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Coanchor of cnns new day, and get a little more for your wallet with kohls cash john berman. Kohls an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen dad vo life doesnt give you many secobut a subaru can. And now seth meyers. dad you guys ok . vo eyesight with precollision braking. Standard on the subaru ascent. Seth hows everyone doing tonight . Still stinging that you werent the threerow subaru ascent. Bidens vp pick . Me too love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Lets get to the news. President trump criticized senator Kamala Harris on twitter get 0 apr financing for 63 months on select models today and said, quote, there was nobody meaner or more condescending to slow joe. During the subaru a lot to love event. It can be used on the hands, body, and face. Added trump, sorry, slow, right now, switch to tmobile and get four lines of unlimited stupid joe for just 25 bucks a line. Nobodys been meaner to slow, it cleanses and moistuizes with 1 4 moisturizing cream. 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By thanksgiving dinner with and you can pay your friends back from here. Flavors like roasted turkey, so when someone asks you, wheres your bank . Green beans and cranberry sauce, seth heres more of my and this is weird, not corn. Conversation with paula pell and you can tell them heres my bank. Seth our first guests tonight are two very funny comedians and writers you know john lutz. Or heres my bank. From their work on saturday john, your character, youre a or, heres my bank. Fisherprice has released a night live and 30 rock. Socalled my home office play Police Officer because if you download and use the chase mobile app, set for kids thae a you also know paula as one of your name is gilbert pewntz. Wooden smartphone, coffee cup, the stars of a. P. Bio, which your bank is virtually any place. And a plastic laptop returns on peacock this and thats not the only great so visit chase. Com mobile. Name in the show now your kids can be the ones to september. But pewntz was the name that tell you, i just have to do their new show mapleworth murders is currently streaming this one thing, and then ill be youve long wanted to find into on quibi with new episodes a television show. Released every monday. Yes right with you. Lets take a look. I i in the writers room at chief of Police Coming through. Snl, we try to just write and finally, magician look at this goddamn fruit rollup stupid names to make the otherl. David blaine announced yesterday mapleworth, everywhere you go he will attempt his first live someone gets killed. Seth please come back next stunt in nearly a decade later id never invite you to a week not you, necessarily it will be our last days here in the captains quarters. This month party, especially a surprise so anything can happen and the thats right party. You, it bothers you, doesnt it . Guest list is pretty steller i would [ laughter ] hes going to go outside having one of my guests get jason sudeikis, russell crowe, that was the monologue, murdered is worth having seth oh yeah, i hate it. Everybody. Ms. Mapleworth grace me with her [ laughter ] patton oswalt, sandra oh, we got a great show for you dancing charismas. Gayle king, busy philipps, tonight. And then you would cut them Kenan Thompson paula pell and john lutz will be pewntz, come on man [ laughter ] and of course, the sea captain here to talk about their new youre getting all worked up for and from prospect park, show mapleworth murders, and nothing. But i originally wrote this they are truly two of the i need you to go to my car and ira duckman. Funniest people i know get my crown seam gloves for david spade, a character i cant wait plus the coanchor of cnns new not my fishing gloves, not my it will be a fun week. Day, john berman will be here miming gloves, not my falcon named cane pewntz. Well be right back with cnns but first a closer look. Gloves john berman. They only sell those one at a payne time anyways, its not two who was teaching the craft of youve never seen a person with kissing and his whole seth hello, everyone, and welcome back to the captains two falcon gloves, have you . Yeah, i youve seen somebody standing around in the park with two infomercial was just about him quarters as we mentioned, my parents hands up like this trying to get women to come to yeah, maybe i misremembered his workshop to practice visited this past week, and on seth heres my conversation tuesday, we showed you my father with our good friends paula pell kissing. Chicago giving his tough love feedback and our very own john lutz so the name gilbert seemed a little more friendly for this ok, so, magnificent mile for me to the sea captain i thought i was managing. Character, but pewntz has been. My moderate to severe Crohns Disease. But my mom also chimed in. Seth john and paula, how are you guys something that ive wanted to yes so were going to show you her hi. Get until i realized something was missing. Far gentler response at the end hello. Me. Of tonights show. Seth its so nice to see