Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Jeff Goldblum. Star of Schitts Creek, actress annie murphy writer and comedian, sam jay featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth hows everyone doing tonight . Last night, my mask shook me awake and asked, are you ever going to wash me . Former Vice President joe biden announced yesterday that senator Kamala Harris would be his best friend i mean, running mate sorry, sorry i get attached too quick a force of habit President Trump tweeted today that former Vice President joe bidens pick of california senator Kamala Harris as his running mate is, quote, the kind of opponent that everyone dreams of. Said, pence, oh, im not allowed to dream of other women. Im often im often vexed. President trump also tweeted today, quote, the suburban housewife will be voting for me. They want safety and thrilled i ended the long Running Program where lowincome housing would invade their neighborhood. Biden would reinstall it in a b
[ cheers and applause ] President Trump on friday claimed that he turned down being named time magazines person of the year, after the magazine only told him he probably would be selected. Luckily, he has a 100 chance of being named person of the year by insane chubby golfer magazine. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump today hosted an event honoring native american code talkers, and during his speech alluded to senator elizabeth warren. Take a look. You were here long before any of us were here, although we have a representative in congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her pocahontas, but you know what . I like you, because you are special. Seth this brings us to a new segment entitled, eight seconds of seth pinching the bridge of his nose. [ cheers and applause ] this has been eight seconds of the seth pinching the bridge of his nose. Seth one of president s one of President Trumps oldest friends recently told vanity fair that first lady, melania, 100 has the
President trump on friday claimed that he turned down being named time magazines person of the year, after the magazine only told him he probably would be selected. Luckily, he has a 100 chance of being named person of the year by insane chubby golfer magazine. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump today hosted an event honoring native american code talkers, and during his speech alluded to senator elizabeth warren. Take a look. You were here long before any of us were here, although we have a representative in congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her pocahontas, but you know what . I like you, because you are special. Seth this brings us to a new segment entitled, eight seconds of seth pinching the bridge of his nose. [ cheers and applause ] this has been eight seconds of the seth pinching the bridge of his nose. Seth one of president s one of President Trumps oldest friends recently told vanity fair that first lady, melania, 100 has the most control over Presid
Today was cyber monday, when Online Stores offered deals for christmas shoppers. Its perfect if you have a lot of people to buy for. And youre not allowed to go to the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump on friday claimed that he turned down being named time magazines person of the year, after the magazine only told him he probably would be selected. Luckily, he has a 100 chance of being named person of the year by insane chubby golfer magazine. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump today hosted an event honoring native american code talkers, and during his speech alluded to senator elizabeth warren. Take a look. You were here long before any of us were here, although we have a representative in congress who they say was here a long time ago. You know what . I like you, because you are special. Seth this brings us to a new segment entitled, eight seconds of seth pinching the bridge of his nose. [ cheers and applause ] this has been eight seconds of the seth pin
Today was cyber monday, when Online Stores offered deals for christmas shoppers. Its perfect if you have a lot of people to buy for. And youre not allowed to go to the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump on friday claimed that he turned down being named time magazines person of the year, after the magazine only told him he probably would be selected. Luckily, he has a 100 chance of being named person of the year by insane chubby golfer magazine. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump today hosted an event honoring native american code talkers, and during his speech alluded to senator elizabeth warren. Take a look. You were here long before any of us were here, although we have a representative in congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her pocahontas, but you know what . I like you, because you are special. Seth this brings us to a new segment entitled, eight seconds of seth pinching the bridge of his nose. [ cheers and applause ] this has been