basket of The corbels, it wasnt extreme enough . She has an unhealthy relationship with this trump think she screaming in interviews. All The things Theyve gone up trump, The game of terrible person force, everybody got it so i dont know. This is a serious production that i think could happen. Costco is going to give online to Baby Oil because his attorney famously said we only had 1000 because he is buying in bulk at costco. [laughter] is accused of buying women and bulk unfortunately. [laughter] we have a Vp Debate tuesday to simulcast here on Fox News after possibly being accused of shaking his couch like temples. J. D. Vance will come out as bisexual. [laughter] thank you for hi Fox News Saturday Night with jimmy fail failla. Set your dvr 10 00 p. M. Eastern every Saturday Right here on Fox News. Thank such. [applause] [applause] see you next saturday. [applause] you can be republican, you can be a democrat, jus Psoriatic Arthritis symptoms can be unpredictable. One day, your joints hurt. Next, its on your skin. I got cosentyx. Feels good to move. Feel less joint Pain Swelling and tenderness Back Pain and clearer Skin And Help stop furTher joint damage with cosentyx. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and a lowered ability to fight Them may occur; some were fatal. 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