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So call the number on your screen and help these troubled dogs, before this happens im donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, masking for a friend. Plus, stephen welcomes w. Kamau bell. And the chicks. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen what do you mean . Oh, did he do that . Did the dog eat your shoes . Yeah, yeah, you knew that. Stephen i thought it was a different pair that he ate. Second pair. Stephen well, those look id chew those. laughter welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. If you havent checked the sports pages today, coronavirus is still winning. The United States reported its secondhighest single day total of new cases yesterday, just behind the record set the day before. I know this because i looked it up in the i need a guinness book of world records. Now, with all these cases, governors and mayors are scrambling to issue new mask orders. That seems a little late. Its like deciding not to send a mothers day card, then going, ah, what the hell happy fourth of july, mom. I wasnt wearing a mask when i signed this. Please wash your hands. One of the maskycomelatelys is alabama governor and lady at the bake sale who just lied about the brownies being glutenfree, kay ivey. Governor ivey has been holding out on masks, but alabama just hit their singleday death record, so yesterday, ivey issued a statewide mask order. And to make the order more palatable to alabama voters, the masks will be deepfried. One elected official whos not giving in to the health huggers is georgia governor and face born for a mask, brian kemp. Yesterday, kemp explicitly banned localities from ordering people to wear masks. So, not only is Governor Kemp doing nothing, hes stopping other people from doing anything. And to make matters worse, he Just Launched a new Georgia Public Health campaign lick the elderly, its the law to emphasize how antimask kemp really is when donald trump landed in atlanta yesterday, kemp greeted him at the airport with a mask dangling from his ear. Look, buddy, either wear the damn thing or dont. Thats like surveying a Nuclear Accident with your hazmat suit tied around your shoulders. And theres more troubling pandemic news, because yesterday, we learned that Russian Hackers have launched cyberattacks on covid19 research centers. So, the russians are getting americas coronavirus data . Could they share it with us . And its not just any data. Specifically, the Russian Hackers were attempting to steal Coronavirus Vaccine research. So if theyre successful, its only a matter of time before we start getting spam for bootleg coronavirus cures. russian accent very make health, super impress, lack of dying plus turgid member all night drive women go crazynuts wow wow wow buy now the attack was perpetrated by a group named apt29, also known as cozy bear, or their new alias, the dukes. Oh, i knew we couldnt trust those boys and their confederate car revving engine, banjo music looks likes them duke boys disruptin democracy with rootin tootin putin stephen this isnt the first time the dukes, aka cozy bear, have attacked the United States, because cozy bear was one of the groups accused of breaking into the d. N. C. Network and stealing emails ahead of the 2016 president ial election. So, dont be surprised on Election Night when its announced that the next president of the United States is senator corinne a. Virus. But for once, russia is the second biggest hacking story of the day, because yesterday, major twitter accounts were hacked in a bitcoin scam. Now, if youre not familiar, a bitcoin scam is anything involving bitcoin. The hack targeted the accounts of people like barack obama, joe biden, mike bloomberg, elon musk, and kanye west, with messages like im giving back to the community due to covid19. All bitcoin sent to my address below will be sent back doubled. If you send 1,000, i will send back 2,000. If obama and biden were promising free money, it would have been the biggest political scam since eisenhower roped canada into amway. To prevent the breach from spreading, twitter disabled verified twitter users ability to tweet and modify their accounts for Hours Wednesday evening. Luckily, i was able to keep tweeting on my secret secondary account, as francois perfecto. The problem is, twitter didnt disable just celebrity accounts. As a result, when the National Weather service declared a tornado watch for parts of southern illinois, the agencys regional twitter account found itself unable to warn residents of the danger. Thats why i follow only unverified tornado accounts. ding oh, hold on. ding echoes a little late. A little late with that sound, id say ive already acted like ive heard it. evie laughs oh, wow, a house just fell on a witch. Man, her sisters going to be pissed. evie laughs got that reference. I did. Stephen yes, you did. We still dont know the identity of the hackers, but experts say that the fact that they attacked now, instead of