you put somewhere for a long time. You ok, sis . Both seth youve worked with each my symptoms kept me i should also note that next the three of us used to all work other. From being there for my sisters. Week will be our final shows in together at saturday night youve written for each other, live as writers maybe not as explicitly written. Flight boarding for flightan00learned this location, which is sad. And now, paula, im lucky enough for each other as you have now. Humira is for people who still have symptoms its really sad, because that but you know each others voices well of Crohns Disease after trying other medications. Barely gives us time to to work with you on a. P. Bio. Was there times that you were introduce popular new characters and john, youre still a writer writing lines that you would and the majority of people on humira on late night. Only ever write for paula. Like the fish who probably has a and yet this is your first time and, paula, were there lines saw significant symptom relief. Drug problem as a guest on this show via and many achieved remission in as little as 4 weeks. Hi, guys. Zoom that john wrote that delighted yes, via zoom you more than others humira can lower your ability to fight infections. Can i borrow 50 bucks . The way i wanted to do it. Yeah. Any writing anything with serious and sometimes fatal infections, whats it for, steve . [ laughter ] gilberts character doing the funny because john can just including tuberculosis, and cancers, what do you need it for, seth this will not impress steve . I need it for bus fare, my any of your colleagues on the including lymphoma, have happened, writing staff. Do that sort of the sort of , as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, mom hurt her knee and investment no, not at all. Opportunities. [ laughter ] low selfesteembased like serious allergic reactions, oh, steve and new or worsening heart failure. Seth the basically the you need help, steve. Last thing you did in the studio misunderstanding and then sort tell your doctor. Was a very popular sketch of. If youve been to areas seth isnt it a shame we yours. Where certain fungal infections are common dont have time for that yes of reiterating and then trying anyway, senator Kamala Harris to make sure hes got the right and if youve had tb, made her first public appearance theres a thing called where hepatitis b, are prone to infections. Instructions it was such a such a funny as joe bidens running mate you youre supposed to look. Or have flulike symptoms or sores. Yesterday while President Trump on your phone and look at the game with gilbert and such a and his allies strained to come last normal photo that happened dont start humira if you have an infection. Before quarantine. Homage to sort of a barney fife up with increasingly ridiculous be there for you, and them. Ways to attack her for more on this, its time for type thing ask your doctor about humira. And my last photo is from and so anytime i wrote anything with humira, remission is possible. A closer look. That was coming out of johns something i did on the show, and it is this mouth, i could hear it like he if you cant afford your medicine, was sitting on my shoulder abbvie may be able to help. Its squattle. [ laughter ] seth yesterday, biden and [ laughter ] and the same thing with harris made their First Campaign seth yeah, there you go. Appearance together, and it was yeah [ laughter ] paula. A historic moment with harris like its fun to make her, like, becoming the first black woman,t and, uh scream when she gets startled, have her seth it should be noted that go, like, what in the your last normal photo was squirrels . [ laughter ] already fairly abnormal. [ laughter ] however you go back walmarts got your back. Yes, definitely but her her voice just with the republican vice its right there yeah that is also my vaginal president , whose 23andme dna sonogram seth you also j. B. Smoove profile came back 92 irish [ laughter ] is also in the show, also a ghost. Writer with us back in the day and a person who is both a joy to write for and a joy to watch the other 8 was english ghost seth now, paula, you know, a improvise, i would imagine lot of people have had sort of shipping mishaps, mostly oh, hes beyond funny harris had her first chance to hes a legend in the pitch go after trump as the democratic because, you know, theres so meetings at snl because it however you go back walmart got your back. Candidate for Vice President , many more packages being sent and she took aim squarely at his during quarantine. Yeah. Response to the coronavirus seth and then also the mail would get to him, and he would pandemic is slowing down. Just very leisurely start but before this started, you had when other countries are a shipping mishap with amazon. Pitching following the science, trump you know, everyone was so yeah. Pushed miracle cures he saw on weve been ordering everything impressive. On amazon obviously. Nervous in there kind of meeting there is one more thing. Fox news the host, and they didnt have ah. Jake from state farm. And that was