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I believe every word of that. This afternoon the president said the deal was exactly what the entire world need. It is a great day for the United States. It is a great day for turkey. Its a great day for the kurds, its really a great day for civilization. Its a great day for civilization. Kennedy turkey does not need a great day, they deserve no more great days. We cannot trust turkey, we never could and we never will. I will continue, they have only agreed to stop shooting for five days. They wont even call it ceasefire. In fact, right after the deal was announced turkeys foreign minister said, this is not a ceasefire, we will pause operation for 120 hours in order for the terrorist to leave. We will only stop the operation at our conditions are met. And then he put laser beams on sharks and speakers on both sides of the aisle said the president s decision to pull back u. S. Troops in syria was a horrible one. Many of the president s closest republican allies said the decision is a da
I believe every word of that. This afternoon the president said the deal was exactly what the entire world need. It is a great day for the United States. It is a great day for turkey. Its a great day for the kurds, its really a great day for civilization. Its a great day for civilization. Kennedy turkey does not need a great day, they deserve no more great days. We cannot trust turkey, we never could and we never will. I will continue, they have only agreed to stop shooting for five days. They wont even call it ceasefire. In fact, right after the deal was announced turkeys foreign minister said, this is not a ceasefire, we will pause operation for 120 hours in order for the terrorist to leave. We will only stop the operation at our conditions are met. And then he put laser beams on sharks and speakers on both sides of the aisle said the president s decision to pull back u. S. Troops in syria was a horrible one. Many of the president s closest republican allies said the decision is a da
And by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. Thank you. Please welcome marylouise parker to this program. We were chatting already. For the past two years youve been playing georgie in the broadway play heisenberg. The work by simon stevens. Currently running at the mark taper here in los angeles. If you cannot make it to l. A. To see her in the theater production, you can watch her next month in the new stephen king series, mr. Mercedes, on the audience network. I am honored to have may i call you mlp . Sure. Mlp on this program. Ive always wanted to say that, like im a friend of yours. Mlp. Yeah. I would say when you came on set, i havent seen the play yet. Im dying to see it. From what ive heard about it from friends who have seen it, they give you and your costar high marks because its hard to command, to hold command of an audience when theres just two people. Not a whole lot of bells and whistles and yeah. Whats that experience like . Well, i feel like the dire
And by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. Thank you. Please welcome marylouise parker to this program. We were chatting already. For the past two years youve been playing georgie in the broadway play heisenberg. The work by simon stevens. Currently running at the mark taper here in los angeles. If you cannot make it to l. A. To see her in the theater production, you can watch her next month in the new stephen king series, mr. Mercedes, on the audience network. I am honored to have may i call you mlp . Sure. Mlp on this program. Ive always wanted to say that, like im a friend of yours. Mlp. Yeah. I would say when you came on set, i havent seen the play yet. Im dying to see it. From what ive heard about it from friends who have seen it, they give you and your costar high marks because its hard to command, to hold command of an audience when theres just two people. Not a whole lot of bells and whistles and yeah. Whats that experience like . Well, i feel like the dire