waiting until closer to the election, suggests that they are criminals rather than government operatives. What . That makes no sense you dont just hack an election without doing a test drive. Its like the fast furious movies. You dont lead with fleeing a submarine across a siberian ice flow, thats crazy youve got to start small, just with cars, you work your way up to a tokyo drift, then you have the rock redirect a torpedo with his bare hands. Otherwise, it just seems far fetched. Twitter c. E. O. Jack dorsey took to. Well, twitter. To express his discontent, saying we all feel terrible this happened. Fun fact we all feel terrible this happened is twitters official motto. evie laughs the country laughter lot of laughter tonight im enjoying this. Are you tired or are you enjoying this . I thought it was funny. Stephen thank you very much. The country is in crisis, but the white house is doing everything they can to stop the coronaviruss enemy anthony fauci. Trumps cronies have attacked fauci in the press, dug up Opposition Research on him, and stopped meeting with him at the white house. But still, faucis more popular than ever. Case in point, he is the cover model of instyle magazine. Huminah, huminah i think we found the latest hotspot do those novelty socks go all the way up . But perhaps the most stylish component of the good doctors outfit is those shades. Holy c. S. I. Miami, batman. as david caruso will we have a treatment . That remains to be. Vacseen. I dont know if this vaccines going to work, but its worth. A shot. I havent spoken to the president in months. Hes avoiding me like. The plague. Now, dr. Fauci appearing on the cover of instyle magazine is a historic moment for american medicine. Almost as significant as that Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition featuring louis pasteur. Hey, remember the 2020 president ial election . Its still happening. And according to a recent poll, biden now has a 15point advantage over trump. Woohoo joe, youre doing great by doing nothing. Stay in the basement. Someone toss a crate of ensure down the steps and yank the knob off the door right now, its less a case of biden beating trump and more a case of trump beating trump, because according to another poll, 72 say the u. S. Is on the wrong track. That is a devastating number. But, who are the 28 who look around and say, yeah, this feels right america is in perfect shape for me, an agoraphobic germaphobe with a fetish for face coverings. Now if youll excuse me, im going to go collect my urine in a jar. Even though biden is leading now, the election is still almost four months away. A lot can happen in four months. You know where i was four months ago . With other people. I had an audience. I touched their hands. Probably not a great idea even then. And i wont feel confident biden has won this thing until hes giving his first state of the union. And even then, part of me will be thinking, comey could still bleep this up. Of course, trump doesnt put too much stock in the polls. I think that the enthusiasm now is greater, and maybe far greater, than it was in 2016. I think a lot of people dont want to talk about it. I think theyre not going to say, hey, im for trump. Im for trump. Stephen if youre doing such a great job, then why are they embarrassed to say your name . When you propose to someone, you dont generally say, barbara, will you spend the rest of your life with me hiding in the attic so no one knows were married . In fact, trumps doing so well in the polls that, yesterday, he replaced his campaign manager. Ooh, yeah you always replace someone when things are going great. This soups delicious arrest the chef the guy trump pushed aside is former Trump Campaign manager and the official template for the n. F. L. Football, brad parscale. You may remember parscale from this tweet back in may for nearly three years we have been building a juggernaut Campaign Death star. It is firing on all cylinders. Data, digital, tv, political, surrogates, coalitions, etc. In a few days, we start pressing fire for the first time. Well, i believe we have footage of the moment trump canned parscale i find my low poll numbers disturbing. Stephen obviously, thats not real footage. Trump wouldnt wear a mask. But according to insiders, parscale hasnt been completely choked out, hes just been demoted. Because trump really cant fire brad he knows too much. as trump look, guys. We cant fire brad completely. Hes the one who has that map that shows where all the states are. With covid case numbers skyrocketing in much of the country, backtoschool season is looking more like backto laptop. In california, schools in los angeles, san diego and oakland will be doing full Distance Learning in the fall. And with so many of our nations young people stuck at home, teen dramas are going to have to adapt. And weve got a preview. Jim . This season on creekdale this story is about staying home. But when High School Goes online . Well, life doesnt just stop. Hey, broden, i didnt see