[ cheers and applause ] jimmy im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we are please, i appreciate that. Welcome to hollywood, where things are already getting back to be a normal after oscar sunday. The dolby theater, where the oscars are held, is right across the street from us. Thats why they keep asking me to host the show. They dont have to pay for car to bring me over there. [ laughter ] theres a big billboard on the corner, youve probably seen this driving in. Guillermo oh, yeah. Jimmy of me. It must be 80 feet tall. These guys wasted no time swapping that out. Yesterday morning [ laughter ] i was already taken down and replaced by dune 2. They didnt even offer me the billboard. Theyre made out of some you know how great that would have looked, completely covering matt damons house . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i guess the message is, its over. It was fun while it lasted, i guess. Not for you. The oscar magic
Journalist kara swisher. An allnew closer look. Featuring the 8g band with aric improta [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing all right and now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news [ laughter ] wally. [ light laughter ] sorry seth did you see wally just froze on the first card. [ laughter ] sorry about that. Seth own up to it. Yeah. Seth look at your camera and own up to it yeah, i did seth okay. I did [ laughter ] i was thinking about dropping a card, and then i was just going to leave if i dropped a card then i was just in my head seth okay. I dont know why. [ laughter ] seth well you know what, i will say best to do it on the very first card. Yeah, and i didnt drop it, though seth you didnt drop it. No. Seth did you feel were you like fumbling with it . No. No [ laughter ] seth so, weve been doing this for ten years were closing in on 1,500 shows. Yeah, yeah. Seth and today for some reason, yo
[ cheering ] justin thank you thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. All right. Okay. All right. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live im going to be your host tonight, Justin Timberlake. [ cheering ] yes. Now, you all might know me from being Justin Timberlake. Did you watch the oscars last night . [ cheering ] really good, right . I mean, i havent seen that many stars since joey fatone elbowed me in the face. Rim shot thank you. All right. This is going good. All right. The show was hosted by my friend and your friend, jimmy kimmel. Didnt he do a great job . [ cheering ] unfortunately, jimmy couldnt be here tonight. As you can imagine, hes pretty beat. [ cheering ] jimmy i am here. I am here. Thanks, everybody. I am here. You know, i was supposed to be here. Justin yeah, yeah. Im confused. Why are you here . Jimmy well, im confused. Why are you here . Justin im the guest host. Jimmy no, youre the musical guest. Why would i need a host . Justin because you were out all night
keating, sol goodman, i ll share one thing in common, that is beyond being tvs most talented attorneys, i think we can safely say none of them would touch donald trump s legal chaos with a ten foot pole. because it s not just the mess that he is in no, but as we learn on a near daily basis with this guy, there is always more with trump, more scandal, more illegality and more pain for his lawyers. this week alone, nbc news and the new york times reported that officials inside the justice department believe that trump still, and our pierre, still has government documents in his possession. after months of dodging the national archives, months of lying to the fbi, a full search of his florida home and now eight weeks of this clownish legal wrangling that he s been trying to come up with, trump might still be hoarding government documents, and is layers, they really don t know what to do about it. in fact, the schism has emerged within trump s legal team. as doj investigators wei
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