Budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah, thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it, man, thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know, thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy, right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi, his wife, his wife addressed some of their supporters who go by the term, National Prayer team, by conference call. And thank god someone besides the the nsa recorded it. The council of joy that this team was chosen to fight a long battle, think that slavery took 25 years to defeat slavery, that is a lot longer than four y
But first lets continue in our continuing coverage of the countdown to the rio olympics. Well, it turns out rio has miraculously turned everything around and everything is going according to plan. laughter oh, eye im sorry, i keep forgetting. It is the Southern Hemisphere so its the opposite. Lurking under rios with thers raw sewage and now what scientists describe as superbacteria, the highest levels of superbacteria on the shores of guanabara bay. Site of the sailing event a month from now. It is a nice sailing area but every time you get some water in your face it feels like there is some alien enemy entering your face. So i keep my nose and my lips closed. laughter . Trevor first of all, what is that music . Does that just play when germans talk . What is that . And also, if you ever wonder how a small country like germany almost took over the entire world t is easy to understand because of this guy. Because the solution to the problem of an alien entering in us, to just stop breat
President obamas visit to canada yesterday, he was there for the north american summit with the leaders from canada and mexico when this happened. laughter trevor you see this is why black people invented fist bumps to avoid moments like this and you dont even get the full gravity of this situation on the news because when you zoom in you realize how complicated this handshake really was trevor happy National Handshake day, everybody lets turn now to the geopolitical equivalent of that handshake, brexit. After 52 of britain voted to leave the European Union, many felt like theyd seen an m. Night shyamalan movie. They were looking for somebody to blame. U. K. Politics is an unprecedented amount of tour tu. Unprecedented the labour camp is suffering turbulent times. Jeremy corbyn lost a confidence vote in parliament. Will we see the labour party splitting into pieces . Scotland is threatening to break away from the u. K. Over the brexit vote because they want to stay in the e. U. Trevor
It is the Southern Hemisphere so its the opposite. Lurking under rios with thers raw sewage and now what scientists describe as superbacteria, the highest levels of superbacteria on the shores of guanabara bay. Site of the sailing event a month from now. It is a nice sailing area but every time you get some water in your face it feels like there is some alien enemy entering your face. So i keep my nose and my lips closed. laughter . Trevor first of all, what is that music . Does that just play when germans talk . What is that . And also, if you ever wonder how a small country like germany almost took over the entire world t is easy to understand because of this guy. Because the solution to the problem of an alien entering in us, to just stop breathing. You just stop breathing. Thats all you do, but the toxic water is just the tip of the [bleep] iceberg here. There are concerns about infrastructure, the economy, political turmoil, zika and security fears, but dont worry, people, the rio
Days after voting to get out of the e. U. , england is out of the european soccer tournament. One of the greatest days in the history of football. Iceland are in the quarter finals. 21 loss to iceland last night will go down as the worst moment in englands football history. Trevor wow the worst moment in englands football history. Theyve had tragedies where people died and this is the worst moment . That is a smart move crying into the ground. The guy is just, like, i may have let my country down but im not ending up as a bloody meme hide my face laughter i dont think you understand how big an upset this was. This was the first time iceland ever qualified for the european cup. Nobody ever expected them to get this far. Unlike england whose manager has millions, icelands manager is a dude who works a parttime dentist. In england, went home crying, he gave them sugarfree lollipops you were very brave applause my favorite part wasnt the parttime dentist manager, ults the fulltime crazy ic