you in social studies zoom. What gives . None of your business, kashleigh. I think it is my business, because were together. I saw your zoom chats. You sent them to everyone they were clearly meant for stashly. S ingy. Social distance much . Stash whoops, sorry thought i was on mute. Listen, kashleigh, can we just go somewhere and talk about this privately, like slack . Guys, come on. In these most difficult times, we sexy teens have to come together and. Bradison . I think youre frozen. Bradison . No, hes not frozen hes. Dead he died. From murder now hes finally out of our way. Come here, babe. Okay where are you . Oh, you go up. That way. You guys this fall on quibi. Were definitely still a thing. Stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. W. Kamau bell and the chicks are here. But when we come back, a new Service Helps Peaceful Protesters get their message out. Stick around. Use . 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Stephen its out there. Jon is he coming to play that one . Stephen i hope so. I hope so. Jon weve got to get him to come play it. Stephen i would be very grateful. Jon yeah. Its a great song, and it speaks to a lot of what we are facing right now. Stephen yeah, yeah. So, what song is on your mind right now . What have you been what have you been what have you been listening to the last 24 hours, my friend . Jon oh, my goodness. I have been listening to lift every voice and sing and trying to figure out how to capture the essence of that song. That song, you can play it in any genre. Stephen humming jon yeah stephen jon batiste, everybody. Thank you, jon. Ill see you later. Its been less than two months since the start of massive protests against racism and Police Brutality following the murder of george floyd, and the movement has not stopped. There are new protests happening every day. 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But now feels like were florida junior, i would say. Stephen thats surprising, because california got a lot of praise for how they brought the hammer down firmly, fully. They were a model for everybody else. What happened . Orange county is what happened. All of california is not San Francisco and l. A. I think we have a lot of Orange County spread throughout the state. And i think our governor felt pressure from them and also weird pressure from other governors who are opening up. So, its i like to think of this as, like, maybe this is, like, the year or two before the apocalypse. Like, whenever you see a movie about the apocalypse, you never see the year or two leading up to it. I feel like thats what this feels like. Stephen well, things are almost normal, you know. Yeah, but, like, think about, you never see mad max, like a year before, going, like, man, gas is expensive laughter you never see denzel washington, the book of eli prequel, i cant find bibles anywhere and, you know, so i feel like were maybe in a preapocalyptic moment, which makes me feel better for some reason. Stephen i i okay. Im just going to knock wood for no particular reason. Now, i know youre a father of three kids. And, do you mind if i ask how old they are . Nine, five and a half, and two. So, yay stephen okay, nice. Okay, so those are the two is a little young, but the five and a half and the nine certainly schoolage kids. I know all around the United States but especially in california, some School Districts are having kids come back, some arent. As a parent, how do you feel about that . I mean, everybody wants kids to be able to go get educated, but theres anxiety. Yeah. I mean, i dont believe our kids are going back to school. I think its just a domino effect. Its just one School District at a time, until they all go. Fact that, like, me and my wife are really going to have to bone upn ur k at the same time, i know that the teachers at our school will be plugged in to trying to help them. Its just, what we should have done in this interim is reconceive how school works, because its not going to work the way these worked for a long time, you know. Stephen now, youre a comedian, but youve got a cnn show. Do your kids watch the news . I mean, do they my kids watch a lot of news. My kids definitely i would put my nineyearold up against any other nineyearold about donald trump knowledge and whats going on currently in the white house. She would be she would win that contest. Stephen does she ever set your back on your heels with some of her questions . I mean. Shes like me. When i was a kid, i just sort of listened to what adults were saying and later would ask questions of my mom. And so, i call my daughter an oldschool ear hustler. Like, shell just come in an hour later and say, i have things i want to discuss. And stephen isnt that great . Well have a whole conversation about george floyd and Police Brutality, just while were on a tire swing. I was just spinning around in the tire swing, and she wanted a full explanation of what happened with george floyd and Police Brutality in america. And i was just