not sponsored seth its not a miracle anything loaded up about whats heres the dealwith the drive safe save app it works but weve been ordering an idea because its monday, and if you chug a full bottle of theyve only had like a day and youll save up to 30 for being a safe driver. Peptobismol, stick a hairdryer constantly, and im a little a half to think about it like a good neighbor, state farm is there. ® up your butt and flush a im always a little nervous so theyre like, you know, aabattery down the toilet, you because last right after we freaking out can cure coronavirus finished mapleworth, we and then it would get to him, if you dont believe me, just ask this fauci puppet my staff and hed just have the floor, made me because the real fauci finished shooting, and i was you know just thinking, you know, i was hed just be like, yeah, puts me in a bad mood. Something like like a side note here in case there are 15foot grill. You know those grills. Going to buy myself a gift for any conservatives who hate christmas. Watching a closer look, i and i realized that all my should say for safetys sake vibrators had kind of turned i was like, 15foot gas grill. [ laughter ] and he would just keep going, that aabattery cure doesnt and people would be dying. Really work. They sort of went bad, and they you have to use a 9volt just turned. Ive also always said about j. B youll save up to 30 for being a safe driver. They had deteriorated from lack that hes the only person ive biden announced his pick of of use ever seen audition where lorne right now, switch to tmobile and get four lines of unlimited harris via text on tuesday, and for just 25 bucks a line. So i ordered one on amazon when he heard the news, put his head down on the table with access to americas largest 5g included. Mike pence immediately tried to seth umhmm. He was laughing so hard. Hide by blending into the and i never got it. He had to like put at a background and then i went home for comedy club, and he had to like thats right. She cant debate me if she unlimited and nationwide 5g for the whole family for just 25 bucks a line. Cant see me. Christmas, and then i had a great christmas, and i came back at the vp debate in october, from florida to l. A. Put his head down on the table only at tmobile. Pence is going to send a and laugh. Mannequin and a recorder in his and Hayley Magnus is my niece, place Ferris Bueller style and and i was sitting one day, and and shes like six feet tall scratch that, baby, im grateful hope no one notices. It said it didnt say your its just a Wonderful Group of vibrator has arrived, but it got to say its really been a while says your package has arrived. Thank you, senator harris and i looked, and it had eccentric characters mr. Vice president , your arrived, but it wasnt on my we love it but now ive got to crack that smile rebuttal seth and you guys have taken [ pressing record button ] front stoop, and i couldnt advantage of the quibi platform smile, hey [ snoring check everything off the list with contactless ways okay well, it sounds like hes figure it out for like a whole with some theres some light asleep day. Nudity, which is you know, i senator harris, back to you. I was like, oh, i got to call them am a great appreciator of. To get ready for school at target. When the news was announced on tuesday, pence tried to put on a theyre wrong, you know and then i looked on my email, brave face as opposed to his and amazon had sent me a photo yeah. Be back before. Before dark i know. Usual, no face, although im not of the box, which was on my were not going to say whos getting naked. Sure bravado is really a posture mothers front stoop in florida. Its either me or john, but that works well for mike pence [ laughter ] i had sent it to the wrong lets just say its a nice set address with a lot of on the way here, i just heard that joe biden named his running poinsettias and like a little mate beagle that says welcome, you [ laughter ] [ laughter ] its a nice, heaving set thats know and its my artificial schlong revealed it could also be both of us, california senator, paula. Kamala harris will be the in a box its both of Us Democratic candidate for vice [ laughter ] seth so what did you do . So i called my parents, and i all i know is when we did the president. Scene, we end up both possibly [ audience boos you all might like to know that was just, you know, like the Vice President ial debate is tenyearsold, like getting caught doing something bad being naked, possibly nipples to going to be held on october 7th and like, hey, just by the way, in utah. There was some stupid mishap the breeze, and we were crying theres something i ordered. Experience, amazing. [ cheers and applause its just a stupid thing down into our bosoms, laughing, just, you know, dont open it. Just put it in another box or because we were doing this put another label on it and just and we wrote it, so we couldnt send it. Blame anyone that we were just so about a week later, i got it, out in the open air with so my message to the democratic candidate for Vice President , and it was in