I doubt that. I know. Ha ha ha. I, i feel the same way about me. Happy wednesday, everyone. Oh, boy. Brian stelter returning to cnn. The network also announced also will be cafeteria open 24 hours a day. Cnn claims that stelters hiring is a bold Move Mov to increase their Workplace Diversity by adding a potato. Ry and who better to cover Joe Bidens last days than a vegetable . You know, brian claimed that getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to him. Even better than getting married, having kids or when wendys created the baconatohar in sandwich. Fun fact, after Being Firedhe ,stelter said he had moved to a Horse Farm, but nowre that finished eating, hes ready to return to work. Cnn staffers expressed little pleasure in stelters return, but many were hopeful that this time around hE Gets his own bathroomrn. T stelter will once again publish a reliable sources newsletter, but also get his own streaming service. Cnn plus size never over, but cnn and Brian Stelter are a perf
Everyone, im Judge Jeanine Pirro with harold Ford Jr. , Jesse Watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City and this is the five. Its the final Stir Sprint to november and it looks like kamala will be sticking to her hide from the Press Game Plan after granting only one softball interview, harris is cooking up a fresh plate to dodge the media. The old I Cant hear you headphones trick, the vp was spotted rocking a pair of white earbuds totally ignoring a bunch of reporters yesterday. She probably wants to dodge questions about how her Polling Honeymoon has gone cold. And that the Nc Bump never came through. Harris now seems to be sweating over the race. Its going to be a tight race to the very end, so lets not pay too much attention to those polls, because as unions and labor knows best, we know what its like to be the underdog, and we are the underdog in this race. And we have some hard work ahead of us. Judge Jeanine Kamala is also dragging out the guy she helped t
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Yes. I feel like willie brown. Yeah, its begun. Happy tuesda gy. So San Francisco 49 ers player Ricky Pearsall Will Missg at least four games after being shot during an Bey Whereasobber the Detroit Lions call it the off season. Kamala harris is being called out for wearing Headphonest Ason and holding Hel Phone up to her ear. It hit spike wearing a belt and suspenders this to avoid The Press while boarding Air T Avrce two. What do you think she could be listening to that wass on Soi Importanngt . How to act like a normal human being. Audio book. Chapter one remember occurred comes after a noun. A noun is a person, place or thing. A verb is a word to describe action. And whatever you do, keep your husband away from that. End of chapter one. Yeah. Hep in narnia. Who hasnt . Meanwhile camilla is being accused of using a fake accent while giving a speech in detroit. Worse, after giving a speech in pittsburg speech, president is being accused of using englisburgh. But you have to give Kamal
I know. I know. I. All right. Yes, i know. I ve bee wn working out. That it s friday, so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight ms. He looks like the guy who stolej your underwear in fifth grade. Comedian jim naughtoimn. The only thing that can him is that very powerful magnet, fox news contributor. Johnny, joeyg , joe june. A baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath. New york times best selling hot contributor gets it. And a goodyear tire wasd ear his teethingti ring. New york times best selling author, comedian for random. I need to take a break. Okay. S. We get to some news stories. Let s do this. Greg s leftovers. Lmm. All right, so these are thekes leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t we use this week. And as always, it s my first time reading them, so theyre am skin. Joe mackey running around in maple sirup and feed him to fire ants. White but why? look how wide i am i compare d to my makeup than white. A long time boss. I knowa long t. So this week the tsa