like, aaahhh stephen wow. What does that feel like, to have that conversation . I mean, weirdly, it feels great, because i would rather have that conversation with her, or have my wife have it with her, than her to go through the world and not have had that conversation and have somebody else spring it on her. Stephen yeah. Well, you have been having this conversation publicly on cnn with your show, united shades of america, now going into its fifth season. For years now, its celebrated, emmywinning. How were you so prescient, to know that the United States would eventually have racial problems . laughter what was the hint . Well, i have these books in my house that have the word history on them . Stephen oh, okay. And i sort of read them. Stephen all right. Send me some links. I buy the books, and then i try to read the books, and then often, im like, hey, thats whats happening right now so apparently, according to these history books ive read, the United States was founded on White Supremacy and racism. Stephen okay. And the fuel of america is racism, and thats what keeps White Supremacy going. And until we actually redesign the whole system, this is where were at. Stephen well, that takes me to your first episode. On sunday, this sunday, it starts. The first episodes title is where do we even start with White Supremacy . W. Kamau bell, where do we even start with White Supremacy . First of all, i like that title, because it sounds like a bside from hamilton or something. laughter stephen sure, sure. Well, we start with accepting the fact that, as i just said, america is built on White Supremacy. That the whole history of this country started on genocide and slavery, and from that, everything thats built has been built on top of that. And been built in ways to make sure that the people who created the genocide and slavery, that them and all their descendents could benefit from it. So, its thats really, in the first few minutes of the show, we say, look, dont get confused between White Supremacists and White Supremacy. You know, a white supremacist is the klan or a neonazi, but White Supremacy is the fact th m thats the system of White Supremacy. Stephen we had ibram x. Kendi on the show oh, never mind, then. Stephen a few weeks ago ill see you guys later. laughter stephen you guys have a beef . No, no, no hes just hes smarter than me. laughter stephen he is very smart. And he was talking about how, sort of the roots of White Supremacy or the idea of even whiteness or racism as we think of it in a modern sense, started about 500 years ago, and it was all motivated economically. It was selfinterest. In order to set up, the europeans were taking over this land, and capturing and enslaving the people in africa, you had to have a rationale. Racism was created, as we know it, for that economic self interest. Yeah. Before that, i think it was like nationalism and tribalism. Like, nobody saw anybody as a race of people. And then, when they decided the only way they could sort of justify because they were, many of them were christians that this was the right thing to do, was to dehumanize people and say they were savages, like the native americans, or they were animals, like black folks. So i think they had to come up with a way to go, not only, this is what were doing, but its actually the right thing to do. Where healt you know, any number of modernday white politicians have said that, well, slavery wasnt that bad, black people actually had three meals a day and enjoyed it. Thats still a justification that happens. Stephen i know that your mom is in this season. Why was it important for you to get your mom in there . I mean, my mom is an 83year old black woman, which makes her an expert on racism, first of all, lets just be clear about that. But also, i put my dad in an episode of season three, and my moms been clear that, since he was in, she needs to be in the show. And shes been very and theyre not together, so it really creates problems for me. So, i was like, i think youll fit into the White Supremacy episode more than youll fit into the east l. A. Episode. So thats how we got her in. Stephen i know your mom is very influential about how you sort of see the history of the United States, and the way that black history has been ignored. What how would you explain her to somebody who hasnt met her before, like me . I mean, i i had a joke i did in my act, where i said, my mom was such a hardcore black woman, that i was 11 years old before i realized a cracker was also a delicious snack. Thats it. laughter so, my mom, growing up, was always talking about racism, White Supremacy, the man. Back in the 70s, it was the man. Talking about the man. Stephen yes. And she didnt shy away from talking to me about those things. Even to the point of like, the talk, that people say that black parents give kinds, i remember that talk. I remember when my mom took me to the store and said this is whats going to happen when youre in a store by yourself as a little black boy. So, my mom