a completely seth and this is a thing now Different Box and wrapped in more than ever, which is i think congratulations. Orlando sentinel newspaper a Welcome Change ill see you in Salt Lake City its taken very seriously when so clearly they had opened the seth is there anyone in the whole thing up and then lovingly theres nudity on the set. World with less swagger than wrapped it oh, yeah. And my mom said something about a shaver seth and yet you both were mike pence incapable, because it was watching him try to act cocky is i think she thought it was like a little a little selfinflicted, you wrote it for like watching an amish grandpa dance at a wedding seth oh, i see yourselves gotcha yeah. [ laughter ] seth incapable of taking it hey, macarena. Shes going to know now seriously. [ laughter ] yeah, we had that whole meeting. And, look, i know pence didnt pick the debate location, but is yep there a whiter throw down in seth this is also, i will everybody we cleared the set of any nonessential people say, the gift you rewarded i was very very serious at history than, see you in yourself with postmapleworth you can adjust youriggest sacomfort on both sides. Eep your sleep number setting. Salt lake city . First, and then i take my shirt was thematic off to cover paula can it help me fall asleep faster . Thats like hearing someone say there are some vibratoradjacent yes, by gently warming your feet. Why dont we settle our differences at the williams sonoma. [ laughter ] but can it help keep me asleep . Instapot aisle. Jokes in the show. Absolutely, it intelligently senses your movements and 8 00 a. M. Sharp because i got yes and then thats when she starts pilates at 9 00. Abigail, my character, automatically adjusts to keep you both effortlessly comfortable. They really have no idea how to laughing at me because shes attack harris. Just looking at my chest Abigail Mapleworth has a drawers laughing will it help me keep up with mom . You got this. Theyre flailing and then it was first they criticized the way so you can really promise better sleep . Not promise. Prove. Biden made the announcement. Seth right just because the weight of White House Press secretary it can i compliment your and she really sticks to that theory that they are neck chest . Do i, okay, have permission . And now, all beds are on sale. Kayleigh mcenany tweeted, its save 50 on the sleep number 360 limited Edition Smart bed. Fitting that the man who thinks massagers, for old women and all sure. He just has a really good he can win a president ial mature women have neck massagers chest, and hes got a nice, you plus 0 interest for 36 months on all smart beds. Ends monday. Campaign from his basement chooses to announce his vp pick know, hair pattern online when theyre stressed out. [ laughter ] but i i dont see it that to learn more, go to sleepnumber. Com. Sleepy joe is once again calling it in. Often, and so i i just good point, kayleigh seth now, john, this is an idea you came up with, and the realized in a moment the internet is just a passing minute i heard it but what if you could startdo better than that . Fad. It was one of those camera the future is all about network not the vibrators moments that just is the focus television not the vibrators. Like adapt. Discover. Deliver. Also, did you forget that the seth not the vibrators part. Pull where all of a sudden im that was that was paula was in new ways. Guy you work for uses twitter so like, oh, im standing out in to new customers. Much he had his phone surgically very kind to add her personal the cold with, like, two crew experience to the show what if you could come back stronger . Attached to his face thats in my rider. Members and a coyote in the back thats on my rider of my lot of universal watching us faster. Better. Contract at comcast business, not only did trump announce his vp pick on twitter in 2016, the [ laughter ] stand there naked. We want to help you not just bounce back. Dude even fires people on seth how did you but its definitely worth but bounce forward. Twitter because hes too scared how did this idea occur to you, something. And now, were committed to helping you do just that to talk to them face to face john [ laughter ] if trump ever dumps pence from well, i was trying to write but its definitely worth something for me, and i just had its definitely it to ride with a powerful and reliable internet the ticket, were going to find that ride the mapleworth out from a tweet that says, can a bunch of writers block. Train to get to that part. Someone ask mike to bring me a and voice solution at a great price. Diet coke before security and so my wife sue, escorts him from the building . Call or go online today. Sue galloway, who you know, seth you do have an incredible cast, the two of you. Also this basement talking point is so dumb j. B. , hayley, and then a ton of said, why dont you just you should write something for paula super fun cameos of friends that say what you want about the guy, because shes the funniest you guys have made over your two but hes out in public all the person we know. Time