Musical guest, Corinne Bailey rae. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 475, connecticut steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, hey, please enjoy yourselves. Thank you thank you. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. Here you are. Youre watching the tonight show. Youre here. Thank you, guys. Heres who people are talking about. The New York Times just did a a big profile on donalum and revealed that he has lifesized portraits of Ronald Reagan and john wayne at his campaign headquarters. [ laughter ] and if you dont see them right away, its because theyre right behind a 25foot tall portrait of donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] its right behind if you move it out of the way, you maybe can see a little bit of john wayne. Howdy. Howdy, pilgrim. [ laughter ] steve here you go again. Jimmy meanwhile, Donald Trumps Campaign Manager recently compar
Dont open it. Ill light it for you and leave it on your doorstep. Just make a wish before you stomp it out. Announcer tonight, stephen welcomes Daniel Radcliffe, george lopez, and a musical performance by hinds. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey thank you very much thank you, everybody thank you very much. Hey hey hey, up there whats up . Thanks, everybody. Welcome. cheers and applause welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the late show. I am your host Stephen Colbert. And, its a very exciting day, because today, in our nations capital, washington, d. C. , they held the final president ial primary. We made it cheers and applause we made it through the beginning of the election there are five more months. This was probably the last chance to see Bernie Sanders name on a president ial ballot, and hes going out standing on
cheers and applause that is correct. Your next word is cbs. R buzzer . Damn it tonight, stephen welcomes Rashida Jones daveed diggs comedian Marina Franklin. And a musical performance by the struts featuring jon batiste and stay human. Captioning sponsored by cbs and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert stephen hey hey thanks, everybody. Thank you, jon. Thanks so much. Thank you up there. Thank you down there. cheers and applause welcome to the late show everybody. Happy memorial day, everybody. Im Stephen Colbert. Did you watch the show last night . I told you last night from the the fetal position down there, donald trump hit the magic number of delegates required to secure the republican president ial nomination. And to celebrate, trump really let his hair down from the complex series of clamps that secure i because yesterday he instagrammed this photo of himself eating mcdonalds and the caption,celebrating 1,237, which is either the number of delegates or the number
Sh itow wh Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause theres a thing called the euro cup soccer tournament. Its a huge sommer tawrmt. Its happening right now in france. And yesterday, iceland, the tiniest nation in the tournament, beat powerhouse england 21. cheers and applause this is the worst thing to happen to england in four days. cheers and applause now. cheers and applause now the icelandic soccer commentator has become something of a global phenomenon because of just how excited he has gotten calling icelands victorious games. And last night he did not disappoint when the game ending. screaming now, i want to assure my worried viewers that the announcers hand is not caught in a garbage disposal. Nor is he nor noris he dying in a particularly gruesome scene from game of thrones. Hes just excited. Hes actually doing commentary right there. We cant hear it. Hes doing commentary. Here is the actual translation of what he is saying. And i promise upon i am not m
Featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs band playing stephen hey thank you so much you look good, you look good. cheers and applause jon wow, i like the haircut you look so good stephen hey thank you so much cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you up there, down there, everybody out there in the world welcome to the late show thank you so much welcome to the late show, everybody im Stephen Colbert, and continued cheering and this is my summertime haircut. Thank you so much for being here. I i jon i like it stephen you like the new haircut . Jon yeah, i like that. Stephen its a little short, a little short. Im aerodynamic, for the rest of the summer. Okay, helps with the swimming. I went to the this weekend and i just went and got my haircut where my kids got their haircut. I just said, to hell with it, ill get in next. Got in a little boat, they gave me the game to