Have let my country down but im not ending up as a bloody meme hide my face laughter i dont think you understand how big an upset this was. This was the first time iceland ever qualified for the european cup. Nobody ever expected them to get this far. Unlike england whose manager has millions, icelands manager is a dude who works a parttime dentist. In england, went home crying, he gave them sugarfree lollipops you were very brave applause my favorite part wasnt the parttime dentist manager, ults the fulltime crazy icelandic announcer. screaming unintelligible trevor mocking thats the commentator it sounds like someone is killing him in the announcer booth, but hes so committed to rise job that he doesnt stop commenting on the game screaming im dying now so much madness. One small group changing history to another, the Supreme Court. This week, you would have thought that game of thrones would have easily been the most exciting Season Finale but the Supreme Court blew it out of water and they only lost one character. laughter the court just ended its term yesterday but before they left they dropped some bombs. An evenly divided Supreme Court blocked the president S Immigration reform. The Supreme Court struck down a severe antiabortion law in texas. Supreme court voted unanimously to vacate former Virginia GovernorBob Mcdonalds conviction. Upheld affirmative Action Program in texas. Upheld persons who commit Domestic Violence can lose gun ownership right. Trevor damn look at the Supreme Court getle all their bleep done before they go on summer break. laughter right now congress is looking at them going, thats a thing . Yeah, thats a thing, congress. Not only does the Supreme Court get it done, but they get it done in style. The opinions are printed and handed out for reporters. But its a long way from the press room to the television cameras. So summer interns pick up the opinions and race them to reporters outside. Trevor oh laughter its just like the olympics but without the zika what the hell are they doing . thats so much fun, the Supreme Court could put all their rulings out online. They dont. Its, like, heres the paper, you guys read it im coming im coming so lowtech and so gangster at the same time. Theyre, like, why dont you guys just flex its, man . Its called the future all these rulings may have moved america into the future, especially this one. Ahuge victory for abortion rights in the Supreme Court the biggest since 1992. The Supreme Court struck town a texas law that imposed strict limits on doctors finding they place an undue burden on constitutional right of abortion. Trevor dont forget texas was pioneering a scheme to get rid of abortion clinics by regulating them out of business and it was working. Many clinics were being shut down and many women were losing access to reproductive services. Corridors in abortion clinics had to be eight feet wide, swinging doors, beds three feet from the wall. They even had regulations for the janitors closets. Some of the things were extremely causey. Texas law said the only doctors allowed to perform surgeries were dr. Doom, dr. Who and dr. Pepper, and all clinics had to have a hedge maze in front that patients had to complete in order to find the entrance. applause oh, and one more regulation no abortions for people who are women. Everyone else is good. Yes. Everyone else is fine. applause for more analysis on this we turn to Senior Legal Affairs correspondents adam lowitt, everybody cheers and applause adam thanks, trevor. Got to be honest, what you said about the interns running out of the court, that was pretty rough for me to hear. Trevor im sorry. I dont get what you mean. I actually had that internship before i started working here. You know what is this its not as easy as it looks. Oh, man screaming trevor holy bleep adam, were you okay . No, it was not okay. I lost my job because of that hawk. Trevor adam, can you help us understand whats going on with the Supreme Court right now . Sure, ill tell you whats going on, the Judicial Branch of our government is crushing it its the only place where liberals and conservatives dont always do exactly what you expect. Thats whats so exciting about the Supreme Court, they zig when you they theyre going to zag and when you think theyre going to zag trevor they zig. No they zag again, double zag never done before trevor my mind is blown what about tim congratulations case . A 44 party line split. Oh, you mean the decoy . I cant believe you fell for that. Yeah, i guess well all just Vote Along Party Lines in all case, right . Wrong thats because of one very special man. As expected, Justice Kennedy held the key vote. All eyes are on Justice Kennedy. Justice kennedy who was very clearly the swing vote on this issue has sort of expressed a lot of misgivings about affirmative action over the years but in this case, he has clearly very much endorsed affirmative action. The only way to win a case is to win kennedy. Trevor wow, adam, is Justice Kennedy that infliewngsle . You dont even know. You cant do anything without his approval. If kennedy says affirmative action is in, its in. Trevor kennedy is the wildcard . Theyre all child cards. Take rulings to ban people convicted of Domestic Assault from buying a gun. An odd pairing, justices Sonia Sotomayor and Clarence Thomas descenting. 