making speeches, riding decades in comedy. Bikes, driving a stingray in his and then i went off for like five minutes and came back aviators like a grandpa whos on immediately with this idea yeah. Because i thought of her, just yeah, we got super lucky with the prowl. Everybody who was able to do it. Grandpa, where are you going . Picturing paula as like a miss it was awesome marple or a Jessica Fletcher just a parade of heavy im going down to bingo night to meet some ladies. Character just fit perfectly dont wait up. Grandpa, its 3 00 in the hitter heavy hitter people. Afternoon. Trump is the one who spends all yeah, we had his time haunting his own golf course like the legend of haggard vance. And then pitched it to paula, tina and andy samberg and and it just all fell into place. Eh, its a slant rhyme, but it was one of those calls because sometimes you get a call maya rudolph. Ill allow it. Of like, hey, i was thinking maya rudolph and seth also, were all in our what if this. Basements. A pandemic. And youre like, im going to fred armisen [ laughter ] i spent the first half of the think about that. You know him so well. He cant summer talking to the wasps in [ laughter ] my attic and he called me with that, and Ike Barinholtz and nicole byer and and the second half befriending i was like, when can we seth youve never met any of a sea captain painting, a wooden immediately do this . Duck, and a fish who keeps oh, my god. Asking me for sudafed. [ laughter ] seth our next guest is the coanchor of cnns new day. Well, i have a cold and then we found a home at these people quibi. You barely can remember any of their names. He hosts count on controversy you dont have a cold, steve seth and you did find a home [ laughter ] at quibi, and one of the things inside the Electoral College you need help, steve. You also found yourself doing that one thats in that one thing. Seth and, again, everybody, was watching old murder, she [ laughter ] this saturday at 10 00 p. M. On after tonight, only four more wrotes. Cnn. Shows with all these guys. Seth um, i am heres my conversation with but just because we love your and while they are not i mean we dont have televisions feedback, were posting a new its light drama seth oh, you dont john berman. Poll on twitter seacaptainpolls oh, thats right seth hi, john. Like the show is never too scary you guys are readers welcome to the show. How are you . Or too dark, but its also very im great where your options will be, i im so excited for the show. So great to be here. Think the sea captain was a nice addition during a difficult thanks for having me funny to go back and watch those seth its very nice to have time, or i hate fun. Paula, i should also mention im you. Old episodes so excited that season three of but trump and his allies on fox a. P. Bio is about to start you had an eventful morning. Yeah. The president went after really think this dumb basement i love i love how one that those episodes are fantastic morning joe, referred to you talking point is a political thats coming in september on as an unknown, and then winner john and i watched, we got peacock. Heres sean hannity straining to hysterically laughing was, you thanked himself for fox find something he can criticize know, everything at snl was and, john, i genuinely we friends ratings about the way biden announced like boom, boom, boom, and were we were busting each harris pick everything in television and what is it like when the president refers to you in a everything has got to be, you others chops a little before and just today the biden know, under time morning tweet . Campaign photographer. And we started watching this episode, and she was in a this started you know, you come to expect look at this im genuinely excited to it at this pointnews viewer. They released a picture showing nightclub with her niece because hopefully see you again soon joe talking to Kamala Harris back at work she has 8,000 nieces in every ah, yes me as well town seth all right look at what you see there i love you both. Love you. There appears to be a script in and she shes ordering wine, love you i suppose it could be worse than the picture, and joe actually and it was just this kind of stay safe. Thank you stay safe. Being called an unknown. Has his phone backwards. Little bit of curious music, and seth mapleworth murders is seth yeah, thats true seth oh, my goodness currently streaming on quibi i think a lot of its almost a script for a politician . She was looking at the menu high praise. And a. P. Bio will have allnew whats next, a podium . Like, hmm, i think ill have a episodes streaming on peacock you did respond to him and warn look at what you see. Starting september 3rd him against the dangers of joe biden appears to be standing white wine. Well be right back. Selfthanking. Behind some sort of tiny wooden house, and why does he have his did you is that something you and then youre just like, what name on the sign is the clue . Put a great deal of thought in, so he can remember it . Like what is this going to connect to at least when biden uses a no