A baby announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, potus cant copus. Plus stephen welcomes Michael Moore and musical guest Sara Bareilles, with a special appearance by steve carell, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. I am your host Stephen Colbert. Im so glad youre here, and you and you and you, my friends, for this special night, because believe it or not, this is our thousandth episode 1,000 i wish i could be together with the whole staff right now. Theyve done such an extraordinary job. The writers, staff, editors, producers, postproduction, the amazing crew, my editorial staff, the lawyers oh, the lawyers we planned a big balloon drop, which i assume is happening now in the theater . Its happening. I dont know, you could lie to me, because were not allowed in. Someone should really check on my petting zoo down there. I
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Most well litigated. One legal tracker is already following around 400 lawsuits filed. It is not just the white house and congress. Americans will be voting on everything from the gig economy to marijuana to taxes. Joe, we all know, after brexit, after the 2016 election, pulls, you have to take with a healthy dose of salt, but we are going to look at them anyway. Joe even in the absence of perfectly reliable data, we will tell stories on the data that we have. Polls all seemhe to be saying the same thing. Most people seem to think that joe biden is going to win. You can see how similar trumps pulling his versus the same time last year. The polling is, similar. Not sure what that chart tells me. Should i panic . Joe sell everything, by and back in the morning. Up a lotwhat tripped of people in 2016 was not the popular vote, it was the Electoral College trumps into thosereally go swing states and dominate there. We just had ed ludlow talking about what is going on in arizona. Us, keeping