62 decision. She joined with Justice Thomas in his assent which is very unusual. Adam you would think the two dissenters would be staunch conservatives but thomas and sotomayor are on the same side two die metrically opposed people getting together. You dont find that out of romantic comedy. Elizabeth warren is not ever going to walk into the senate and say ted cruz and i stand together, we believe 100 cans of soup is a reasonable purchase laughter but at the Supreme Court, anyone can pair up, like the unlikely animal Friends Branch of government, great for our country and adorable. Trevor that really is great. Whoa, can we go back to the photo . Now zoom in. Is that you and the hawk . Oh, it sure is, trevor. That day i may have lost my job but i gained a soul mate. Love you Crawford Trevor thats creepy. Trevor thats creepy. At our house, were always down for more. Case in point our handcrafted skydiving chamber. Be hungry for more. Just never be hungry. With premium pepperoni and 100 real cheese. Ding hot pockets its here, but its going by fast. The opportunity of the year is back the mercedesbenz summer event. Get to your dealer today for incredible onceaseason offers, and start firing up those grilles. Lease the e350 for 499 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Trevor welcome back. Its a wellknown fact around the daily show offices that Jordan Klepper loves a happy ending. He cant get enough of them, people. But sadly his happy endings can be hard to come bay as we see in the next unstawment of the ongoing series. At inaugural segment of jordans happy endings, we travel to illinois to celebrate a couple who won 250,000 only to find out they werent going to be based illinois was on a budget. At the time the budget was held hostage by governor bruce roner and a dead locked state legislature. Theyve had almost a year to get their bleep together so i headed back to oglesby to get my happy ending. Danny, susan. Hi, jordan did you get paid . Yes. Hit it short but satisfying. Thats my happy ending. Its not. What . They still dont have a budget. Social services ill ask inside, just great. This happy ending is going to take longer than usual. Okay, so why arent you happy . All Human Services programs are being cut and its an absolute disaster. So they did fix the lottery. The problem is they forgot to fix everything else. The programs have been cut, education has been cut. Illinois has no budget. Theyre in a total mess situation. Because of the budget impasse, theyve cut programs that provide care for the elderly and disabled. Students are getting scholarships and homeless shelters closed. In short, illinois is more of a bleep show than ever. What does this have to do with you guys . Youre lotto winners. Youre thousandheirs. You dont have to deal with the real world. I work in the Mental Health field. And illinois bleep with that, too . Mmhmm. What about you, danny . Im fine. Of course dannys fine. Thanks. He has to listen to me and my sister whine all the time. What does your sister whine about . I work with run away and Homeless Youth and because of the state budget issues, its hard to get them services that they need. No therapy, no medication, no nothing. Homeless youth not getting the medication or therapy they need the perhaps the saddest happy ending ever. And it gets worse. With multiple lawsuits against the governor because over 800 social Service Agencies are struggling to survive, pretty much everyone is suing the governor including his wife through her Nonprofit Organization that is owed 6 million. So whats the solution . Get our politicians to get off their butts and to actually learn to Work Together instead of against each other. Well, im not coming back to oglesby so im going straight to the capitol and grabbing the first lawmakers i see. Meet these lawmakers, two members from opposing parties to sit with me and im going to get to the bottom of this mess. I point the finger at the governor for coming in guns blazing and wanting to hold the budget hostage and being unwilling to sit down and negotiate about the budget. Thats just not accurate. Hes not a member of the legislature. He cant draft a bill, and he cant sign a budget on his own. It needs to come to him. To be clear, a budget has come to him, but instead he vetoed the whole thing except for one bill. Yeah, he vetoed a 4 billion out of balance budget because no ones going to line item 4 billion. Why not . Its ridiculous, its our job. Why . Because we should do that. The constitution explicitly says he can line out things to bring it into balance. Why didnt he . Well, at least they could agree theyre both to blame. You know youre to blame, snrieght. What . Of course we are. So youre not to blame . No. Whos to bleep blame . Were all to blame. If youre sleeping well, youre doing it wrong. Do you sleep well . Only on the weekends. There are a lot of people who dont sleep well like the homeless, elderly, students taxpayers, or people that have businesses. Thats not one upping the Homeless Youth thing. Id let that sit. Thats an incredibly important point. There is a hierarchy of needs, we could fight against tax policy because but in the mean time thats what you are doing. These guys wouldnt knee happy ending if it hit them in the face so its up to me. The state cut funding to education and services. Schools wont open in the fall but theyre paying hot owenners. So survival tips to youthful minds of illinois. Step one, buy lottery ticket. Step two, win lotto. Step three, get the bleep out of illinois. I know youre thinking, oh, my god, this isnt possible you know what . Shut up i know somebody who did this. So i want you to welcome guest speaker danny danny . I have to let him in. Danny. snippinsnapping fingers please take these fertile minds and share with them your inspiring story. Woin the lottery. Thanks for coming, danny. Thank you. Wow. And there it is, ive given these kids a foolplan proof for success in the wasteland that is illinois because apparently the only