connection whatsoever script, he can actually read it, [ laughter ] its just they were like fill or do you just enjoy the unlike a good friend of yours. Volleying back the front half of the show whether you need dinner for two. Well, what i said is too a couple special guests fell much selfthanking can lead to yosemites yoseminites growing hair on your hands. Through. Or a room with a view. Towering sequoias. [ laughter ] seth yeah, thats it we cant shoot at the taj mahal fresh hay all day. I want to also thank the and what that really was, now, so we cant do the remote seth, was a joke about masturbation minianapolis Police Department so just just fill it up. Or a ball to play. Seth oh, right they have been so incredible bribes to roll over. Okay seth well be right back [ laughter ] or, as you may know by its minianapolis minianapolis minianapolis with more paula pell and john lutz. Or an overdue makeover. Clinical term, wanking they sacrifice every day for the it was that type of joke seth gotcha. Furniture future of their get all your pet essentials right when you need them, thats what i was going for there. Seth youre one of the few children with Curbside Pickup at petsmart. People whos actually in the prevent iran from developing an building doing your show at cnn. Just order online, drive up, checkin, internet this is so totally itchy . Is it a lonely atmosphere over squirmy . And pick up without contact. There . Important an intercontinental scratchy . It is bizarre it was especially bizarre right ballistic missile. Family not getting clean . Did you know Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance tada at the beginning seth i know trump is a there are a few more people now teetotaler but whenever hes than there were at the end of reading off a script, he has the get charmin ultra strong. So you only pay for what you need . Exact mannerisms of a guy whos got get em march and april. It just cleans better, i should get a quote. I would walk into hudson yards where were located and its desperately trying to hide that with a washclothlike texture your family can use less do it. This big new building complex, only pay for what you need. And i was the only human there hes drunk at work thats why hes always swaying while still getting clean. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Back and forth even when hes trying to stand still. I wouldnt see a single human as you can see from this slide, goodbye itchy squirm. Being. My coanchor, alisyn camerota, quarterly prostitutes and hello clean bottom she was also there, but we would this is so totally important never cross paths. But quarterly profits are at an she would go to her own anchor alltime high. We all go. Why not enjoy the go with charmin. Closet, and i would and on this next slide, you can anchor closet, and we would see that never see each other i know, but that parker promo saved me totally love you guys. And you just feel like its end and then theres trump, who so much on my insurance, of days. Tried maybe the dumbest attack i brought you a Little Something special. Of all you feel like youre occupying this building after a nuclear the only thing he could come up parker, state farm holocaust or something with was complaining that she offers everyone surprisingly great rates. It was totally strange was too mean to brett kavanaugh. Youre the man, man. Seth and are you getting and now you have a sort of a when you want the real deal. Like a good neighbor, i guess the most worrying thing to me is just finding a level of madwoman, i call her, because state farm is there. Comfort with it. She was so angry and such hatred i cant believe how long ive with Justice Kavanaugh been doing these shows out of i mean ive never seen anything like it. The studio, and now, it she was the angriest of the group, and they were all angry strangely in a really depressing way feels normal does it feel normal for you now . She was extraordinarily nasty a little bit. To kavanaugh judge kavanaugh i mean, you know, when you were in the bigger studio, theres the whole crew you have guests. Then, now Justice Kavanaugh. Sometimes theres, you know, she was nasty to a level that interpersonal connections and was just a horrible thing. Reaction im used to people not laughing at my jokes, i guess i thought she was the meanest, [ laughter ] the most horrible, most so, you know, so being alone isnt that different in that sense. Disrespectful of anybody in yeah, you know, im very focused. You go into this little anchor closet, and youre very focused the u. S. Senate. Seth these guys love to joke because youre just there all by your lonesome with your notes. About liberal tears, but they seth so when did you have this idea to do a documentary are the whiniest little babies about the Electoral College . In the world was this something that trump sounds like hes sniffling predated the pandemic to his mom after getting home from the playground. Absolutely. She was the meanest, most it was so last fall, some of horrible, most disrespectful these smarty pants guys like bully. She gave me a