really made sure, she wouldnt let me leave the house without knowing that i was black and what that mean in the world. Stephen you have been deliberate about how you defined racism. Why is it important to be so specific about your definition and what is it if you dont mind sharing. Well for me, its not that its even my definition, its the definition that makes the most sense. For most of this country, the dictionary has defined racism as just when one race hates another race. But that doesnt make a sense for a definition of racism because this country, if a black person hates a white person thats just hate for the most part, but the system in place of White Supremacy means that when white people hate black people, the system encourages that hatred and puts black people on the bottom. So i think its important to think of like, prejudice is, i dont like that white guy, Stephen Colbert. Thats me hating you. But true racism means power behind it. And i think thats the thing we are trying to do with the show, is really to let people understand, that like, this isnt just about feelings. You can prove all this stuff. Racism and White Supremacy is statistical, you can look at it, its scientific. Now race isnt scientific, we made it up, as you said, but all the things that go into racism and White Supremacy, you can see. Stephen well season five of united shades of america premieres this sunday on cnn. W. Kamau bell, everybody. Thanks for being here. Well be right back with the chicks. Itchy . Scratchy . Family not get charmin ultra strong. It just cleans better, so your family can use less. Hello clean bottom enjoy the go with charmin. They get that no two people are alike and customize your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need. What do you think . I dont see it. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Step up. Prep up. Up. Prep up. To help keep you free from the risk of hiv. 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My next guests have won 13 grammy awards, sold over 30 million records worldwide, and theyre making new music after a 14year hiatus. Please welcome the chicks. Hello, chicks. Hi. Stephen thanks for being here. Natalie, martie, emily, nice to see you. You, too. Stephen now what people at home dont know is, on the night of the last show that we did in the theater before we had to bug out because of the coronavirus, you were supposed to be my guests that night. Thats right. Stephen and, instead, sanjay gupta came in and just rocked all your hits. laughter did he know gaslighter . Stephen he knew goodbye earl, he knew that one. But i didnt know he could play the banjo. So nice to see you. It was so long ago that, back then, you were called the dixie chicks, and after 31 years, youve changed to the chicks. Tell me why youve changed your name now. Well, just because of everything thats going on in the world, its about time. We had wanted to change it for a long time, actually, and we started using dcx a lot and the chicks a lot when we could. We hoped it would catch on but it didnt. laughs so, in the moment, now, we just felt that it was right, and we didnt even have to, you know, have much discussion about it. We just all wanted to do it right away and, so, we did. Stephen well, thats great. Was it always going to be the chicks or were there other contenders for the name . We had to make sure we got our ducks in a row legally. But in the meantime, we thought the chicks would be the easiest thing but we had to entertain a few other names. One of the ones came up was our initials, that spelled out as men so wed go from the chicks to men. laughter stephen sure, sure, sure. Martie, emily, natalie, got it. Yeah, anything else . Well, we had names in the past that we would call ourselves as our alter egos, and we could have pulled those from the past. One was puss n boots. Stephen okay. There was already a band called that. inaudible stephen what was the last one . laughter woolly puddin. Stephen woolly puddin, okay. I like it. laughter a few people tweeted out criticism of the name change. Most people have really liked it, but already there are a couple of people out there. Sean spicer said, the dixie chicks are dropping dixie from their name and are now called the chicks but some women might find that offensive so i propose they go by the. laughter and some clown called senator ted cruz said, band trying to sell country records tells the entire south to bleep off. Adopts a term insulting to women instead. Any response to these fellas . laughter peace and love. Peace and love. Stephen the last time i saw you folks was 2006 for the time 100 dinner. And we didnt talk for very long, but one of the things that we could appreciate about each other is getting in some trouble for saying things about george w. Bush, because it was about a week after i had done my Correspondents Dinner speech in washington, and that was in 2006 when no one was really criticizing him publicly. And you guys had done it three years before in 2003. And