How a fictional america is a place where you should be afraid of everything. We had a whole show planned about trump, you know. We had him in, like, a jason mask, and we had all these jokes about that. But then a few hours ago, were, like, bleep it. Yeah. Yeah, to be honest with you, we always talk about trump, all of us. The guy says anything, and its news. He farts from his mouth and we talk about it for hours what do you think that smell means . But the convention is over. He said what he needed. Later on in the show well break down how much bull bleep he spoke, but for now lets talk about something else. Because it was easy to forget this week that while this bleep show was going on, other things were happening in the world. The british appointed their second ever female prime minister. cheers and applause yeah. America maybe bombed 70 civilians in syria, and just a week after peak tension around police shootings, this happened. A behavioral therapist was shot by an officer after h
cheers and applause larry thank you very much welcome welcome to the nightly show. audience chanting larry oh, thank you very much we dont have a lot of time, guys old lives matter. laughter we found that out. Thank you. laughter i got it so wrong. Well, all lives matter. I said old lives matter, larry come early, you will find out whats going on. laughter of course, theres lots of Big Convention news to talk about, so lets see whats happening with the unblackening. screaming so Hillary Clinton officially accepted the democratic nomination for president tonight. We taped this before she officially accepted it, so theres still a chance that it didnt happen. I dont know hillary that well. There is still a. 0009 chance that she doesnt want to be president , so dont tell me what happened. No spoilers. Well have more on that tomorrow. laughter but the convention started off last night if the same way i started off every morning with some good oldfashioned trump slams. Donald trump is such a
British blonds [bleep] 15 Million People at once. Now pornhub is apparently leaving the video up which i think is kind of mean. Because you know there are some people who are going to be watching the video and not getting the joke. And theyre just going to be sitting there like come on, come on. K come on where is the pizza guy, come on come on thats mean, pornhub. Lets move to our pain story. The hillry clerch ton campaign. Ever since she clinched the democratic nomination, she has slowly been building up steam. Her previous rival has inti mailted he is dropping out. Ahead of trump in the polls and recently she gained a powerful new ally. U. S. Senator Elizabeth Warren has made her debut on the campaign trail with the Presumptive Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton. Hill c. E. O. Lynn Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren joining forces for the first time in the campaign. Hillary clinton will be the next president of the United States because she knows what it takes to beat a thinskinn
Welcome to the daily show im trevor noah coming to live from philadelphia. This is it, ladies and gentlemen. Moments ago Hillary Clinton officially accepted the nomination as president of the United States. This is it. Exciting. She made history as the first zayn person nominated for president this year. Now we will get into the highlights of hillarys speech in a moment. One of the moving moments came earlier from the parents of a muslim army captain who gave his life fighting in iraq. Donald trump, consistently smears the character of muslims. Donald trump, youre asking americans to trust you with their future. Let me ask you, have you even read the United States constitution . [cheers and applause] i will, i will gladly lend you my copy. [cheers and applause] trevor no, no, no. What are you doing . He hates those two things the most, muslims and reading. No. After more speeches and a beautiful katy perry show it was time for hillary first, first. As customary in american politics her
And who better to help us than the woman herself, Hillary Clinton, whos stuck in traffic at the moment, but will totally be here. So lets just get started without her. But shes totally coming. So the stage has been set. Its clinton up against sanders, and cnn is ready. [dramatic music] whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. Go back, go back, go back on that. Yeah, cnn, what was that . It was like a face and then a face, and then it was just like meh, meh, meh. You guys are heartless, cnn. Any one of these people could be the next president , and you list them like the legally required terms and conditions of a used car ad . Clinton sanders tomorrow on cnn. Please note, unfortunately, Martin Omalley will be joining the proceedings. Certain viewers may be exposed to jim webb, and theres nothing we can do about lincoln chafee. Governor chafee, youve attacked secretary clinton for being too close to wall street banks. In 1999, you voted for the very bill that made banks bigg