wedgie. Also, you really think thats a nate cohn, dave weigel, Dave Wasserman i cant winner remember who exactly it was, but she was mean to john hughesville people started writing that donald trump lost the popular and brett kavanaugh, the guy who vote by about three million looks like hes in a where are they now about the preppy bad votes in 2016 and still won the kid from goonies. Electoral college. My father will turn this entire neighborhood into a country but they noted that he could club. Lose by even more this time and still win the election hey, speaking of villains from john hughes movies, i now have only one week left to achieve my he could lose by as many as five summer goal of steph from million or six million votes pretty in pink hair. And i started thinking, thats a its going to be close, but i lot, right really hope i can do it. And thats enough that people i believe in you. You can do it are going to start to wonder im high all the time what this is all about and then, it was right before seth trump as his allies are flailing as they come up with the impeachment months and increasingly absurd attacks on months, and during the harris all they have so far are their impeachment trial, i remember thinking about the constitution, usual dumb insults, you know, attacks that are just meanest, the most horrible, that the guys who wrote it, you most disrespectful know, they worked really hard, and a for effort seth that has been a closer but there were some things that look. They kind of left a little vague, and i wished they had done a little more filling in the blanks, like high crimes and misdemeanors seth now more than ever, it would have been nice had they city harvest needs your help feeding told us what those were. New york families hit by the covid crisis theres a website below to and i felt the same way about donate the Electoral College, that well be right back with theres just so much there that paula pell and john lutz isnt explained and isnt s explicitly laid out. And theres so much more to learn that it became even more important, i think, to delve closer looks, be sure to s closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late n into and then there was a Supreme Court case that came up that was just decided last month that made it a perfect vehicle to explore the Electoral College in depth. Seth so you obviously youre in the news this is the sort of thing youve followed youve covered elections what was the thing that was most surprising to you as you did this sort of indepth deep dive into the Electoral College you know, i have to be honest i was blown away by how little i knew i mean i really felt like i knew nothing about how they came up with the idea. I knew nothing about what the law even says. And by that, i mean the constitution at a fundamental level, you know, the constitution doesnt require a president ial election. The constitution doesnt require people like you and me, and citizens and voters to actually vote for president theres no provision that voters have to vote for president , which i just think is crazy. And i honestly, genuinely didnt know that. All the constitution says is that the states shall select their electors, their state legislators in the manner that they want to they can do it however they want now, it so happens that over time, we now have elections that choose the electors, but its not in the constitution. Theres nothing that protects your or my right to actually vote for president in the constitution seth you got they might be giants to record a schoolhouse rock style song for this how did that come to be . Well, so going into it, we knew that the idea of the Electoral College may not be the sexiest concept for tv [ laughter ] so we were trying to figure out how to jazz it up a little bit so first, you know, we thought spirit fingers, and then we thought seth yeah. So then we thought, i guess, they might be giants schoolhouse rock is has always for me been, you know, been the best way to explain complicated phenomena. Seth yeah. I only know about it, right, because of schoolhouse rock. So our producer said, lets ask they might be giants they do wonderful songs. They can write things really fast. And they jumped on it, and it took them no time to come up with an incredibly catchy jingle that lays it out perfectly you give them your choice you give them your trust but its up to the and not up to us were only the voters they are the electors seth its incredibly catchy. I also say this as a huge they might be giants fans i dont think anyone has ever come to the conclusion that we need to sexy this up, lets get they might be giants [ laughter ] im still living in the 90s or with young children, either one of those things. Seth exactly cardi b was a hard no, and so then, we went to they might be giants i think one thing that everyone is slowly coming to the same conclusion is we may very likely will not be able to call the election on Election Night and when i say we, i guess i mean you and your colleagues how is this something that newsrooms are going to have to discuss at Great Lengths