i admire that you spoke your mind. And obviously, history has proven you right about being dragged into a boondoggle in iraq under false pretenses, and all the chaos and the tragedy that caused. You say its one of the best things that ever happened to you as a band, even though there was enormous backlash and there were threats against you and there was a boycott. Why was it one to have the best things that happened to you . It was kind of liberating that our audience knew who we were and what we thought. Weve always been very liberal, and spoken our minds, but that was just the one moment where natalie said that and the fire storm erupted. But, yeah, it kind of felt like, okay, the cats out of the bag and thats who we are, and how could we not be being patriotic to worry about the troops in harms way with the invasion . It was kind of ironic that people were saying not what she said but that she didnt support the troops. I think, if you ask people, i dont know even know if they know what she said, it was so innocuous, you know. Stephen well, you have a new way to talk about how you feel. The new album gaslighter comes out tomorrow. It was supposed to be released in may but then had to be put on hold because to have the covid crisis. What was that like to not create an album of new Music Together for 14 years, and then be ready to show to the world and have to hit the brakes at the last minute . What was that process or what was that feeling like . That was a huge bummer. I think mostly we were really excited for our fans to hear the new album, but we also were following that up with a tour. We were supposed to be on a tour this summer, our first show was supposed to be june 6. Both of my sons have bands, and theyre awesome musicians, and they were going to open for us. So, yeah, like the rest of the world, plans changed and things changed. But for the album release, i actually think its been good. I think we needed a few more months to really get everything together and release it how we want to but, yeah, its interesting. Well see, you know, how it goes. Stephen well, the single that some in the audience are watching may already know, is march march, which is a really powerful protest anthem. And it seems so fitting to the moment were in right now. When did you actually write that . A couple of years ago. It was one of the first ones we started. It took us a while to get the production on it and get it the way it is on the album. But the lyrics are basically written two years ago. Stephen thats extraordinary because, in some ways, what that song, seems like it was written yesterday. I know, its crazy. We did want to put it out at this time because we felt like it lent itself to the times right now and the black lives movement. But we had gone to march for our lives in washington, d. C. Seeing that entire movement, and it was the most powerful thing ive ever been a part of, and we wanted to write about that. And that was the impetus for the song. Yeah, its eerie how much it pertains to right here, right now. Stephen you guys are performing march march in just a moment. Stick around, everybody. We will have more chicks. Thanks, yall. Ok, so, magnificent mile for me i thought i was managing. My moderate to severe Crohns Disease. Yes until i realized something was missing. Me. You ok, sis . My symptoms kept me from being there for my sisters. Flight boarding for flight 2007 to chicago. So i talked to my doctor and learned. 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March, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one march, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one brendas packing heat cause she dont like mondays underpaid teacher policing the hallways print yourself a weapon and take it to the gun range ah, cut the bleep you aint goin to the gun range standing with emma and our sons and daughters watchin our youth have to solve our problems ill follow them so whos comin with me half of you love me half already hate me march, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one march, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one tell the ol boys in the white bread lobby what they can and cant do with their bodies temperatures are rising, cities are sinkin ah, cut the ish you know your city is sinkin lies are truth and truth is fiction everybodys talkin whos gonna listen . What the hell happened in helsinki . March, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one march, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one stephen our thanks to the chicks, well be right back. Stephen thats it for a late show. Now, lets say good night with some music from jon batiste and stay human, how about that . Captioning sponsored by cbs cay Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show oh, oh its the late late show james good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late late show. Heres Something Interesting id thought id share with you appa,

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