So call the number on your screen and help these troubled dogs, before this happens im donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, masking for a friend. Plus, stephen welcomes w. Kamau bell. And the chicks. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen what do you mean . Oh, did he do that . Did the dog eat your shoes . Yeah, yeah, you knew that. Stephen i thought it was a different pair that he ate. Second pair. Stephen well, those look id chew those. laughter welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. If you havent checked the sports pages today, coronavirus is still winning. The United States reported its secondhighest single day total of new cases yesterday, just behind the record set the day before. I know this because i looked it up in the i need a guinness book of world records. Now, with all these cases, governors and mayors are scrambling to i
I wont do no, sir, i am good morning on this tuesday. Im cori coffin. Im phillip mena. Isaias made landfall just claustrophobic pr real im not that kind of guy, man. Before midnight as a category 1 reporter he pleads with the hurricane. It is moving quickly up the east officers im not that kind of guy, coast causing dangerous flooding man. Reporter saying he has and its strong winds are leaving anxiety and that he just behind a path of destruction recovered from covid19. Firefighters rushed to ocean please, my wrists, man. Isle where multiple homes with only on the ground on fire. Reporter prosecutors have charged officer who then knelt reporter isaias taking aim at the carolinas on his neck with Second Degree this storm will bring murder and manslaughter. Dangerous weather conditions to the other three officers are much of our state overnight. Accused of aiding and abetting heavy rains, flash floods and storm surge. Reporter the storm is him. The Police Department didnt expected to po
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Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim belushi. Star of hbos succession, actress sarah snook. Author of must i go, yiyun li. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and no Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My parents are visiting me right now. So im doing great even though im apparently a little skinny and i curse too much and isnt it a little early for a cocktail, seth and anyway, lets get to the news during a press conference yesterday, President Trump claimed that the 1918 spanish flu probably ended world war ii. Are you kidding . They were more than two decades apart. I know you dont think thats a big difference, but it is. It is. Thats right, President Trump claimed that the 1918 spanish flu probably ended world war ii despite the two events happening more than two decades apart. Look, i get it its confusing were in the year 2020 and somehow the only band on tour right now is smash mouth i mean, the years start coming and they do