Tony orlanDo. Hes hung lIke, wow. Sorry. Happy monDay, everyone. So as Kamala HarrIs prepares for tomorrows Debatmorrowse, R AIDe to HIllary ClInton Is playIng trump In Mockern Isys rehearsals. So If harrIs loses anD that guy goes mIssInges, know who to blae. Bum not sayIng she kIlls kIlls people, but Im not notno sayIng It. Now, The Debate Is planneD for 90 mInutes, whIch gIves Kamalas HusbanD whIch enough tIme to knock up three nannIes. MeanwhIle, DonalD Trump Is busy tryIng to make Kamala Feel at home by also knockIng up a nannhome bg upy. The Debate Is expecteDs to feature two commercIal breaks, one break to take Kamalas WIne OrDebreak Tor AnDh other to take her seconD wInere orDer. NancY PelosI claIms that trump mIght skIp The DebatmIght gee, k I know cowarDIce when I see It. True, Its the Fear She Seese sz In her husbanDs eyes when she puts on a one pIec here. Hey, you DIsgust me. One challenge for Kamala Pollsters claImD Amon HarrIs fallIng behInD among male voters In key states
[laughter] greg: yeah! yeah! [laughter] tony orlando? his sorry. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. So with kamala harris preparing for tomorrow s debate at a former aide to hillary clinton is playing trump in mock rehearsals. So if harris loses in that guy goes missing, you know who to blame. [laughter] i m not saying she kills people. But i m not not saying it. Know the debate is planned for 90 minutes which gives kamala s has been dug enough time to knock up three nineties. [laughter] meantime donald trump is busy trying to make kamala feel at home by also knocking up in 90. [laughter] the debate is expected to feature two commercial breaks one break to take kamala s wine order, and the other to take her second wine order. Nancy pelosi claim that trump might get the debate, saying i know cowardice when i see it. Drew clark is the fear that she seize on her husband s eyes when she puts on a onepiece. [laughter] [applause] you discussed me expo one times posters claim harris is fallin
Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Jeff Goldblum. Star of Schitts Creek, actress annie murphy writer and comedian, sam jay featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth hows everyone doing tonight . Last night, my mask shook me awake and asked, are you ever going to wash me . Former Vice President joe biden announced yesterday that senator Kamala Harris would be his best friend i mean, running mate sorry, sorry i get attached too quick a force of habit President Trump tweeted today that former Vice President joe bidens pick of california senator Kamala Harris as his running mate is, quote, the kind of opponent that everyone dreams of. Said, pence, oh, im not allowed to dream of other women. Im often im often vexed. President trump also tweeted today, quote, the suburban housewife will be voting for me. They want safety and thrilled i ended the long Running Program where lowincome housing would invade their neighborhood. Biden would reinstall it in a b
Between the four of us we have written at least 17 biographies. It might be more than that. I was losing count because Randy Roberts has written so many. Youve written more than half of our total number i think. So we have a lot of experience in the genre. We have obviously been drawn to it and have an affinity for it some way or another. Before we begin, let me introduce the panelists, and as i introduce each of you, if you could just stand a minute or two, telling the audience what was it that you used for your biography. What is it you love about the genre. First we have larry, from New York University of arts and a musical writing program. He is particularly interested in the history of broadway and comedy. He has written a play with Richard Rogers in addition to several other books. His most recent biographical word is the documentary film semi davis junior, i gotta be me. Larry, tell us what has drawn you to this. I may be a little different from the rest of the panel my venue is
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