before the actual Election Night rolls around, insofar as how do you talk about a thing that everybody will be desperate to hear the finality, but it probably wont be decided that night . I think this is such an important thing to talk about, and were already talking about it with each other and talking about it on tv and publicly. People need to prepare themselves for the election not to be called that tuesday night, and thats okay. Look, we have mailin voting, which is going to be happening at a much higher level no matter what the president says, at a much higher level than it ever has before and sometimes, it takes time for those ballots to get in and the ballots to get counted so traditionally, Networks Call the races based on exit polls and based on results coming in from key precincts well, none of us know how the exit polls are really going to work this time if people dont show up to vote, its kind of hard to do exit polling. Sometimes you can poll them if they vote absentee or by mail, but its a much different situation. And key precincts, we just dont know how the votes are going to come in from those key precincts. So its going to be hard, if not impossible, to call some of the races. Especially if its close that night, and people need to be ready for that and just because it isnt called doesnt mean theres anything wrong. It doesnt mean its fraudulent. All it means is theyre still counting, and we need to wait for them to count, and thats okay seth now, of course i think most rational people would agree with that assessment you will all be up against the fact that there will be one person who will very loudly be saying that it is because its fraudulent, and it is because something is wrong and how do you i mean, again, i guess youre all pretty well trained at dealing with a president who, you know, basically every day calls you liars. Like how do you prepare for that part of it, that basically the white house will be the one creating the most mistrust of the electoral process . To be fair, he called me unknown today, not a liar. So at least i have that going for me [ laughter ] seth he made it clear he also didnt think you were talking to him a dishonest unknown seth yeah. When it comes to the election, this specific case, i think we need to talk about it every day, and we need to make it as clear as possible every day about what the facts of it are. We have to make clear how much fraud there isnt in elections theres very little fraud in elections in general, minuscule amounts of fraud in elections in general. To be completely fair, there is more mailin fraud than inperson fraud, but its still minuscule. Its like infinitesimal plus one when it comes to mailin voting. Fraud, you know, and in states that do it completely like oregon and colorado, its incredibly low its just not something that you shut the whole system down for people need to know that people also need to know the post office should get as much help as it can to get the ballots there. We just have to talk about it every day. And you mentioned how do you guard against a president whos going to try to call fraud no matter what . I think we do have to be careful not to grade it on a curve also. One of the things you will hear some democrats say paul begala, who is super smart, says it on our air the other day. He goes, this is the reason why joe biden needs to win by a lot, so its not in question. I think democrats need to be careful with that. Seth yeah. Because, you know, joe biden doesnt need to win by a lot to be president he needs to win by a vote or two in the electoral process seth right really, why should joe biden have to win by 30 million votes but donald trump only have to win by one seth yeah. So i think we need to make sure that were setting the right expectations starting now. Seth i also dont know if i have that much confidence in the democratic partys plan is like, we got it sorted were just going to win by a lot. [ laughter ] my last question for you, john, is you have two 13yearold boys your shows on fairly early in the morning. Do 13yearolds wake up at the early hour to watch their dear old dad . You know, no. [ laughter ] i mean theyre actually they dont sleep late the sad part about it is they dont sleep late they just get up early and then dont watch me seth thats even worst that is the worst. They get plenty of they get plenty of me they used to we run the Bleacher Report. We run a sports segment. They used to tune in and watch the Bleacher Report. And andy scholes does our Bleacher Report and they get all excited when hes on theyre like, oh, can we meet andy scholes . Im like, you know, im on tv the whole time im on for three hours andy is on for like a minute and a half seth yeah. They still want to meet him seth yeah, look, i mean they have Better Things to do than meet some unknown that they also live with [ laughter ] yes a dishonest unknown that they know very well that dont need to seth they know very well thanks for making the time for us, john i really appreciate it congrats on the doc. Thanks so much. Great talking to you, seth