thing this state is capable of doing is paying the lottery winners. Illinois will start paying lottery winners at the end of this month. Son of a well, it may not be a happy ending, but its an ending trevor Jordan Klepper, everyone well be right back cheers and applause at our house, were always down for more. Case in point our handcrafted skydiving chamber. Be hungry for more. Just never be hungry. With premium pepperoni and 100 real cheese. Ding hot pockets and im bout to blow hey jit all on chocolate ya im bout to blow it all on Chocolate Sweet tooth baby make that dollar stretch yo yo yo chocolate yo yo yo chocolate trevor welcome back. My guest tonight is a staff writer at the new yorker and bestselling author. His new book is called jackson, 1964 and other dispatches from fifty years of reporting on race in america. Please welcome Calvin Trillin cheers and applause welcome to the show. Thank you. Trevor fifty years reporting on race. Most people most white people i know cant even watch 12 years a slave. How have you done it . Well, i think i just got interested, and i think certain amount of it has to do with empathy that i think most white people, youre right, cant imagine being a black person, and think of it as something theoretical rather than personal. When i think of that, i think of an experience i had with the university of georgia integration, the one of the undergraduates, charlayne hunter, was in a dormitory full of sort of hostile coeds, so we talked to her on the phone quite often. Shes still a friend. One day, we were talking about a trip she had taken back from savannah, and she said it was awful on the train. I said, i thought it was a very good train. And she said, not where we have to sit. And i knew a lot about interstate transportation and all of that by that time but all of that trained from my mind and i thought, they cant make her sit back there. It was sort of personal. And i realized that people in the south, black people in the south, its personal every day and, to some extent, still that way in america. I think chris rock had a great line that summed it all up when he said in his standup routine, none of you white people out in the audience would change places with me, and im rich. Trevor the stories that you tell, you come from being a reporter, you were writing these dispatches. How important do you feel it was for you to embrace these stories as personal stories . Because thats what you do throughout the book. You were talking to people as opposed to just reporting on the topic. Why did you feel you needed to do that . That was one of the things that drew me to the subject, rather than write about politicians or movie stars, i was writing about ordinary people who had really serious decisions to make. Trevor yeah. Was a mother going to send her 6yearold through the lines of shouting women shouting obscenities to school . I mean, these are decisions that ordinary people make every made every day down there. Trevor its interesting. You say they made these decisions. One thing that struck me when i was reading the book was how many of these stories seem to be apapubliccable today . You have a story where Martin Luther king, you were seated next to him on a flight right. Trevor and talking about how much injustice was going on in the country, talking about how something had to be done. Him saying, i think one of the lines was, i want everybody to love me, but i cant wait for them to love me. Yeah, the idea of waiting presupposes some belief in reincarnation. The waiting would be more than a lifetime if they waited and, in fact, things started happening in the south when the black people took the situation into their own hands and started doing trevor thats an interesting discussion because you were on the ground. A lot of people even in this day and age say you shouldnt be rioting, you shouldnt be protesting. These thugs, you see what theyre doing, theyre smashing windows and doing that. You were on the ground when another movement was becoming a force, another movement that resorted to more than just speech. Do you think that helped . You were there. Was that something they needed to do at the time . Is that something you can understand . I think they needed to do it unless they were just going to wait for a very long time or maybe forever. I think the first piece in the book about jackson, a lot of white students came down, hundreds of them came down to help. Its the first time that happened and part of the idea of jackson summary was to register voters and part of the idea was just to bring the nations attention to mississippi, and mississippi was then the most difficult state. At one of the commemorations of the 50th anniversary of the freedom rights, somebody said to me, who would have thought that, when we were in mississippi, we would have had a black president. I said, when i was in mississippi in 1961, i would have settled for a black policeman. Trevor a beautiful collection of stories. I recommend everyone to read it. I wasnt there, but i say thank you for being there so i could travel there. Thank you so much. Thank you. Trevor jackson, 1964 is thaibl available now. I suggest you read it. Calvin trillin, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause wrrchg sorry im not love im leaving in my thoughts at our house, were always down for more. Case in point our handcrafted skydiving chamber. Be hungry for more. Just never be hungry. With premium pepperoni and 100 real cheese. Ding hot pockets my 5hour is my morning wakeup call. My 5hour makes me super dad. My 5hour keeps me on my toes. My 5hours all business. 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